ITT: it's December 2020

ITT: it's December 2020

What went wrong?

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Casuals flocked to the WiiU 2.0 but this time it has less features than the gamepad had. Nintendo continued to run their beloved IPs into the ground. Meanwhile I'm still listening to eurobeat, watching complex anime and enjoying all the good PC ports of the recent years
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The power of marketing always beats the power of common sense. Nintendo just hired better marketers. Their sterile IPs are as sterile as ever. As censored as ever. Yet still selling. Good thing anime never left me.

>a table
DUDE, you know those are outlawed now!

The reelection of Donald Trump, for one.

>Wrong

They put Hunie Pop on it.

It all went downhill when they announced the Gamecube Classic.

I know, they still can't keep up with demand

Did it run all 3 games?

>turned North Korea into a smoking crater
>rounded up and imprisoned antifa members
>that incident last year where he felt up Melania in public
These are terrifying times.

Any bad news?

They really should've released the bezel-less, Switch+ as the initial base model

Microsoft and Sony just couldn't keep up. Once Metroid Prime 4 and Bayonetta 3 came out, everyone sold their PS4s and Xbox Ones, and now Switch is the only platform left besides PC.

I guess you could say nothing went wrong

It was good until second year then Nintendo started to release shovelwares like 3DS again. Also games became worse and worse in terms of performances to the point some of them barely runs at all like late Vita games but to be fair, thirds were lazy af since the beginning
Btw I'm still waiting for a new AC and F-Zero, Nintendo. You can stop milking Splatoon anytime (3 and 4 were trash)

Objectively better than Wii U for sure, which is literally the worst Nintendo homeconsole. Stay BFTO WiiUfags, Wii U was never good in the past and neither today

Knuckledraggers and hicks feel good about themselves, that's always bad news

>shovelware
Yeah right I too enjoyed the full budget switch games such as
>Splat-
nvm that's just a low budget port
>Zelda
Too a port
>Snipperclips
Not particularly high budget
>MK8 delu-
oh wait that's a port too
>Bomberman flash edition
That's not high budget either

sounds great desu

In what reality would this ever happen? Idiot.

Greater Israel annexed palestine, syria, and jordan 2 years ago today... damn

I swear it's gotten to the point of samefagging just to start shit.
Don't even attempt to prove me wrong.

>What went wrong

They didn't make enough copies of the Mononkuma themed Switch.

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Wrong image

Why did Nintendo think it would've been a great idea to release the switch XL? As if the switch wasn't hard enough to develop for, they release a slightly more powerful version that can't even keep up with its 900p display.

>ITT: it's December 2020

I'm too busy playing my 80 PS4 games on my backwards compatible PS5 while my Switch has been collecting dust since Metroid Prime 4

Good show.

>MEtroid Prime 4
Surprisingly good game Criteron Games made. Not a fan of their usual games but this was a breath of fresh air

>not emulating them in glorious 8k 165fps
Are you poor or something?

The switch elected Donald Trump as president

Wtf I love nintendo now?!

His executive producer cancelled Christmas 2020

The best reality.
>no faux-PC console holding back actual PC games
>one console/handheld that actually does something different than PC
If only it had happened before paid online infected Nintendo.

Oh shit, I somehow slept for three years straight. Has Retro Studios released that game they were working on yet?

It was a good console but it went downhill after they got a decent consumer base in the second year

Also I will miss japanese games. It's not fair that Japan got nuked this year, fucking North Korea need to die now

And to think FF VII Remake was only 5 years away!

Layton already died with Layton 7. The people working on the original games literally died after all

paid online thats maybe worth using for two games

it's painful, user

>We learned from our mistakes of the switch
>The New Switch Pro will be different, trust us

It just can't hold a candle to the XxXxXBOX1OneXxxxXX 2

The fuck are you talking about Ron Pearlman got elected where the hell have you been

True. I hate the bezel so much, definitely a put off.

>no bezel on a touch screen console

What a good idea.

I can't believe this guy died of cancer in 2018.

Before or after hell boy 3?

the PC 2 finally came out and it obliterated every console

Why did Sony have to go bankrupt? Dammit now nothing can stop Nintendo!

You really think they had a chance after shamelessly copying the switch? it's like they learned nothing from PS Move and PSVR.

You never accepted the Switch as the greatest handheld ever created and embarked upon a dark path of denial and self-loathing. You also missed out on the best games of the decade.

Seriously
>go to a party
>*BING BING* *YAS QUEEN SLAY*
>a fucking numale playing TLoU 3 on his PS Swap

97. Best game of the generation, objectively. Kill yourself.

If you don't think Nintendo would absolutely screw you if their primary competition was gone you're delusional

Sensing some remaining Trump momentum, the day of the Zuch has been postponed to 2024.

It's in the strategic interest of the US.

Time really slips away from you.

You take your talking dog and no complaining!
In all honestly I like the fact that I can finally play the games in HD

I still can't believe what a massive failure Super Mario Odyssey was. And it was Miyamoto's last game before he hung himself on 2/27/18. That game sucked, but it didn't deserve to do as badly as it did.

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Why would I need a switch when I have a perfectly capable TempleOS machine like everyone else in the world?

Breath of the wild was a good game, but smell of the prison did everything botw did wrong without the good parts.

The only good things trump's administration has done

>made SJW's assmad
>veto'd the TPP
>Undid the obama era guidelines that made accusers more or less automatically guilty of sexual assault accusations on colleges

You still can't tranfer over savefiles to an SD card.This console is shit. Newer game has savefiles over 2GB.

>tfw that sounds pretty damn specific

Don't you remember what the homepage of Sup Forums looked like that day when the news broke and it wasn't just a troll?

Just like they were screwing consumers with the NES and Game Boy, right?

We made a card for him like us true hardcore Sup Forums lovers do to all our corporate suits.

As usual, 3rd party devs are locked out by a ridiculously expense paywall for nintendo SDK so they stick to Xbone, PS4, and PC for revenue and Nintendo just puts out shovelware and mobile games.

I was gay before it was cool. These fucking nu-gays need to get off our fucking board.

nintendo was so busy re-releasing wii u games that the only original games are super mario odyssey and splatoon 2 and those came out way back in 2017