Ubisoft has announced yet another completely absurd promotion for South Park: The Fractured But Whole involving farts. The company today announced "I Am The Fart," a contest--of sorts--that calls on people to send in their farts to Ubisoft. If your fart is good (bad?) enough, Ubisoft might put it in the game for you to use as a weapon.
Now through October 16, you can submit a video of yourself showing off your flatulence skills at this website. When the submission period ends, developer Ubisoft San Francisco, along with a rep from South Park Digital Studios and British farting hero Mr. Methane will choose a winner. This person will then get to travel to San Francisco to record their fart for use in The Fractured But Whole. Really. This is happening.
Ubisoft loves farting, apparently. The company made a real fart-smelling device last year for Gamescom called the Nosulus Rift. It's a piece of technology meticulously researched and designed to allow you to smell farts in the upcoming role-playing game.
The Fractured But Whole gives you a lot of butt control. You can manipulate your sphincter with "total ass control." After plopping down on the toilet in Cartman's house, you push the left and right thumbsticks apart to simulate opening your sphincter. After this, you can twist the left and right thumbsticks to your liking to determine how much excrement is relieved. The character also jostles around on the toilet seat and makes a number of unique sounds during the private moment.
Jace Thompson
>Make a really good fart for thr contest. >Can't make a good fart once you're out in san fran because all the food is glutten free, low fat garbage to appeal to all the faggots living there.
Caleb Hernandez
sounds like a perfect excuse for Sup Forums fags to show off their boipucci's.
Ryan Kelly
will some based brapp poster post the girl farting from the trailer.
Brandon Diaz
haha
Ayden Wright
Stay classy, Ubi
Jose Thompson
>Comes with the previous game Neat
Ian Sanders
Wtf does it really come bundled in with the first game? Fuck the farting bullshit, I'm sold on this game now.
Hudson White
Or you could play it on PC and just pirate both.
Parker Diaz
>"After plopping down on the toilet in Cartman's house, you push the left and right thumbsticks apart to simulate opening your sphincter. After this, you can twist the left and right thumbsticks to your liking to determine how much excrement is relieved. The character also jostles around on the toilet seat and makes a number of unique sounds during the private moment.' >you can do all this as a little girl Truly a historic moment in gaming
Nolan Lewis
On that note, isn't it kind of weird that people complained so much about not being able to play as a girl in Stick of Truth when people who actually watched the show would know that the entire point was that Cartman would never let a girl join his group?
Ian Ortiz
We need to submit Donald Duck fart until it fills their inbox.
some kind user post it, I accidentally deleted my save
Leo Peterson
Or you could just pirate literally every game ever and have such a massive backlog of games to play that you never need to go on this shit website again
Brody Evans
cancer
Jack Peterson
Yeah, that is what I do, sadly.
Ethan Garcia
watch?v=cmO-2puOrqk
Lucas Collins
Last time I had pressure to show my farts off I shit my pants. I did that a party and I promised myself never again ten years ago(37 here). Maybe it's time for me to come out of retirement.
David Watson
Animated James will be fapping to this, trust me
Nathan Morris
Is Dan Schneider working for Ubisoft now?
Jack Jackson
oh god i hope a girl wins this contest
Ian Morales
mate you have a fucking backstory here, you have to win now. the old timer who used to be great until his powers backfired and he swore never to use them again.
be the hero you've always dreamed of live up to your true potential
Angel Nelson
>The Fractured But Whole gives you a lot of butt control. You can manipulate your sphincter with "total ass control." After plopping down on the toilet in Cartman's house, you push the left and right thumbsticks apart to simulate opening your sphincter. This reads like one of those game cover blackout threads.
Nicholas Richardson
this is like that nickelodeon pedophile who collected pictures of tweens feet.
Nolan Nguyen
This is just a reward for all their hard work. They'll be laughing through the office for months on this.
Blake Hill
Psh, as if Ubisoft is doing any work for this. South Park games are literally just long episodes of the show.
Caleb Martinez
ubi farto
Chase Long
When did this game turn into Nightcalls or someahhhhh
