IT'S FINALLY OUT

IT'S FINALLY OUT

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>tfw not on switch but was supposed to be on wii u
I don't understand

It will come to the Switch tho

twitter.com/HatInTime/status/913172896964661249

Making a false retro box for a modern game didnt help Yooka Laylee any either.

That doesn't confirm or deconfirm it, much like FFXV

is this like a hentai doujin?

Yes, just like my erotic mangas

FF15 is not coming likely.

Cuphead got me to boot up steam again after years of absents.
I was looking at the system requirements and A Hat In Time seams like its in the minimum range because I own a toaster but the game's page also doesn't list very much stuff.
Its unreal engine and most unreal engine games I've known are just a slideshow on my machine. Can somebody give me the scoop? I don't expect you need a powerful pc but this one is 8 years old and was never meant for gaming.

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I bought it many minutes ago but it takes way too long to download :(

Won't be able to play much tonight because it's already late and I can't sleep all day tomorrow.

No it won't

Reminder that there's no ethical consumption under capitalism, so the only morally correct way to play the game is through piracy

this image makes more way sense with the second panel included.
I was wonder what people were even seeing in it; either way its clearly just a joke.

If you have to explain it's a joke, it's not a joke.

It's obviously a joke, the dev just wanted to be safe, because all the poltards were sperging out

>its clearly a joke
>If you have to explain it's a joke, it's not a joke.
I think YOU'RE the joke.

Who cares? The game has absolutely nothing going for it aside from a slight fapbait loli. No one cares about it before, I don't think anything changed.

Is something supposed to be wrong with this? Were the Gaf turds freaking out or something?

No, the pol retards were. It's criticizing capitalism. The neogafians all loved it

where's my gog torrent?

Haha, #killallmen lol. Wait, I didn't mean all men, just straight white ones lol :^)

this isn't your tumblr safe spot
go cry about on pol you autistic manchild

Already pirating because the dev stole all of the assets to make this game.

GEDDIN
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Pre order cancelled

>won't get it to work

Sorry no excuses, your either doing it or not

Thank you, will seed as much as I can.

Is pirating this girl's cute as heck game devilish?

piracy enacted.

I guess pirating this game is the only ethical thing to do, then.

Yes, make the devil happy.

Do it.

>There's a big chance we can't get it to work
How? I know porting something is more complex than a copy/paste but the Switch should be able to run A Hat in Time no problem. Not that big of deal for me though. I really like kicking back with the handheld mode but I won't mind playing on PS4. I also don't feel like waiting a year.

It means they never actually tried

They are currently focusing on it's current release. I just hope we don't have to wait a year.

Unreal engine 3 is not ported to seitch and this piece of shit game dev studio has one (1) ”””””””programmer””””””””

>1.1%
Soon bros

>Not even in the featured & recommended front page

Hahahaha holy shit literally dead on arrival

When you put specific platforms in your kickstarter, people begin to have expectations.

Just do the sleep trick.
>Wake up
>?????
>Game is finished
>Play

Where's the nude mod

I'd rather do the drunk trick where you slam a six pack and do whatever until you remember you got it downloading

Marx in time

A cunt in time?

holy shit those torrents went up fast.
RIP sales for this game.

I was going to buy it but will pirate it now because of the communist shit
Thanks user

How does pirating work

How do I pirate

Oh whats that? you want me to pirate your game?
Can do!

Good job retard dev

Oh come on. That's hilarious!

Yup igg-games.com/hat-time-free-download.html

>It's cute and fun
I think I heard my heart beat for the first time since forever

Gib torrent pls

Just following the doctrine of the creators senpai

Just click on it, make sure your Torrent software is set to get magnet links.

>cuckhead is still beating it
RIP kikestarter trash

People keep saying its a joke? Like I understand the joke of having a big book with nothing in it on that level, but is this not a political joke? Seems like an unironic endorsement of communism done in a humorous way. I'll probably still get the game but this makes my relationship with the devs a bit more adversarial.

>doesn't recognize this joke

Good job you just proved that you are under 18

I was going to buy this game
Not anymore

>put game in fake 64 case
>not on the Nintendo Switch
Dumbest shit possible

where's the torrent

Ah a pirate it is

only reason to buy this is to support a white supremacist arab lol

Are you fucking retarded?
Copy paste on your adress bar, your torrent client should pick it up

I guess this is trying to tell the people who paid for this game that they're brainless fools for buying into the capitalistic trade of goods between merchant and consumer

>64 case
>not on the Nintendo 64
Wowwwwww fuck kickstarter games amiright?

Just stop being such a hothead you triggered queer.

>whitebois play pedo games when their women are getting the BBC
really makes u think

only one more day of shills hopefully. I remember when you fags were hyping this shit up hard when it was announced. Noone gives a fuck about your trashy platformer.

They're a small indie game studio using an engine incompatible with the Switch. It worked on WiiU because Epic ported Unreal 3 to the platform which is the base they used.

Porting the entire game to Unreal 4 just for Switch wouldn't make sense especially when they probably just want to move on at this point.

Oh look a book titled things men can do other than rape/trump list of good qualities/things a woman can do other than sandwiches/positive things about blacks etc etc
Its empty!
AHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A HILARIOUS JOKE AMIRITE HOLY SHIT IM A GENIOUS

Nah fuck you its a joke a 5 yo would make and its not funny in any way no matter what your political views are.
Its nothing but a political statement

I still don't know why idiots are getting mad over this.

>bank on Nintendo nostalgia
>sell to non-Nintendo fans

>inspired and designed around pre existing nintendo games
>coming to everything but nintendo console
hmmm

>Are you fucking retarded?
No, because you gave me exactly what I asked for immediately. Thanks lapdog.

I agree, fuck capitalism, that's why I'm getting this game for free instead

Ur welcome man

SEETHING

>haven't heard about this game till today.
Where's it ever been mentioned and what's it about? What's the draw that's suppose to get me to buy?

>Romp around Mafia Town
>The only thing that's changed between the Beta build and the final game are some added junk objects and more lighting effects
Don't tell me the rest of the game is just as huge of a jumbled fucked up mess as this.

Wew, normalfags get triggered about the silliest things.

wtf why is black cock so big :/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

O M G

THIS HUMOR IS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY! A NICE COMPLIMENT TO RICK AND MORTY LOVERS!

It was shilled here around its announcement but was never mentioned again until it was release time and the shills have been hired again.

>Where's it ever been mentioned
Nintendo fan sites, because it's marketing is based off old Nintendo games.

But it's not coming to the Nintendo Switch.

>expecting more from Kickstarter devs

>implying you actually read it and didn't google and read the summary/reviews to try and win at an internet argument on Sup Forums

Not surprising lots of kiddies showing up in this thread.

WHAT IS HE DOING TO HER

A game about a loli AND communism? Sign me up!

That's a wardrobe, not a closet.

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Dumb anime poster

>No GOG version torrent up
Reeeeeeeee

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is this a meme?

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It was supposed to be released back during the WiiU being relevant, you'd think switch port is top priority.
Some delayed collectathon indie game.
Remember seeing it by chance 3 or so years with its beta but most threads I saw before it got shilled recently was shitting on a dev for what he did prior to the game. I forget.

It's funny because Sonic is super anti-capitalist.
youtube.com/watch?v=3Oco4WYRdaU

No, it's an economics joke. You're just a triggered little precious snowflake.

>Osaka
Smart anime poster.

CS:GO avatar right there