They can't even be bothered to play a new game each day for Shitstorm this year

>they can't even be bothered to play a new game each day for Shitstorm this year

Why do these fucking hacks keep getting views? No wonder why they get half the views now compared to last year.

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haha yeah, but no seriously once you stop watching lets plays you start realising how retarded this whole youtube thing is.

wake up sheeplike people, red Abraham burns at dawn, the glycoprotein brings two porters too the gate.

They used to be fun to watch when it was just Mat and Pat. Then fucking Wooly and that Sup Forums faggot had to come along and fuck everything up.

Mat seems to mostly play with Wooly now and that Casca loving asshole is boring as fuck.

Matt stopped caring years ago. Pat's HURRR IMMA BE ANGRY AND QUOTE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLES is no longer amusing. Woolie is okay. Liam was Patrick Klepek getting two paychecks.

That's your opinion my man

>No wonder why they get half the views now compared to last year.
They lowered video output on top of playing 90% indieshit, ancient games, or garbage no one cares about. They now sound bored most of the time. They've clearly lost interest and are only keeping it up for jewtube bux, but refuse to put in any amount of quality to earn it. The only time Matt has given any fucks at all in months is that garbage Barabarian game. Half their MvCI video was silence and the other was desperately trying to pretend the game isn't a piece of shit. Either Capcom paid them to not shit on it (not shill, just not shit on it) or they're in complete denial. If it wasn't for the retarded Machinama contract Matt signed I'd expect them to give up by the end of the year.

>They used to be fun to watch when it was just Mat and Pat.

Only because you were like twelve years old.

Their shtick was already forced and uninspired back in the machinima days. One guy pretends to be angry and the other pretends to be silly, wow, what an original concept.

The funny thing was that their roles were originally reversed.

Also that time they didn't edit the end of their giftbag episode and they just shit all over the stuff they received after they thought they stopped recording. That was real funny.

>shit all over the stuff they received after they thought they stopped recording. That was real funny.
With good reason, though.

>woolie starts talking about game of thrones
>can't remember any names
>makes up his own plotlines
>thinks every single aspect is great

Is he doing shit like this on purpose?

Dude, it had nothing to do with the "shtick" they were playing. It was just enjoyable to watch two good friends playing games and shooting the shit in funny ways.

>The funny thing was that their roles were originally reversed.
I know about that and I honestly didn't give a shit either way.

>Sup Forums - e-celeb cancer

>wow we got too many free gifts and presents, what a horrible life this is

legit cunts, like 16 year old girls being mad that they didn't get the latest iphone for every holiday resent

Like that other user, he's the reason I dropped them in the first place. Even Liem was more entertaining then him.

A game per day is cancer
They only get the start of the game and never the good parts

Best shitstorm was a game per week
We got bug island and Rule of Rose out of those and those were fucking great

Hope they will never go back to a game a day ever again

Sounds like you're growing out of let's play/ surrogate friend cancer user. Good for you.

Pat and Matt are also the biggest liars as well. It's cringe inducing to hear Pat talk about JoJo cause half the shit he is saying he makes up because he doesn't bother reading the manga and instead reads wiki links.

...pat doesn't get mad anymore tho that's matts thing. Matt is the worst rn desu

>autistic fans send you a lot of shit, thats ok
>but some retards start sending legit fucking weapons
You seriously don't see how this could be a problem

>still haven't done a full playthrough of Amnesia: The Dark Descent

WHY

On one hand, they did explicitly say to stop sending weapons because it raises issues in Canada. On the other, IIRC, they were also shitting on the gift itself which made them sound spoiled.

>Why do these fucking hacks keep getting views?
because of fucks like you who keep giving them exposure and keep tabs on them. you fucking faggot. ignore them and then retards won't latch on to them when you mention them.

>They lowered video output on top of playing 90% indieshit, ancient games, or garbage no one cares about.

What? Nooooo. Marc Ecko's Getting Up, Policenauts, and Dead Space 2 are hip and relevant in 2017.

Nah. Nobody evens wants a shitstorm. You're not sincere.

This. Pat seems like one who doesn't give a shit anymore while Mat sounds butthurt a lot.

It's probably why Woolie started replacing Pat in a lot of their later content.

>hip and relevant in 2017.
I don't see why you'd give a damn.

I just want Liam back. Pat is good enough but Liam was the only normal skilled player there.

Sarcasm plays on the internet I guess.

>only wanting to watch the shiniest, newest, most accessible and thus most dull games for this kind of format
So what you're saying is you're a poorfag who wants to experience new releases vicariously through these chucklefucks.

...

Imagine somebody sent you a gun through the mail with the words "kill the president" scribbled on it in sharpie
Then imagine the gun falls apart in your hands because it's some shitty chinese knockoff from the 1950s
You'd be pretty pissed that the questionable shit someone sent you was itself a piece of garbage

also meant to quote

>tfw watched their Command Mission let's play and it was a great way to waste some time while waiting in one day
>click channel
>everything else is shit
What happened?

killer incstinct

>people complain that they don't play some games long enough in the shitstorm to actually see anything scary
>people complain that they aren't playing a new game every single video when there is a limited amount of horror games
>the only constant is that OP is a fag
The mini playthrough format with a handful of good games getting played for several episodes with a few one offs was the best shitstorm format

>Command Mission
>not shit
How did you stomach that shit? I dropped after they continually fucked up and shat on Spider.

They've been shit for years, though it started when they started that podcast and started making that faggot woolie and liam main people

MvCI was mildly amusing for how blatantly obvious it was that Woolie practiced his ass off before hand, but it's also clear that killed any excitement Matt and Pat might have had because no one wants to lose over and over to your try hard friend when it's the first time you picked up the game

>The GR2 online closure announcement was not on the docket for this week's podcast
I haven't listened to the podcast in over a year, but this really irked me anyways. I stopped listening because I always feel like they ignore and miss interesting news stories in favor of some stupid and minor FGC/wrestling/etc memes that is JUST SO HILARIOUS.

It's amazing how bad they are at fighting games despite playing them weekly for years.

They skip over tons of questions too, just so they can reply to whatever dumb meme questions are asked.

Pat/Paige streams are the only good thing now

There are only so many good horror games user.

>reeeeeeeeeeeee I demand 31 shitty first person horror games that don't have their first scare until an hour and half into the game instead of longer looks at some games that actually get to the scary parts

Honestly if pat would stream more I'd probably stop watching all together. He has become the only one worth watching. Its pretty clear that both of them just kind of amuse Matt. Even during podcasts its painfully clear that Matt brings nothing to the table and they would be better off without him there.
Listing to Pat try and explain Nier routes to Matt and how he would be missing half the game and doing himself a disservice by only doing route A makes me wonder how the hell anyone puts up with him.

GR2 online?

...

Honestly, I think Matt's recent solo vids have been pretty good. Less pressure to perform and banter when he's free to do his own thing.

I dunno, this seems pretty newsworthy and of interest to their viewers who might want to play the online stuff before it closes down

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Is was better before the whitewashed blacl guy.

Liam's been gone for a while, man

woolie is fine. Matt is turning into more of a controlling cunt when pat and woolie try to be funny and make jokes. the tphd lp showed a bad side of matt when woolie and liam were making jokes

But if they don't give a shit, why would they touch on it? You don't see them talking about NBA2k balance patches either.

>not even a year old
>already being killed

But I thought you guys said this game was one of the best games of all time and the best games for the PS4.

Liam is still gone and never coming back

and they are absolute garbage too

FUCK, WHY? IT'S NOT EVEN THAT OLD!

I can't imagine it takes that much to run anyway.

They keep getting views because you keep making butthurt threads thus giving them more viewers

gravityrushcentral.com/2017/02/26/a-closer-look-at-gravity-rush-2s-sales-numbers/

Sub 400k sales numbers.

>stop watching any video with liam in it
>hes gone
>now resort to not watching anything with matt in it even with pat there too
i hate him so much. such an unfunny tryhard

Liam's cuphead stream was great
TBF was just holding him back

this. they really ramble on about some dumb shit they binge watched over a weekend. nothing interesting happens in their life enough for anyone to give a shit, especially matt;he pretends like hes somehow above everyone because hes married and does shit with his ugly wife

>have Xavier Woods Skype in for your podcast
>Matt proceeds to talk for 30 minutes about Saga and some horror movie you watched
>Xavier: "Oh, am I allowed to speak?"

Matt is a fucking dunce.

So Sup Forums,

Ghosts or Physical monsters, which is scarier?

nah pats streams are obnoxious, especially with paige there. faggot donator twitch cancer follows it well

>tfw they seem more interested in the games when they stream, do videos for their own channels or just guest star on other channels.

They fucked themselves hard, they clearly all enjoy doing their own thing but are forced into a twenty bajillion year contract with Machinima because Matt is a retard

DOOOOD
MEEMS
LOMAO!!!!

i think their dynamic just doesn't work anymore.
matts not funny and obnoxious. hes THAT kid.
pat just spews shit he reads on the internet like hes some gospel because it comes out of his mouth.
woolie is just so fucking boring and one dimensional.
the only thing they have in common is some gay anime shit.
they need a normie on their channel who does something other than sit around binging media

>legit fucking weapons

decorations that couldn't cut construction paper.

>it raises issues in Canada.

It doesn't. There are no laws restricting how many oversized butter knives and safety scissors you can own

DUDE WOOLIE STEALS PIES
hey i'm matt let me try and push some other dumb shit like lp funsies

i read on neogaf that this happened but did you also know *insert other opinion from some other youtube*

HAHA DOOOOD HYPE

>Ghost conversation on the podcast
>Multiple times Matt tries to move on despite it being good banter

>they seem more interested in the games when they stream
>pat stopping to read donations every 6 minutes of gameplay
at least liam waits til the stream is over before going through that