Name a single non comedy game with a fat human protagonist

Name a single non comedy game with a fat human protagonist.

>inb4 Super Mario
You know exactly he went on keto in the 90s and isn't human since Odyssey anymore.

GTA San Andreas

He got a comfy-looking house doe.

He is skinny af on default settings

Is that his wife?
She looks pretty fucking fat.

Wii Fit

fat Drake does not count

it's almost like that is the reason she never is on video and only posts pictures of her face from above with her body hiding behind his

Uncharted

you are barely human

She used to be a beanpole. This has happened since they got together. Misery likes company.

they deleted him because of fat shaming

Are there even Sumo games?
Like JSA 2018?

>She used to be a beanpole
lel no not even as a kid

Remember that time she left him on stream?

Didn't fat guys get upset about that because they could relate to Donut Drake?

Saints row if you want him to be.

Not really

SALAD DODGING

> if you want him to be.
You can do better than that.

Pushmo isn't about sumo, but the protagonist is basically a sumo fighter.

Fat people shouldn't exist.

CRISCO BATHING

Is that a man?

Accel World

SA2 Dark story

That is not a human
That is not a game
That is not a human either

>and isn't human since Odyssey anymore
If the author says he's human, he's human.
Miyamoto says he's human.
>inb4 but these guys look more human than he does
Who cares? It's fucking fiction.

Dr. Eggman in Sonic Adventure 2

Post wife's photos

Name the game.

Get a cookie.

Then kindly fuck off.

that's a dude tho

Never, ever forget his deeds
>he got too lazy to go to the toilet and diapers in his size were too expensive in the long run so he just shat himself wherever he sat
>wife begged him to stop but he didn´t care
>wife forced him to get a colostomy bag installed so she didn´t have to scoop up his runny, greenish shits every 20 minutes
>he didn´t empty it himself, said it was "too depressing" for him
>went to a con a day after he filmed one of his "lol I eat lots of food" clips
>colostomy bag imploded, shit ran down his leg, terrible smell everywhere
>he tried to play it off by acting like Francis and quickly waddled away
>his wife had to clean him up in the con bathroom while he was crying and shouting insults
>was seen and hour later, laughing and wolfing down a 50-piece nugget meal

That's Karnov, right?

>That is not a game because I said so

I want boogie to die

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You have to change the waddling away part to riding away in his rascal to make it more believable. He doesn't walk at conventions.

Niko Bellic had a gut

Do we need to have games with fat human protagonists? Why?
Unhealthy habits dont need representation, races do, genders do, but not sicknesses...
t. Someone who fucking loves food but is not absolutely retarded

Kirby
Fat Princess
Three Viking
Knight of Pen and Paper +1
The Maw
Plants vs Zombies
Tales From Space : Mutant Blobs Attack
Trine Trilogy
Friday The 13th : The Game

jfc his wife isn't much less fat than him

At this point, he could still walk

This never happened.

>races do, genders do
lel look at this weak bait
cant you evne read

Baloney. He never walked at conventions. His legs went out before he even started youtube.

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Can you prove that Kirby is not human?

This is a FUCKING video

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yes
that is barely fat

Fat people shouldn't exist in popular media unless they're being ridiculed.

Chubby Gristle.

LISA

>Mario isn't human since Odyssey anymore
Manlets aren't human?

Is that his wife? For some reason I always thought his wife was cute and thin and gets fucked by other men.

did he got biggger?

she was attractive when they got married