This boss is fucking impossible!

This boss is fucking impossible!

Why do people like this shitty game?

Its probably the 3rd easiest in the game user. Please, do try harder.

Just like Dark Souls™

It is pretty difficult if you are doing two player with a buddy. Its easy as fuck in 1 player though.

Stop being shit

The yellow saucers fire at a set point and can be avoided by moving to the back of the screen

The red saucers fire at you and must be avoided by holding dash and moving quickly by them

If you're getting hit by the stars or can't reach this phase just uninstall

Git Gud

Don't forget to use your super.

Hey, can the pirated save file of this game be transferred to the steam version?

I hate millennials so fucking much

Knowing when to shrink is key.

Hold dodge and you can avoid the UFO beams.

the shmup stages are the easiest in the game, and I'm shit at shmups

Hold shift to focus fire.

Red ufos shoot when you pass their lines of sight brown ones go in a sequence

Translate this to Chad buttons please

Even DSP beat him. Took him a few times but he beat him. Youre not worse than DSP, arent you, user?

i wish people would stay with e-celeb shit in their own threads,heck now i know why an e-celeb board is needed

world 1 bosses are easy including the first boss world 2
then shit gets real

cry more fag it proves a rather good point if op is that shit at the game

Same goes for waifufags who not only invade other threads, they also make like 20 threads an hour as well.

i beat her in my third try, shes not that hard, i having trouble with the genie though, the last phase keeps fucking me over and over again

Are people really this bad at games? I beat this guy on like my 4th try.

>he cant beat this piss easy boss

not OP but agree with him its hard as fuck
If you move to the back of the screen the saucers shoot you there.

I may suck at the game, but at least I'm not at risk of losing my house

>user doesnt even own game

Let me guess, you didn't realize that the UFO's come in two colors, and that the different colors shows how they will act and when they will fire?

You have to time the saucers. If you see they're about to shoot toward the back, you have to hurry up and jump in front of where the beam will be.

Bait the yellow ones early, run past the reds before they shoot

Took me like 50 tries but I finally S ranked this piece of shit last night

Her gameover screen shouldn't arouse me, but it does.

>you will never be demeaned and bullied by a giantess

The game is difficult, but you retards saying it's impossible are playing it wrong. Aiming and shooting are barely even a factor in the game. It's all about avoiding damage. Instead of focusing on the enemy and where your shots are going, look at your character and where the projectiles are going more.

its pretty easy, red saucer shoots at you, yellow saucer shoots at the back. fly close when you see a red saucer wait for it to telegraph and pull back

Thank god Gen Z is upon us and they will fix this retarded safe space world millennials have build.

This game is much harder than Dark Souls, it doesn't give you 10 health refills for when you get hit.

>genie's last phase

>whole selling point of the game are the superbly animated bosses
>"hey you're not supposed to look at the bosses when you fight them!"

Sometimes they are the projectile, though, so you will be looking at them.

>Sup Forums is this bad at "bullet hell"

>implying baby boomers still don't own the world

Cmon, underage-kun. Try harder. Safe space Bullshit doesn't exist outside of cushy ivy league schools and the internet

>hilda
Boner status: rock hard

it isn't even bullet hell, it's more like contra/metal slug/mega man

That's pretty much every boss ever.

OP, why are you so bad?

Well yeah. I mean, you're posting tertiary garbage and have almost certainly never played more than ten minutes of the game the characters are from.

baby boomers are on their last decade, they are basically shitting themselves to death.

Does she go through all birth signs or just specific ones?

>only now entering retirement age
>last decade

lolk

Specific ones.

you sound insecure, user. Don't tell me you've never gotten a 1CC

Why does the dragon stuttertype at you in his gameover screens
does he want to fug

>user doesn't know what a bullet hell is.

We don't even have to say it anymore do we?...
>git gud

if you guys get stuck in first world , you are below plebs
played this game with my brother
he hasnt played a game harder than fifa
and we still pass through the levels
currently stuck in djinn boss fight
tl dr : GIT GUD

>tfw killed her so quickly i don't even know what the saucer's do.

To me they were all the same, thanks for the tip user.

>user can't read

>Stuck on Genie
>Calling others shit

Man I thought I was cool because I could play Contra as a boy but when I tried Mega Man recently I got fucking demolished. That game is in a league of its own with how hard it is.

I literally just beat her. Super easy once i got through her first phase without taking damage. I had more trouble with the Flower Boss and the boxing frogs than i did with her.

>Impossible
>Lol i can't learn patterns

Yellow UFO shoots before reaching you
Red UFO shoots when you are under them.

Stop focusing on holding the shoot button and actually move around

git gud

>user makes a smug post by quoting something nobody said to feel some sort of superiority over imaginary people who believe the thing he made up

we just reached him, are we supposed to stomp every boss on the first try in coop ?

I've had more trouble with the boxing ball boss than this one. This was a piece of cake and it's after the ball boss. You just suck OP.

Any tips for this asshole? I can pretty reliably get to him but I always die on those fucking cards, the distance between the ones you can parry is awkward as shit.

Only tactic I can find is trying to stockpile health till the end and just tanking the hits.

bloodborne is more generous with the healing ghan any souls title.

getting small is basically the dash move .. took me a couple of tries to realize this .

i argue demons and dark souls 2 are even more generous.

Marcel don't give up faggot

>hard = shitty game
I remember trying to be bosses or certain levels for days as a kid and not once thinking "Wow this game is terrible." It just meant I wasn't good enough yet.

what's wrong grandpa today's games are too hard for you?

when you're card hopping try bouncing off the same card a few times until you're sure you can make the jump
also, 2, 5 and 7 are objectively the easiest bosses

It's the opposite you faggot. They are easy and when they exhibit some degree of skill required you tout them as the next Meme Souls

I beat it first time

Sagittarius, Taurus, Gemini are the only ones she transforms into
Sagittarius is by far the most difficult phase of her fight

Oh boy, it's another
>I'm shit and have the awareness of my surroundings of a child so the game must be shitty
thread

lol u suck

This game is seriously only for hipsters. Very bad game, unfairly hard and gimmicky.

Unironically this.

It's only unfair if you're incapable of learning from your mistakes. Each boss being unique doesn't make it gimmicky

Couldn't agree more.

This is the truth.

>t.dean takahashit

user here makes sense.

>each post 60s apart
really makes me think

I've never agreed more with a post.

TRUTH
R
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ok todd enough i'll buy your game instead

Will cupfags ever recover?

>by far his easiest phase

???

the game is way too difficult and video gamey for me, i prefer realistic games.

samefag

s-shut up

kill yourself

westaboos love it too

>HP. 4
CASUAL

Post videos of them playing

>I am so bad I cant even look while looking

>Doing full damage

Casual. Chads choose extra HP for the damage reductiona and then S rank

>getting hit at all
enjoy your c rank

REEEEE

Parry the same card until you're ready to move on to the next one.
Also Special 2 helps