Predict the next North American Splatfest

Predict the next North American Splatfest.

Do you prefer breathing or not?
>Breathing - Pearl
>Not breathing - Marina

going to school vs dropping out

tricky

Tits vs Ass

Since apparently they like making things as one-sided as possible, Innie vs. Outie.

Navel or vag?

...

Gun control or massacres.

Hand holding or leg locking

Klebold or Harris?

Yes.

Why would they make both options the same?

That's a good question user.

Patriotism Vs Freedom

Water vs Dehydration

Considering NA is waiting until October to reveal it rather than doing it on the tail end of September probably something Halloween related.

Like Gremlins vs Spooks.

Trick vs. Treat.

Do they even celebrate Halloween outside of North America? That might be why Europe got such a shitty Splatfest.

>Pearl has won almost every Splatfest in every region
What went wrong for the Marina fans?

earthquakes vs hurricanes

Why does right always look like she's forced to do something she doesn't want to?

Having more normie appeal made her attract the weaker players.