You wake up

>you wake up
>see this
>"Good morning user. Time to go."
>You: "Go? Where?"
>"To the Pokemon world of coures baka! The portal is right over there! Time to start your new life. Quick user, it will close in 30 seconds!"
>she points to a sphere of bright light
>You: "Wait... can I eventually go back? Hey!"
>but she already disappeared.
What do?

Did that weeaboo faggot just call me a baka?

go i guess, not sure. Where does God fit into this?

Stay in bed, fap to Pokemon porn and start my day.

Be a pokeslut

As long as that manface leaves me alone after I go in.

Follow her on the off chance I can fuck her.

get on my computer, masturbate, shitpost, and play some video games.

maybe call the police

>coures baka

you white boys always with the cringy ass shit

why the fuck does she say baka when she speaks english normally otherwise? it's not cute, it's not quirky, it's fucking stupid.

Take your fucking meds, user.

Here's why.....*pulls down pants and bends over*
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Definitely not follow the alien life form trying to abduct me to another dimension.

offer a short prayer to God for existing and giving me the one thing I always desire

t. white boy

Go, of course.

This. An alien life form would definitely scan your memory and appear as the being you desire the most. For many here it would be vidya waifus.

But maybe there is a galactic law which prohibits abducting people against their own will, so the alien will try to trick you.

I would definitely not go.

this became some /x/ shit real quick
just fucking look at her

I would've trapped her in this reality 3bh.

Man, Ichigo, quit it with that crossplay stuff, it's weird.
Really good Misty costume, though

I'd go with it on the off chance it is an alien life form. It's win-win for me. I have nothing to live for anyways and I've always wanted to see some shit that humans aren't meant to see.

No such thing. It's time to go to pokemon world and dominate with your 20/20 historical hindsight.

I'd rather go to Digimon world
>one partner, stronger bonding
>No matter how weak you started, you can always end up with World destroying digimon
>asspull powerup as long you believe in the power of friendship.

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The life form has given you very information, left before you were able to ask pertinent questions, and acts like a cartoon from your dimension. There are only two ways this can go; you are actually going to go live in a cartoon, or you are going to die/live the rest of your life as a form of cattle for whatever the fuck they need from you. There's no "Mission to Mars" aspect here.

I'd go
I don't even like pookeymans, just anything to escape this shithole

Season 2 when?

Do you still get a starter if you're a 25 year old grown up it's not very clear man

What stupid fucking alien would abduct some virgin on Sup Forums?

Also you're implying I wouldn't want to be abducted because being in a pet house for an alien would be unironically more interesting that what I'm doing now.

What if they do shit like pic related?

I'd go.

Of course you do. You see grown-up or even elderly trainers all the time in the Pokemon world.

I think 25 is not even that late to begin being a trainer. Sure, there are kids who start with 10 because they are geniuses or something, like in our world 10 year olds who write successful books. But that doesn't mean you have to be 10 years old.

>I have no mouth and I must scream knockoff with some edgy jhonen vasquez spin to it
Who makes this shit.

What is there to do in the world of Pokemon, anyway? Do they have video games?

They have more advanced tech than we do.

Universal basic income too probably.

Goddamn, that thing is so fucking ugly.

They have Nintendo consoles.

>Abducting people just so you can torture them
Sounds pretty stupid, I doubt an alien race that can travel across the cosmos would be needlessly violent.
Or course, that's assuming that their sense of morals are similar to ours, and that's also assuming that "human" morals and emotions like empathy such are somewhat tied to evolution and are also beneficial to a specific species (most evidence points towards the idea that empathy is important to social groups and the more connected a species is the more they can do together)

In short everything that we theorize about aliens and how they function is going to be incredibly biased towards our own morals and feelings because it's the only ones we know.

Yes

only nintendo games

Nintendo consoles exist, so yes.
There were also very minimal punishments crime in the games, so that might be something to do there.

Don't you mean to say "ducking" ugly?

ignore the hallucination and go back to bed

TANYA IS CUTE
CUTE

People who think contact will benefit us, are delusional.

Did contact with Europeans benefit Native Americans?

Literally no difference. They would turn us into a slave race and force to mine gold for them or something.

That's just in the american version. In the japanese version, everyone owns guns.

>Waifu doesn't exist in the Pokemon world
>But the universe that she's from is pretty terrible
Tough choice.

unlimited poke pussy

hell yes

post lewd mistys

You are so smart. You must watch Rick and Morty

Even if they have a society hold the same morals, if it is indeed an alien race capable of portals and such, they are either in possession of their elite or government or anyone jackoff can get them. Which means it could still very literally be some human-obsessing freak like any of the humans in human society that eat people's ovaries.

He only out is if is a race entirely assimilated to one core thought, and in that case they are most likely attempting to assimilate humans. You're still rolling the dice in any scenario, and the odds are stacked heavily against you.

Sexual reproduction doesn't exist in pokemon. When two things fall in love, a godlike pokemon teleports an egg to the couple, who then raise it.

Fricken Morty.

True, but keep in mind that a alien civilization likely won't need to come to the earth for mining or slavery, as there are plenty of planets out there that have resources that wouldn't require a minor skirmish with another race. Also, they would likely have robots, or some other way of getting work done, because let's face it; humans being slaves to aliens would be like if we sent dogs to mine for coal.

Fuck the portal

... jhonen vasquez.

I would say if there are many aliens, it is much safer than just 1. If there are many it is more believable that they are "official" and sent by the gov, which means they will abide to moral standards. If it is however just 1 isolated alien... very strange.

I'll go but only if I can take my little sister with me

whats your point? a pussy is a pussy.

man that dude needs to get a hobby

that was a lie

Also in the realm of possibility. I'm only arguing that there is a much higher chance that this encounter does not have your mental and physical health at it's forefront. To accept it so vulnerably would be a mistake.

You literally start next to a console in every one of the main games

>it's very possible that there could be an alien race that fucks humans to the equivalent of people doing bestiality

>expecting a waifu poster to know shit about video games

Gentials probably don't even exist in the world of pokemon.

So what would be the odds of having an alien race that would give us something to do with our boners that would promote a mutual orgasm?

I know more than you do. I just stopped at Ruby/Sapphire.

We sure as fuck know boobs do
So theres a fair chance its all there

lol
sure

yeah I know.

going with aliens is like going with some dude inside his van. nothing good can happen.

fucking aliens isn't interesting if it doesn't pregnancy

I'd have to disagree with you there.

I've fucked tons of things that would never get pregnant. And most of them felt pretty good.

>>You: "Wait... can I eventually go back? Hey!"
This is the first question you ask? Seriously? You are unworthy.

Even if it doesn't we know that mouths hands and assholes exist.

i can't believe you'd do that; just go on the internet and tell lies.

she looks like a fucking female Pennywise. I am most certainly not following that.

I just don't see the point.

Is Pennywise even dangerous, or does he just make you hallucinate your worse fear and then you kill yourself?

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You don't consider the ability to make you kill yourself dangerous?

The world of Pokemon would be a godamn nightmare to live in. Imagine a universe where horrifying creatures roam the wilderness. Creatures that can destroy cities, or seize control of your body to make you kill yourself. Want to travel to a different town? Hope you don't get ripped apart by some grotesque insect thing that lurks in the woods. Would you like to go on a cruise? Better be ready for some aquatic horror to capsize your ship.

You couldn't pay me to live in the world of Pokemon.

>didnt show up naked
>no buttplugs that I can see
>didnt offer anal
>woke my ass up late with only 30 seconds left
>didnt even bother with the wake up blowjob
>wants me to leave the COMFORT of my fucking bed to go to a world that LITERALLY discovers other fucking nations every few fucking years and the number of known pokemon keeps going up, despite some of those nations being on the other side of a fucking waterfall cave
I roll the fuck back over and get back to sleep.

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some dumb shit was just posted right here, everyone take a look

You don't kill yourself. He physically is the "hallucination" and he violently muders you in that form

so basically just like living in Australia?

That never happens.

this
at least bring a coffee and give me some conversation
not gonna leave my based life behind for this shit

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n i c e

>Is Pennywise even dangerous

It is incredibly dangerous. It can actually turn into deadly shit, it just prefers to scare the fuck out of you beforehand because your fear makes you taste better. Part of why It is such a frightening monster is that It's motives aren't inscrutable and mysterious - it just hunts and devours people.

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My fear is dying alone. How's he gonna get me now? By being with me, he's violating the "alone" part.

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I'm already an Ausfag, I'll fuckin' thrive

She has so many good expressions.

Oh really?

>Rarely seen in the wild. Huge and vicious, it is capable of destroying entire cities in a rage.
>capable of destroying entire cities

He'd force you into isolation underground. And in that moment where you're sure no one will ever see, hear, or even think of you again, he'll be right there.

By stabbing you so much that you have like 20 minutes of life left. Then he ditches you into a hole where you will slowly die alone.