Hey dude, me and the bros are about to go play some mad Fifa games and drink a ton of booze. You in?

Hey dude, me and the bros are about to go play some mad Fifa games and drink a ton of booze. You in?

Nah, mate, i've got to jack off to some futa on a mongolian basket weaving forum.

no way fag

>go on Sup Forums
>Sup Forums makes jokes and assumptions about chads
>"it's just a meme"
>actually have chad friends IRL
>Sup Forums predicts their taste and attitude to perfection, to the point where I can't tell the difference Sup Forums's meme chad and IRL chad friend

FUCK OFF NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>sure, why not
see Sup Forums? it's not that hard to chameleon youself into a normie

DIE, CHAD

*whips out shotgun*

Do Chads actually play FIFA? It's always Dota or LoL in my experience.
>Oh hey, user, I've heard you're a gamer. You play Dota?
>H-h-h-heroes of the storm
>Huh. Never heard of it.

>passing up on some beer and having a social life
>OP has never interacted with chads
ive met a lot that are lowkey into non sports/CoD games

>Only if we can do dota after. Also my gf wants to play too.

I miss being a lonely NEET gamer. That was actually the only happy time in my life. Being a wagey sucks.

Never be fooled guys. Gaming like a lunaitic is the best.

Weird, most of the people I know who play Dota and LoL are neckbeards.

yo dog me and the bros are about to go play some Mass Effect 3 and watch Jersey Shore, you in?

ch'yeah dude

what you drinkin?

I won't play but I'll definitely go for the booze, friends

these guys look like american college twats, shouldn't they be playing madden or something instead?

>chads in the dorm wanted to watch a football match
>find it on some online streaming
>boring as fuck
>starts lagging to the point it's unwatchable
>return to my room while they stay there talking about normie stuff

>local chad invites you to play mario kart double dash

>go play some mad Fifa games
nah i'm go-
>and drink a ton of booze
alright i'm in

Instead of saying "yeah" I would've asked "when?" Fuck me.

i would rather hang out with a bunch of chads than a bunch of weebs any day of the week

Same. I'm actually working, and I'm just not happy anymore. I genuinely felt more happy when I was with my vidya than when I had a job.

stay for the booz. let them play the game.

Im too pot commited to quit now. That promotion is just around the corner!
:,(

>"I'd love to play some FIFA. Though if i may recommend something, I'd go for NFL Blitz with big head mode enabled"
>"also, I'm the designated driver tonight. So no booze on this end."

There, that simple.

fag

t. weeb

>get drunk playing vidya with friends and a few chads
>later wake up on the bathroom floor feeling shit with a sore asshole
not falling for that again

When you go out together, do you virgin walk while they Chad stride?

Where I live Dota and LoL are the most prominent "gamer kiddie" game of choice, you know the ones, the ones that play Minecraft and FNAF and put YT at the end of their username. Fifa and Pes are the Chad/fuckboi central tho

you guys mean to tell me life is more fun when you dont have as many responsibilities

fag

Their idea of beer is always shit like bud or coors light. I always bring my shit and they end up leeching off my crap while their piss beer is barely touched. Fuck that, rather play vidya alone.

>also, I'm the designated driver
Nah dude, it's all good we'll get you an uber. Come on, drink with us

dota is an autism magnet. chads stick to sports games and cod on console.

t. someone who went to an all boys prep school that was 80% chads

I let them play all the FIFA matches while I drink booze and talk to their girlfriends.

Same. I hate getting raped in the asshole by my Chad friends. I always try to tell them that shit is gay but then they always just say "well you're the one with an ass full of cum!" And laugh at me.

>brother throws normie party
>They ask if we had any Vidya
>Put on Skullgirls
>They have an absolute blast

Feels good man

>tfw got absolutely crushed at fifa at a flat party
I wasn't in the mood to go easy on anyone once they switched to fighting games

Nah he has a point. The best is well adjusted people with nerdy tastes. I work out and play game/read mango and a lot of my friends do too.

>work with a bunch of these guys

I swear the doucheness is contagious. I literally have to learn about sportsball and talk about women I've fucked endlessly just to fit in.

>A game of FIFA and some "booze"? Is that what you fellows have planned? Ugh... good god, what savages. Have you, at any point in time, considered that perhaps there are better uses of your time? Like reading a good Dickens book or sitting by a window staring at the night sky, drinking a bottle of Pinot Grigio and contemplating our existance. Let me guess, you fellows shall get "wasted", thus making your otherwise banal activity appear somewhat stimulating, that's what you mean by "drink a ton of booze", right? So no, to answer your question, I am not interested in partaking in such dumb activities only enjoyable to the most unintelligent of simpletons. I hope you men all the best however, not that you will enjoy your evening, but rather that you will come to the conclusion that such an activity is a waste of time, and perhaps you shall improve yourselves. Good luck!

Easy.

i dont mind playing the usual casual games (cod,siege,bf) but for the life of me i cant understand how anyone can have fun playing sports games

>"love to, but the car has to be in the garage by morning. Friend needs it."

If they continue to insist beyond that, I just excuse myself and leave.

Don't have enough money to buy enough beers for everyone ? How expensive is the stuff you're drinking anyway ? Or is it just an excuse for your unsocial behaviour ?

Why the fuck are people drinking your booze? Every party I've ever been to was BYOB and taking someone else's shit is just stealing.

NEERRDDSS

but i dont support uber's labor practices and violation of user privacy

Seriously. You can have all the nerdy hobbies you want as long as you have a job (Like, any fucking job) and hit the gym at least three days a week.

Last time my friend brought me round to a house full of chads, they were playing 3rd Strike Online and the main Mr. Thunderchad bodied the fuck out of me with Urien.

Had a good time but never caught their names or saw them ever again, even my friend was like "I don't really know those dudes that well".

What a weird fucking night that was.

I worked a construction job once, when I got there all they talked about was trucks. But most of them were hiding power levels and when I left they were talking about video games and shit.

its just beer and fifa why you guys gotta make a big deal out of everything?

t. chad

Help me finish my backlog, roll 5 to chose which game I play

just drink absinthe most normies will start vomiting just by inhaling the fumes.

I find if I want to talk to a normal dude about games he's down, but the type of dude you imagine Sup Forums to look like has a huge fucking chip on his shoulder if you're on shape.

Wow. Even if this is ironic, you're still a complete faggot.

MODS MODS MODS

>free booze
Sold. When and where?

Yakuza

>he turns down social invites for no good reason
Way to show everyone you're a socially malaligned retard

i dont know of any chads that play fighting games. the chad prefers the immediate gratification offered by shallow games like fifa and the opportunity to larp as his favorite sports hero (while the virgin wants to larp as a wizard or some gay shit).

...

crash bambicooters

I usually get two 6 packs but now I know that isn't enough. It's only a handful of us and they know I don't like that cheap stuff and they buy it in bulk, which is why I only buy a few of mine.

Tekken is always a good one, especially in the UK. Everyone's played Tekken 3

shenmue

Chad is supposed to be some ubermensch type of dude. Chad is not just any regular dude that works out and goes to parties.

>pretty stacked party last week
>fridge is literally filled with piss beer with only a few bottles of a decent one that i managed to snag
beer pong is a goddamn meme

The funny thing is, I love the idea of casual drinking and talking about heady, philosophical shit. But there's nothing wrong with getting drunk on cheap beer and just playing games and having fun. Shit's great.

This gives me flashbacks to college when I wanted to say yes to things like this but my autism was too great. Very lonely years

You guys still play that rehashed garbage? Im going to hang with the nigs and okay money matches in some fighting games.

...

fighting games arent popular among contemporary chads. during the arcade era everyone played fighters.

newfag detected

Is it an American thing for the host to supply booze? This shit almost never happens in Canada.

did kot finally lose weight?

Parties are different, I only get something if I wanna play beer pong or if they offer. Even then I barely touch beer since liquor is usually a better option.

I got a 12 pack in my fridge bro cmon and watch me play some dark souls

I brought this game y'all would really like, it's like some fucking crazy japanese shit or whatever. can I have a beer?

That sounds terrible. I'll play some pong then hit the bars if you want instead though.

but I already bought the beer ...

i have a friend that likes to watch me play games while we drink beer. he was watching me play bloodborne recently and was talking me through it.

It really depends. If the host has money, they usuaully supply it themselves. If it's a group effort people pitch in for the party minus the good shit they keep hidden for themselves.

>drinking to get drunk
Why do people do this? It's not even fun

im in on the booze
not on the fifa

Yea brahs let's go

Yes it is.

Yeah, that we'll use for beer pong. I don't want to fucking sit there and watch you play video games.

Maybe it's because your booze is so much cheaper than ours.

beer pong ? well, okay, I didn't buy any cups though...

There's nothing particularly Chad about Fifa other than more Chads choosing to play it rather than Asakuga Dragonforce Anime Platinum XX.

Modern sports games are filled with stats, formations, strategies, tactics, skill shots... They've got a lot more depth than people give credit for. Go take a shit tier team on Fifa or Madden and win the World Cup or whatever on the hardest difficulty. It would be a much bigger accomplishment than putting 500 hours into yet another blatant Skinner box.

I play the game with my friends and drink because I'm not a mongoloid and I can hold my liquor?

Why would any of this be a problem?

in italy, it kinda is. but the host also expects you to also bring something to the table (for example, i brought some okay-ish muscat)

>drinking for the taste
Why do people do this? It's not even good

>tfw never been to a party
I'm probably not missing out anything considering how fucking draining social interactions are to me

>booze
nah I don't want brain hemorrhage

this desu.

i dont play them since im not a big sports fan, but i played some of a friends copy of fifa and its mind-boggling how shockingly complex it is. i dont think the genre deserves the bad rap it gets

White wine, gin, and vodka are all good brah.

It literally is though?

That sounds more like dinner with friends than a party.

>drinking
It's probably best to just avoid it altogether

Alcohol is kind of shit in general