Hey guys. I'm heading to the store. You want anything?

Hey guys. I'm heading to the store. You want anything?

Doritos and mountain dew of course.

How about you get a big bag of YOUR FUCKING COCK and shove that in my mouth lmao

alcohol. your pick but no gin

get me like three packs of red bull or monster and some cigarettes.

Funyuns and Barqs root beer.

grab me some

AKA best candy

Fuck, I´m so jelly of you amerifats... Look at those strange and marvelous flavours.

In my country rare chips and snacks with "strange" flavours are non-existent or they belong to some special edition bullshit and they disappear after some months.

Good one, user.

Just get me a monster and some all dressed chips, thanks man. Here's a fiver.

sparkle cherry laffy taffy and a ginger ale, please

cornetto

Grab me a pack of camel originals.

Water

Going on a maccies run, anybody want owt?

>no gin
bitch

a gf plz

OP confirmed to be Canadian, American friends don't offer to do this ever.

Nice arse

And the front door is open. AGAIN

Xtra hot cheetos and a bottle of promiseland chocolate milk

Yeah, get me a six-pack of Yuengling Black and Tans and a bag of Takis.

the use'

>no gin.

t. 16 year old.

Oh, and milk

Large banana milkshake, 5 chicken selects bbq wrap and chips my dude

Two bags please

Im an american and my friends and i ask this every time we are going out.

Get better friends.

takis please
B A S E D

Two double cheeseburgers, a large fries, a coffee and twenty nugs for the table.

It's not hip-hop. It's electro.

Prick.

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

Gin with Schweppesor six-pack of Buddweiser.

No one invited you, Tyrone.

Mountain Dew and Doritos because I'm a real pro gamer.

Hey guys you should check out IGN for all the latest and greatest reviews!

>takis
Spotted the mexican

large quarter pounder with cheese meal, strawberry milkshake and 6 nuggets

>he buys mcnuggets for the table

you da real MVP

No, but if you see my dad, tell him I miss him.

Stamina XX

Large number 1, with a coke no ice. Thanks man.

Nuts, jerky, original fig newtons, small salted pretzels, pizza rolls, and water.

>getting all that shit
You alright man? We're having dinner in a few hours.

You going to the one out on Santiam? There's a Carl's Jr nearby can you grab me a $5 box? The one with the double cheeseburger and the chicken sandwich.

Who the fuck put this on?

I'm a growing boy. I need my proteins.

>Live in PA
>Can't buy alcohol at gas stations or convenience stores
Fuck this state

Munchos

>12 pack of coke
>reeces pieces
>baked doritos if they had them

i remember living on a military base in germany and walking to the shoppette at like 10 PM on friday night when no one was out, and just enjoying the starry night sky and the cold air on my way to and from (bonus points if it was snowing), before finally settling down to watch some anime and play some vidya...

that was a few years ago when i had just gotten into high school for 9th grade. now im in college and have to worry about a bunch of shit. i want to go back.

Can I get a coke slurpee, user?

I know now why you feel... but it's something I can never do.

hook me up with a mcgangbang

Two McDoubles, one McChicken no mayo, medium fries, two apple pies and an oreo mcflurry.

i want two number nines

Gimme a bag of those cheddar Takis. Regular is fine if they don't have them. I'll take an Arizona of any flavor EXCEPT peach though.

15 bags of space raiders mate