Meanwhile, on the USG Sup Forumsishimura

Meanwhile, on the USG Sup Forumsishimura...

Anyone else think the Captain is retarded?

>Not Sup Forumsishimura
One job OP

HELP! SOMEONE! ENGINEER HAS ME TRAPPED IN MAINTENAN-

what

Good evening everyone this is security I know its late and everyone is either fucking or sleeping, but if you hear or see something strange just tell me I will do the best to deal with it.

Ignore him. Everybody knows the guys down in Hydroponics are smoking all the whacky tobaccy instead of sending it up to medical.

>OP
I'm going to need you to FUCK OUTTA MY FACE WITH THAT UNITOLOGIST JARGON YOU LIMEY FUCK!

Anyone else want to go to the Church meeting tonight?

>hid all my loli hentai in the vents
>all the vents are now filled with some kind of slimy flesh superfungus

Anyone else want to burn down atmospherics?

Yeah hey I saw this weird guy in the lower levels, seemed drunk or something. I'd really feel safe if you'd go and check it out.

ARE THE JANITORS ON STRIKE
THERES RED MOLD GROWING ALL OVER THE FUCKING WALLS

>not wanting limitless energy

Yes hello? This fucking toilet is still driving me insane, can somebody fix that shit`?? retarded scrathes everywhere I go now, im scared :(

Reporting in, this is engineer Jeffrey, USG profile code A42861. The interior of the planet cracker is starting to break, will be needing repairs soon at next dock and a stasis module in the meantime. Requesting a stasis module in the core. Over.

GUYS WE'RE OUT OF COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Checking it out now.

all engineers are nerds

That drunk was "forced" to leave as for the toilet I can't fix that, call Dave the janitor that's if you can get a hold of him before he tokes it up.

Man I fucking love peng

I keep hearing noises echoing in the distance, and they're really freaking me out, and they're getting closer...
*HONK* *HONK*

Yo comms, I still need that stasis module, over. Also the floors are slamming people into the ceiling, should I be concerned?

The shitter's clogged and the last plumber was spaced for worshiping the wrong marker or some shit. Did anybody put out a distress call to the Kellion yet? I'm tired of hanging my ass out the airlock whenever I wanna drop a load.