You are in psychology class. Your teacher tells you that for your next paper...

You are in psychology class. Your teacher tells you that for your next paper, you have to choose a video game character and psychoanalyze them. Who do you choose and what do you write about?

I'd go easy mode and pick Capt. Martin Walker from Spec Ops: The Line. The entire game is about his mental disintegration, but there's some implication that his problems extend way before that to his time in Kabul.

> what do you write about?
PTSD probably.

His repressed homosexual tendencies towards Big Boss and how they developed into complete, almost unhealthy, obedience. His penis lust as represented by his revolvers. He only has one gun when he first meets BB but he has two afterwards. This is because each gun represents a different penis. His own, and Big Boss's.

Walter Sullivan, it'll be fun explaining why he thinks his mom is a room

Louie's obsessive hoarding, gluttony, and megalomania.

Hikage

Maybe Arthas the cuckprince?

I drop the class because the professor is an idiot for having us write about vidya.

Twist: he assigns this the day after the withdrawal date

It's a psychology class, why did you expect?

So many boring choices so far. I choose Bullet Bill.

>ocelot is gay meme
You have to stop

>professor is an idiot

Well, yea. It's a psychology class.

The psychology of Wants and Needs, starring Ramza and Delita.

Would he be for or against gun ownership?

spooky

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Psychanalysis has nothing to do with psychology

>be born
>immediately fired out of a cannon
>can only go straight
>instinct makes you go after mario
>become aware that your entire life is five seconds long, dedicated to suicide bombing a fat italian plumber, and there's not much you can do about it because if you are unable to stop and if you do stop, you'll explode
>wonder why bowser dedicated time and money to creating a new organism of sentient bullets
>contemplate how behavioral instinct has been passed down to you to kill mario
>explode

>kisses snake mid-battle

Not choosing the superintendent who openly discusses the umbilical cord he keeps in a box in his room then backpedals when he realizes Eileen doesn't have one too

obviously the well designed, complex girls of doa

>Implying this mindless reptile has a psyche to analyze

but with greentext

Easy pick

good choice

Rude.

Why the fuck am I in psychology class, why the fuck am I in college

Because you're going to college to be a psychologist.

You know how much weird shit Kojima puts in his games. Plus, that was solid, not bb. Ocelot didn't like solid

Solid looked like BB at that time. Ocelot hasn't seen BB in like ten years and Old Snake is the splitting image of BB.