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Only people with mental illnesses like Cuphead

why does easy exist if it doesn't reward you?

I've noticed that people who use Bugs Bunny as reaction images and avatars are almost always insufferable faggots

Frankly I have no idea why I'm the only upvote on this one.

>5 posts
>2 IPs

Wow, I know hard games are hard but this guy acts like it stole his gf. Guess he don't know how to shoot randomly as you run and jump. Seriously, if he's saying it's TOUGHER than the games I grew up on, then that's all I need to go get this. Also, if people hate it, it's because they weren't alive to play games in the 80's and 90's. Or were too busy not playing games and play them now cause theys cool now.
Those 9 people are my heroes.

What point are you trying to make out of this? Generally if you're going to call out multiple posts from an IP, it's to call out samefagging, not the OP starting a thread by posting multiple pictures. You realize you can't post more than one picture per post right?

>dash
>no point

KI is a goldmine for retarded steam reviews right now

>artificial difficulty
>bosses have no random pattern of attacks
>you can identify the sources / directions / safe spots by colors or animations

>skillful people can finish the game on hardest without taking a single hit
>difficult game & difficult games modes are difficult

I guess people who suck at it yet are the type to claim to be real gamers, boo mobile games & muh boys club only (probably on facebook too) are taking a blow to the pride genitals with this one. And this isn't even a fucking super crazy bullet hell game like the japanese shit out a dime a dozen.

I could maybe agree with the fact that the game is kinda short but for the price, geez, it's fucking fine.

>Terrible port, Steam doesn't even work properlly
>Reboots game, all problems fixed
>Still negative review

Yes.

Cuphead is a meme.

And my favourite

>I bought this game I already own again
>This versions better
>Negative because it's still the same game

eh I can agree. A lot of shit in this game came out in complete random patterns. This isn't so bad but when you go from the frog fight and see an arc pattern in the punching bags and then go to the flower and the seeds drop all over the place it makes you raise a fucking eyebrow.

It's only really a huge issue on expert mode though and even then it only sucks because S ranking means you can't take a hit and when shit is completely random that is left entirely up to chance sometimes.

>Artificial difficulty
Nigger what.

Oh and one more thing. the order of shit you can parry is so fucking out of whack.sometimes you have to make leaps of faith and they don't pay off at all. The only other thing I hate about the game is that some enemies are horrible at signaling an attack and what kind. But other than that I really enjoyed cuphead.

>artificial difficulty
I just want people to stop saying this at this point. Nobody seems to know what it actually means. It's infuriating.

It's the calling sign of the scrub. Anything too hard for them is "artificial difficulty" because they don't want to face the sad fact that they're just bad at video games.

theoretically you can complain about a game being overly difficult in a way that makes it boring. you can do that and not necessarily be labelled a casual.

but you cannot do that within the first few days of its release. take a fucking breath and come back to it. you probably don't remember throwing the controller and crying when you were 7 years old and couldn't get past a part on sonic 2 or whatever, but you fucking did you moron. it doesn't make it a bad game. have a thought about all the other people who probably made it through effortlessly and enjoyed themselves. can your review really be representative of the game if you're basing it on your own narrow, frustrated experience?

YES, *clicks like*
If not for cheap projectiles off the screen like in last phantom express phase, jin fight etc I would've cleared it in 1 hour.

>This version is better
That's not what he says. He quite literally says
>It runs fine there - the online I feel runs so much smoother than steam's.
again
>runs so much smoother than steam's
He's saying Steam's is shit in comparison, but at least it's cheaper.

It still probably shouldn't be a negative review, but get your facts straight.

what a retard

>parrying
>meaningless

Sorry user

Can't get my shit together today

People are so used to mobile and AAA games where you only have to press one button when the screen tells you they have completely forgotten they are human beings capable of learning and improving. Then comes a game where the minimun effort required is a bit higher than what they normally play and suddenly all their wildest imaginations of them being pro-mlg gamers shatters, and they are left with the truth that they are not good. But instead of trying again, of changing their mindset a little bit they feel the game is cheating them because is demanding them to actually play the whole thing. And the worst of all is that all of this is just entertainment, do these people go to firefighter tests and complain that is elitist garbage since they can't passed them? Do they complain to their driving instructor that driving is hard and it shouldn't be so elitist? I doubt these people can function in society.

I played it with really low expectations because I've been pretty burned out on platformers and found myself pleasnetly surprised. It has fluid controls, and the art style and weird filters didn't give me as bad a headache as I thought it would when I saw those first few gameplay trailers. Personally I think that a lot of the platform levels have the screen get too bit crowded at times but overall it was a nice experience and a solid eight outta ten. But fix those shitty bugs that don't let you +A some of the levels that shit sucks.

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is cuphead open world?

Yeah man it's skyrim with guns

>arbitrary
not really, it's just a pattern memorizing game.

like Punch out, once you remember the attack paterns, you can clear it with your eyes closed

Too much useless shit. Get down to the point, I don't want to read your biography.

(I've measured your post)