TES Wifes

Who is the best wife to marry?
And why is Mjoll the fucking Lioness

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Discarted.

Aela the Motherfuckin' Huntress > Mjoll

The Companions are the most autistic guild.

You can’t marry Serana :(

>natural redhead
>pure nord beauty
>no need to be clean
>totally natural
>hairy armpit and vagina
>probably likes creampies
>your "blood" sister
>incest relationship
>something has shifted in the moons brother
>bark bark
>wolf woman
>savage warrior

the one female ork you can convince to follow you
she even looks cute for an ork

>You can’t marry Serana :(
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Almalexia I love you.
I can be your Sotha Sil if that make you happy.

>girl canonically doesn't love you
>just mod her so she does
sad

This this this

Also

>cucking skjor

you can't marry Hroki

That's a sassy surprise noodle

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>marrying Molag Bal's used goods

>you'll never go hunting with her as werewolves just to breed like animals in the wild

It's not fair

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>muh Companions doesn't let me in

>played through skyrim one time
>that was enough
>finally start considering another go
>special edition announced should wait for that
>oops actually need to wait for script extender
>give up waiting
>now actually looking like it may come out
for fucks sake

Taarie it’s the only wife for an elf sadly.

mind control is not ok
unless it's girl on girl

>Bijin Warmaidens guy retired
>only a handful of his mods are on SSE

homie actually bijin taarie its a qt you cant deny shes a bae dont you

Ugly as sin.

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>homie
>qt
>bae

People who don't want the Hircine afterlife are fucking stupid

Uthgerd

>wanting to be a dog after your dead forever

>Hircine breeding realms

Only true answer

My little housecarl can't be this cute!

Does not have Chaconne, Toccata and Vivace

He also released one off chicks from his Flickr account

Shahvee is better, though. Shahvee actually cares.

Which afterlife is best?

>not ripping, tearing and fuggng forever

the Rose Garden with Azura

What actually happens to the Dovakhiin when they die?

Their soul is promised to so many fucking deities and daedric lords by the end of it depending on what questlines you've done.

I'm sure 6 will be full of references that hint at the canon like always
Which I'd bet would just be Sovngarde because he a gud boy

Following the canon and the actual story of Skyrim also ignoring all minon factions actually the Dovahkiin is Hermaeus Mora's sex toy.

The dragon born is walking in the footsteps of Tiber Septum. He's going to ascend as a new god or another part of Shore/Tiber and their all going to be left high and dry.

>What actually happens to the Dovakhiin when they die?
the Dovakhiin is just a shard of Akatoshs soul. TES 5 could be described as Akatosh fighting himself

Are skyrim sexy mods a good way to fuel my fetish of women lying on the floor with their naked feet up in the air for me to masturbate to while they have an embarrased look on their faces?

>Hermaeus Mora's pet. DLC.
>Sovngarde warrior. Vanilla.
Choose.

>so many

Only Noctornal and Hircine actually claim the Dragonborn's soul. He's probably going to Sovngarde regardless of what they want.

everytime i reinstall the game and get all the mods working i end up only playing for an hour then get bored with how much skyrim sucks
What do?

>>hairy armpit and vagina
pics

these mods are fucking worthless. It adds maybe one line of dialogue that was actually voiced by Laura Bailey before it was cut, then it just reverts to using canned responses edited from other dialogue. It's not the fucking same and you know it

get rid of the sex mods

try using magic or stealth mods that change the gameplay up