Meanwhile in the Ta/v/ern

Meanwhile in the Ta/v/ern...

Bringeth outteth thine maidens, I willest do them.

Anyone got some skooma?

FUCK. ELVES.

I open a portal to a ta/v/ern in an alternate reality

Arm wrestling is gay.

Who is bedding my favorite wench? I'll string them up by their balls.

You're gonna have to roll a dice to see if you actually did it successfully or not, user.

I'd like to announce that I've impregnated the local kobold again!

Dost this establishment offer the Dew of the Mountain?

I miss good /tg/

nay sirra you are nought but a decadent beastfondling dogdiddler and your sinful fantasies bring forth cringence from even the friendless delinquants in this house of debauchery, begone!

Nevuh trust an elf.

Thy waifu is a town whore!

ill take a mug of water please

I'll thrust them alright

I'm telling you
is not gay if there's no balls involved

>In the fight pits
A classic match

ELVES SUCK

Alright fuckers, who stole my Sunny Delight flask ?

Will pay 400 golds for anyone catch him

>he thinks it's sunny delight.
Who's gonna tell him?

TALOS

Any goblins quests?

My waifu's cannot be as you say, thou are wrong to assume we are elven.

Thou humor is heavenly

I'm gonna fuck this elf and there's nothing you can do about it