Meanwhile at Sup Forums 1000 years BC

>meanwhile at Sup Forums 1000 years BC
UNGA BUNGA Anyone got keys for Steamrock uck uck

HA HA THIS NO BRAIN WOJAK MEME REAL FUNNY HAHA WOJAK HAVE NO BRAIN HO HO UNGA BUNGA

I'd just like to take a minute to say that I'm 22 years old and I've never kissed a girl before.

I have a feeling I'm going to live that lifestyle that a lot of people that never get girlfriends lead where they just work and take care of their mothers.

do you live with your mom

there are human beings that think this is funny

Yeah.

Yeah you will. I'm 28 and this shit doesn't change.

>1000 B.C.
>Unga Bunga

Where in the world is this particular retard being coddled instead of killed at a young age?

>1000 BC
>cavemen

burgers, everybody

im 23 and in the same boat user. there is still hope

why would you trade your goods for Steamrocks when they are exactly the same as regular rocks you can find all over the place for free, but with "official licensed rock" written on them and a seer's magic rune ingraved on the bottom that allows the Steam clan to spy on you in the privacy of your cave?

unga bunga new friends

21 and dreading this inevitable outcome, but I've been close. I just need to stop being a massive pussy

O B S E S S E D

>Go to Rockstop
>they got no more rocks for personal rock
>go to steam geyser
>it got thousands of rocks

Did Rockstop lose their rocks?

UNGA BUNGA

IN NEW GAMEROCK WOMEN LEAVE CAVE
WHY DEVELOPERS PUSH POLITROCKS INTO EVERYTHING

Don't worry user, it's pretty normal for guys not to fuck until they're in their 20s
Women are taught to be picky so only a certain section of guys get puss early, usually the types who go out and do drugs and drink, cause they're already doing that shit they get fucked up and then decide to fuck, if you're a straight edge you tend not to get much sexual attention.
Some day you'll find someone you like and then you'll get to bang.
I missed out cause I was a straight edge plus I went through cancer at a young age so instead of going out and being a teen and doing teen shit I was dealing with all my fucking medical shit, then when I finally got my life back I was a low motivation shut in.

This is scary to me too.

UNGA BUNGA OBSSESED UNGA BUNGA

ROCKHEAD GAME TOO HARD
HOW ME BEAT GIANT STONE PILLAR

how many sheboons did you guys rape today? also what kind of club do you use to whack them on the head?

It's called a teenager

if they're under 18 they aren't old enough to be here
if they're 18 or older then god help their retarded souls

I got my girlfriend at 23 almost 24, was a virgin until then. My life improved in all the senses since I am with her, but the change have to come from yourself, no one cares about you if you don't care about yourself.

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23
if it hasn't happened already, it never will. being 5'5" is a killer

i've yet to have a look in one of these roleplaying threads without feeling severe second hand embarrassment desu

UNGA BUNGA NO GF