If your internet is currently functioning properly

call your ISP and thank them for doin a good job you fuckin ingrates who only talk to them when it doesnt work

>Thanking anyone for doing their job

You're no better than healers and idiots that's ask for tips.

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When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

My thanks for them doing a good job is my money. No shit I'm only going to call them when something's wrong.

They can fuck off for other shit.

>com line is dated from 1970 ( at least )
>they never changed it since it was placed
>my internet is degrading everytime

i'm gonna thank them by shooting 10km of line with a shotgun

I'm pretty sure their thanks is in the form of a paycheck. Ain't no society gonna thank me for neutralizing the part of idiot kids that causes them to scream in public and shit.

>Thank the broadband oligopoly that's charging me 3 times the price for a fraction of the speed as other first world countries.

Why would I waste their time calling them up to say that everything is fine?
The line is there so that people can get help when things don't work. Filling up a slot to verbally fellate them would just make everyone behind me have to wait in line longer.

>Be grateful when my family pays $60/mo for literally worse than 3rd world speed
>It's not even that fast, my torrents going @ about 150-210 kbps and it's RARELY ever that fast
>Plus I have to share this with 3 other people

Damn son, you live in Puerto Rico or some shit? Didn't know they had power back up yet.

lmao what do you work in a call center taking shit all day? Get a better job

Are you one of those fucking idiots who clap when a pilot lands safely?

My internet working isn't charity, it's their job.

Fuck no.

No

They get thanked by being paid every month from my pocket, I think they like it more than me taking the phone and saying "hehe good job!!" while they're probably expecting calls from people who actually need something.

I know that feel. I used to have relatively stable 3 Mb internet, now I can't play multiplayer games at all because of how bad my ISP fucked the lines up.

Yeah, I'm sure the call center wageslaves who need to manage a call, if not more at the same time, every five minutes would love to get a call and see their work pile up.

ya im going to call them and thank them when IM GRAND FUCK8NG FATHER3D INTO A 15 MBPS PLAN FOR 60 DOLLARS A MONTH WHEN AND AND ALL NEW CUSTOMERS GET 60 MBPS FOR THE SAME PRICE ya i will gwt right on calling them to say thanks

also
>random constant shutoffs
>customer service are indian slaves that sound on the verge of tears if you even think about leaving any kind of negative feedback

It's shit, but all our other options are worse. Living innawoods has it's drawbacks

By some miracle I can play online with relative stability some of the time if I'm not downloading anything. Usually fps's though, lags too bad for fighting games.

And I think in your case, you can at least hope for them to fix the lines sometime in the near future; no such fortune for us

My internet kept dying for like 10 minutes every hour all last week. Fuck them.

They fucked up the lines on purpose. No chance of them ever fixing it.

Nigga, can you read? It's in Virginia.
>tfw internet is faster and more consistent using a phone hotspot

I pay 30€ for this

Well, at least you have someone to share your pain with.

Fuck ISPs.

I hate Comcast, but they are literally the only provider in my area. Speed's okay, I guess, but having a data limit on home internet is fucking ridiculous to me.

would you say its so rediculous that it should be illegal?

No. Govt is full of righteous cunts who keep shitting out retarded laws to "protect" me from mussie propaganda and other terrorists. They are like evangelists from "Jesus he knows me". Now they outlawed tor and vpns (law comes into effect on 1st of November iirc) cuz baaaaad people use them to buy drugs. And of course ISPs are good boys and only happy to oblige. Eager to see what comes out of it.
And I don't think auto-select server is a good display of speed. Throwing something across atlantic is not that great.

And wake up the guy on the phone from his nap? Or disturb him when he's busy playing video games with his buddies because there is nothing to do? Fuck this, this is stupid.

I don't think ISPs are very happy to invest in the shit our government comes up with, and I really don't think anybody will give a fuck here.

It isn't, jokes on you.

I work for my ISP.

>Your welcome me.

>he doesnt have fiber in 2017
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I got the reference user, I though only I played that game

It is pretty much free for me too... Don't be jelly.

Fiber is expensive to build. Unless your ISP has the money to back it don't expect to ever have it. Most companies just use Docsis 3.1 if they want gig speeds. Cheaper and more cost effective.

Im a literal """third worlder"""" and i get this for $15 a month no data cap or fup.