Shepard

Shepard.

potato in a blue lunch.

Literal-poster.

I want to FUCK Garrus.

Just don't ingest.

i wanna blow off some steam with garrus

Oh boy Mass Effect thread

>shepard
>not garrus getting his balls crushed
its shit

O' captain, my captain.

Fuck off, skank

I can handle myself!

>renegade points for not grabbing and breaking someone's property

Shepard is blocking our escape, he's with Cerberus!

...

Wasn't renegade supposed to be the "take aggressive action" option where as paragon was diplomacy? So yeah, why the fuck wasn't that renegade? Because it wasn't you kicking children while destroying some kind of relief organization?

worst character

Wrex.

what is her face

>go on a mission on behest of the galactic council
>ashley is strung along for no actual reason other than muh military family and i want to fight too
>"err skipper why the fuck are there aliens on board skipper"
Why did Ashley "bada bing bada boom, get that krogan out of my room" Williams mean by this?

Where are the mass effect gay cropped pics?

I. hate. turians!