Choose a position

Choose a position

>not reclining on a Roman couch

I wish I had that standing chair, that thing looks dope.

desk tbqh

Hi John, How's the congressional campaign going for you?

Why the fuck did you put a picture of Wu for the Desk orientation?

Fuck off Brian

Reclining Toilet.

>Reactor Online.
>Sensors Online.
>Weapons Online.

>All Systems Nominal.

why did you leave me :(

STANDING

Why the fuck are her feet blurred?

If it worked like a segway, I would run over cats with it and smack people around then act retarded. It looks like too much fucking fun.

This needs to be remade to an alignment chart
Lawful Good: Desk
Neutral Good: Recliner
Chaotic Good: Bed
Lawful Neutral: Couch
True Neutral: Floor
Chaotic Neutral: Ball
Lawful Evil: Standing
Neutral Evil: Kneeling
Chaotic Evil: Toilet

Your morals are all fucked

Lawful Good: Desk
Neutral Good: Recliner
Chaotic Good: Bed
Lawful Neutral: Couch
True Neutral: Floor
Chaotic Neutral: Ball
Lawful Evil: Standing
Neutral Evil: Kneeling
Chaotic Evil: Toilet

ON THE EDGE

Bed is my favorite.

Looks like yours are too then

Sitting in bed.

What is the difference between these

haha troled hard I posted both of those bitch

Floor when you're a child

Couch with friends

Bed when sick playing a handheld

Recliner for super comfy games like Stardew Valley

Desk for anything else

The other choices are worthless

madyoulook

Desk for PC
Recliner for console

>used to follow a stream of this guy who swore by his standing desk
>could see him struggling to justify the bullshit he was trying to spew over his standing desk nonsense as he was desperately trying to forget the fact sitting down exists
>after a few weeks of his standing desk dick sucking i tune in to see him tapping out to sit down

Hilarious to see honestly. You're insane if you have a standing desk for playing a video game for more than like an hour maybe. Sure your medical bullshit you have memorized specifically to keep yourself sane is all well and good, but you are still retarded.

Heh heh you cheeky cunt
I will smack you

Here I fixed everything

You know giving yourself (You)s is a felony right?

Why is this so hilarious

Instant replies from autists like you

Because the obese joostfag has been trying to force a meme for over a year now and it hasn't caught on but he keeps trying

A mix between a couch and a bed

Levitating Lotus

Recliner. I'm so used to being in that position from driving so much.

>no dildo version

...

Bed gal looks like a final boss

>2017
>not having monitor arms
fucking shiggy

I used to have one of those balls and it was amazing but my living space for the past several years has so cramped that there is literally no room to put desks or chairs and I have to do everything on my bed

had a giggle

>chaotic neutral
>lawful evil
made me chuckle

Not really standing if you’re being supported by a fucking chair you faggot.

> then act retarded
> act retarded
> "act"

>mfw kneeling
>on a desk chair

what's it called?

>standing
my sides

Recliner at a desk. It's pretty comfy.