Name 1 (one) boss better than /ourguy/. Just one

Name 1 (one) boss better than /ourguy/. Just one.

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>I literally stopped playing cumhead due to this boss

Gwyn is /our guy/ though

>tfw all the bosses you can roll are objectively better than that pathetic "fight" against Mr. King Dice

>Simple as fuck pattern of simply chaining parries on the hearts

>ITS TOO HARD

millennials were a mistake

Remove the parry sugar, for some reason it fucks the card hitboxes

that fight was piss easy

>spreadshot
>parry over the card

Rollercoaster clown was a far better boss

What parry sugar?
I'm white though.

He was actually pretty fun though.

Robot seems pretty underrated. So does bella.

I think he's counting all 10 minibosses as one big battle

I'M MR KING DICE

Bella?

Being white doesn't change the fact that you're a millenial

use the auto-parry

fight the cigar(charge shot)
fight the ghost(abuse weapon switch)
fight the 8-ball(spread shot)

then just spread shot the fuck out of dice man's face, and spam jump in all the pink cards and you should be done with this joke of a boss.

>literally had to fight 8 bosses back to back
>they only gave you 3 health
>when you're done you have to fight this dice faggot


LITERALLY the dark souls of platformers.

I can beat the classic megaman games, and EVEN THOSE GAMES GAVE YOU HEALTH REFILLS AFTER EVERY BOSS.
Fuck this boss they need and I seriously mean it, they need to nerf this boss and let you restart from the last boss you died on. Fuck this get gud argument, this boss is only for masochists, and people with no lives.

yeah and those bosses get KO'd faster than Sup Forums in a steam giveaway thread

you can get more than 3

I hope you are trolling because hes actualy easy as fuck.
you can move anywhere you want so you will only have to fight 3 bosses that give you 1+ life and then fight the dice man himself.
all of the bosses are realy simple with like either 2 attack patterns or some gimmick.
the dice guy only does 1 thing so hes simple as fuck to beat once you can get the timing for the cards right.

Feels good.

Honestly I wish he had been a real boss instead of just a rush.

Yeah, me too. Wish it could have been both. Did you hear about the bosses which didn't make it in the game? There was some good stuff there.

What? No.

Epic post my man

youtube.com/watch?v=U_h64mIW_9I

He looks cool but he isn't too difficult after a few attempts.

Am I the only one that had little trouble with him? All the mini-bosses were piss easy, you could easily choose the number on the die and go for the +HP ones, and King Dice didn't have that much health or multiple phases. I had a lot more trouble with The Devil.

I'm serious, its a big problem when you only have 3 lives to beat all those bosses and then on top of that they make you fight THE LAST BOSS WITHOUT ANY HEALTH RECOVERY WHAT SORT OF BULLSHIT IS THIS

NOT EVEN METAL SLUD OR GUNSTAR HEROES WAS THIS BAD

THIS ISN'T FAIR
IT'S ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTY MADE TO PAD OUT THE GAME. NOT A GOOD IDEA DESU!

must be fucking kidding lad, classic megaman is 10x harder than cuphead

Literally every single one of those bosses is free and you shouldnt be getting hit by them. Their patterns are a joke to dodge.

Oh fuck, that'll take me an evening.

Alright, post a whole YouTube video of you soloing every single one of them without dying.

If you can't you're bullshitting and I'm right, the boss is artificial difficulty at this point.

Hades is still the best vidya villain

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I'm with you on that one, Bozo.

Hes right, every single king Dice boss has like 2 attack rotations and thats it

Booze: Jump and walk left and right on their attacks, kill the first one quick and the other two should never hit you.
Poker Chips: Jump and duck.
Cigar: Literally just has fireballs, they will casually go over or under your head if you stand at the edge, jump around the two of them and dash to the other side, repeat.
Dominos: RNG could fuck you on this one but just time the jumps over the spikes right and youll be fine, kill the bird quick if it gives you trouble.
Rabbit: Smoke dash through his skull circle, and land the parry on his other one
Horse: Arguably the hardest one, keep your eye on the bottom screen for the phantom riders and use the dash when you line up with them, otherwise his bombs are easy to juke around.
Russian Roulette: Smoke dash through her and her rain.
Billard Ball: Literally stand under him and the cubes never hit you, then dodge his one measly projectile.
Monkey: Fly in circles, slap the cards.

King Dice is a bitch because it takes forever to get to practice against him but once you get the parry timing down its cake, especially with the free health bonuses against hte minibosses.

That doesn't even remotely rhyme.

How are your S Ranks going?
You are finishing the game with every S Rank, right?

Nope.

>no video
Opinion discarded

>literally had to fight 8 bosses back to back
3.

>Hitler seems pretty underrated.
the state of Sup Forums

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Smoke dash trivializes so much stuff.

Only the Carrot and the Blob so far, I can't get the Frogs.

YHVH

Anything created by Nips.

Are you proud of being over 40?

>uses broken item that skips half the game

Opinion discarded

I mean you can use coffee and just spam supers all day too

B's get degrees.

Reminder that King Dice is based on a black guy and Sup Forums loves him.

Nothing wrong with the bbc

Cab Calloway is based.

you shouldnt be proud of being over 37 and still posting on Sup Forums

How casual are you?

SEETHING

Pfffttt... easy.

Yeah right!

>korean
Nani?

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at least this guy's actually trying to put some evidence behind his theory. Most tumblrtards would just make him black purely for their own "diverse" interests

He's right but still autistic.

Well doesn't Sup Forums bet mad when they black/brown wash someone? I don't see the problem here.

Sup Forums is generally very hypocritical

Don't get me wrong, I hate those fucking "diversify" redone characters as much, if not more than the next guy, but Dice King and Calloway just fits.

>tumblr won't touch Cuphead! It's too hard for them!
It's like people forgot they could just watch the game on youtube / twitch

He isnt wrong, and at least presented some evidence to back up his claims, I can respect that much... But its still autistic.

Its incredibly inaccurate because it doesnt count resets

Coffee isn't remotely that good

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How would cuphead be too hard for them? 30's style cartoon is very easy to draw

Only boss i had some "troubles" with where the robot (mainly because i couldn't help getting hit by a random projectile hidden by the foreground) and the haunted train because i had trouble seeing the bone things he throw at the final phase.

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genuinely the hardest boss for me

god damn black bombs and their huge aoe

>intentionally rolling 1s to fight all of the bosses

>black

He's Cubean.

You obviously misread my post, I was talking about the people that say "The game is too hard for tumblr, so they'll lose interest in the game and never cause a cancerous fandom" which I honestly think is stupid assumption in the first place

EASY
A
S
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Am i the only one that thought the dragon was easier on expert than normal?

What is Rondo Of Blood?

Dude delivered with the video and you still haven't replied. How's it feel being wrong?

>another cuckhead thread

shills never rest!

I remember beating diablo for the first time by casting fire wake sentry while hiding behind flying buttresses, it took me like 20 minutes and was scary as fuck since he could two shot me at any range with fire nova and hunted me down when I was hiding

good times

Worst boss

Seriously, the game is short as fuck, and instead of possibly making 2 or 3 more good bosses and prolong the game slightly, they decided to make 9 stupidly easy/simple ones and make every fight a fucking chore.

>seething

>about a game made by millennials, for millennials

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF GEN-X-KEKS

Just finished the second island, so far the bird and the dragon on isle 2 are the only things that have given a bit of trouble. what bosses should I be afraid of on island 3?

>Seriously, the game is short as fuck
you mean like EVERY RUN AND GUN EVER FUCKING MADE? Hell, Cuphead is one of the longer ones.

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>I can beat the classic megaman games, and EVEN THOSE GAMES GAVE YOU HEALTH REFILLS AFTER EVERY BOSS.
Megaman 1 and & Bass doesn't.

>before gjinkas white-wash him

Right, like before when niggers tried to black-wash Betty Boop even though it's widely, factually known she was based on a white woman?

I beat cuphead earlier today for the first time with 206 deaths. Nice art, but gameplay wise all of the bosses are severely lacking.

I hate this image cause it reminds me of my very first diablo kill on my sword wielding amazon.

Good times.

>all of the bosses are severely lacking.
oh look another NEET that's incapable of elaborating. imagine my shock.

Only 1, 7, M&B and maybe 10 are harder than cuphead, the rest are a joke.

Why would I?

Yeah I'll give it a try:


>There's no tension on the "scary" bosses like the clown or the bone train.
>The enemy projectile patterns are mostly a joke except for the robot.
>Objects blocking the foreground for artificial difficulty
>The transformations are really cool, but for most of them they aren't really used to really make the gameplay more interesting or intense. I was expecting more like the slot machine frog and not some boat just eating the captain.
>The enemy off screen hitboxes are a joke. The glitch to kill the devil with his skin is especially bad.

>spamming warrior's might
>hard

Worst boss in the game since all the sub bosses are really easy and boring. And the actual fight with the cards is the second worst boss in the game (after the monkey)