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New episode is up.
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Isaiah Diaz
James Perez
James is slowly turning into Trevor from GTA.
Mason Stewart
So when will he curb-stomp a Jew and will it be Mike Matei?
Levi Thomas
Good job we don't have shitty wrestling games toda....
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Carter Howard
Is the AVGN getting darker and more unhinged as time goes by?
Luke Gutierrez
Well what you want a man to do? Spend 10k on a hairtransplant just because he got shitty hair genes?
Jaxon Harris
>Hey boys and girls
Justin Cooper
I would and I don't have near as much money
Sebastian Baker
It was an okay ep. I laughed once.
>there will never be an episode as good as Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout
Camden Scott
He'd be a looker with full hair. Early on he looked like sperg but he has matured well. Easy 8/10.
Christopher Perez
>everyone roasting his ass in the comments
Cooper Cooper
>the only good wrestling games were arcade ports
Michael Hall
does this guy cover himself in vaseline before every video or something
Aaron Long
Is this channel really aimed at kids?
Angel Reed
How to be Ryan
>don't shower
>let the sweat grease accumulate
>get additional sweat grease from basic cardio and being toasted by room lighting
>??????
>stylin'
Jason Johnson
youtube.com
>That look of disgust on Mike's face as Ryan forces him to make another toy review in his place with a bunch of disgusting greasy neckbeards and he can't say no because they're business partners so he grits his teeth
Xavier Rogers
this old grandpa should retire and let Mike and Ryan handle the channel
Carson Wood
It's aimed at molesting them.
Adam Peterson
This one was okay. Felt kinda forced though.
Josiah Moore
This desu.
Jose Garcia
when you put Mike in a room full of autistic neckbeards, he actually seems normal
Kayden Ortiz
HE'S THE BALDEST VIDEO GAMING NERD
Adam Morales
Imagine the smell.
Jackson Foster
Damn, watched this guy since 2009 and he is now balding?
Kevin Sullivan
I don't like being mean or thinking stuff like this, but man that looks like a room full of losers
Oliver Thomas
didn't he just release one? usually it takes half a fucking year for one to come out
Jonathan Reyes
WTF THIS CAN'T BE REAL
345 VIEWS
UPLOADED JUST UNDER A YEAR AGO!!??
Dylan Clark
nah, he just looks different when his hair isnt combed right
Kayden Sullivan
youtube.com
>Ryan even forces his clearly autistic or retarded daughter with a speech impediment to review Funko Pops
I was already disgusted with him, but Jesus he has no shame
Gavin Hill
>Eye width: |-------------------[]|
Bentley Russell
You'll be a homeless retard asking for change at giant to buy cigarettes while my manager calls the cops on you after i tell you to go away and you don't
Christian Reyes
Except Mike and his 10 inch cock
Elijah Roberts
>Wow, it's nice to play something decent for once.
>But now I'm gonna fuck that up, kinda like putting on a new pair of underwear and then taking a shit in it right away.
John Williams
fuckin kek
Jace Torres
His game boy accessories episode is by far the best this year.
Christian Campbell
>10 inch
6 on a good day, the measuring tape was visibly closer to the camera than his dick
Nathaniel Davis
They were both laying flat on the table. The measuring tape would have had to been held up pretty close to the camera to make up 4 extra inches, m8.
Thomas Nelson
whats his name again?
Carter Allen
>I don't like being mean
those freaks creep me out
Alexander Foster
Why is everyone fat?
Tyler Lopez
God dammit
Angel Morris
...
John Howard
Good episode. I rate 6.5/10. How about you, fellow anons?
Juan Mitchell
He's literally shitting out episodes. I like it.
Kevin Sanders
>Playing Real American while doing Stone Cold beer smash
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Landon Allen
I remember loving Royal Rumble on snes.
Justin Thompson
Boring episode, but I blame the lack of good material/games more than anything.
Nolan Parker
That's not the power rangers episode.
Bentley Thompson
>literally
Leo Rodriguez
Mike mattei is a sickly looking, unfunny, childish and cringy individual with an annoying as fuck speech impediment. Only autists find him entertaining, normal people find him repelling
Henry Stewart
t. autist
Aaron Collins
3/10
It feels like it exists because the nerd is 10 years out of date and he needs something to keep generating money.
Nathaniel Allen
>speech impediment
As much as I dislike Mike, I never noticed a speech impediment.
Joseph Gutierrez
He talks through his back side teeth when trying to pronounce a sharp s and it comes out as “shch”
Have a buddy who does the same really annoying
t. fat stinky virgin manbaby
Lincoln Sullivan
James pls
Mason Sanders
This. He's unfunny as fuck with an annoying high-pitched voice.
Liam Price
He has a contagious laughter imo.
Benjamin Smith
>that dude in the blue shirt
YEAH GOOD JOB HOLDING YOUR SHIRT DOWN WE WOULDN'T WANT THE BIG SECRET TO BE REVEALED THAT YOU'RE FAT THE CAT WOULD REALLY BE OUT OF THE BAG THEN
Jose Brown
>The brutal comments
>Ryan don't listen to these haters I think the combination of sweat and grease that covers your warm chubby body and makes it reflective as a stainless steel dildo is really attractive
Noah Russell
OH GOD MY LEFT EAR WHY ARE MY HEADPHONES BROKN
Jonathan Rodriguez
I know theres a meme about his hair
But no joking so memeing, his bald spot was so distracting and sad, I was looking at his hair the entire time he was on screen
Shave that shit James please it looks so terrible.
Colton Hill
wow, this episode was shit
Aaron Stewart
>no one will ever know that I'm balding if I shave my head!
Robert Hill
Wow you're a fucking faggot.
This is one of the recent ones that doesnt fedel forced at all and all the anger is comical
fuck you
Carter Nguyen
You dont do it to hide that youre balding, you do it because it looks better.
Thin hair and bald spots just look fucking gross and old.
Henry Morris
best episode in 5 years
Julian Cooper
>shiny constantly greasy bald skin and weirdly-shaped skull
>looks better
Isaac Moore
You have no taste user, you dont know what looks good to others
Parker Bailey
OH MY GOD! What's wrong with your HAIR?!
Blake Young
>the cartridge is a character
man, at least i'm glad he stopped with his horrible shit fetish already
Ryan Gutierrez
Holy shit, this channel is a treasure trove of autistic hijinks.
Nathan Lopez
JUST
Joshua Richardson
>ryan actually has bred to begin with
Jesus Christ who did he even pay?
Sebastian Garcia
This was fun. Unlike Treasure Master.
Jackson Walker
His wife is actually uglier than him
Christopher Phillips
Being bald is fine, but you need to own it. The desperate combover from both sides that he's doing now just draws more attention to it.
Ryan Sullivan
imagine how handsome ryan would be if he wasn't fat
Alexander Jackson
...
Luis Robinson
At least she's thinner.
He'd still be an asshole.
Wyatt White
god this looks like shit
The audience is so weird looking, it's supposed to be a huge auditorium but I could probably hand count like 200 people at most.
Aiden Allen
I'm glad I'm balding on the temples and not in the center of my hairline. Yet.
Ryder Brown
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALD FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
Camden Morris
he should just censor it
Jason Moore
shit game to match the shit current product
Nathan Price
why everyone hates him? I don't get it.
Dylan Murphy
>crusty justy
silvermania really fucked that guy
Cameron Diaz
everyone hated mike matei for the first year or so too. people are coming around to ryan
John Evans
>almost 40
>hair thinning
Stop the presses