WHY IS THIS SHIT SO HARD

WHY IS THIS SHIT SO HARD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I CAN ONLY CLEAR THE FIRST TWO GAMES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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You are autistic.

FPBP

Contra died for this game. Worse music, worse gameplay, and worse aesthetic, but it WILL be touted as the new darksouls

DUDE ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTY

US DARK SOULERS AHAHA XDD

Learn the patterns faggot

>worse music
Okay sure, I can understand why someone would say this

>Worse gameplay
Again okay this is fine

>Worse aesthetic
Nutso.

Good job /r9k/. Now I know why those tired gamer threads are full of faggots

Contra hard corps is beautiful.

because you havent made enough cuphead threads today

just focus and learn the patterns user

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>Contra hard corps will never be ported to any modern platforms.

fuck

why does it need to be

>games released after mid 90's
>hard

When will this meme end?

>Ninja Gaiden Black
>not hard
>Deus Ex on Realistic
>not hard
>Hitman 2
>not assrape at all times
>I Wanna Be The Guy
>not scream at television tier

When will this Sup Forumscore shit end?

>i have piss poor hand/eye coordination

>I was wrong, let me attack him with ad hominems

Don't ever respond to me again, subhuman.

>games released before mid 90’s
>hard or fun
When will this meme end?

if I see these fucking cups one more time

>I play cuphead

What makes a game hard?

inflated enemy health or forcing the player to try new strategies