0, 5, or 9 decides what happens next

0, 5, or 9 decides what happens next.

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Examine heart

piss in the fountain

move south

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move north

check the map for a key

Lick doorknob

look under fiber mat

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eat the gum

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Combine Key and Gum

use key on door

You suddenly turn into Garou.

punch the door

Take key

Break a window

You automatically add items to your inv. if there is no reason not to

put key in pooper

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turn on light

Fuck your light, we're shoving the key up our ass

Did ya bring a light?
If yes, light it.

Scream "hello"

throw key away

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Yes

This pleases me

Lets find some sort of light source now

Just use a light of some kind

Go downstairs

eat the key

what

wat r u doin user
First you gotta freeze the key
besides human body temperature isn't enough heat to activate the key's shape memory alloy

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Please go back to r_eddit ya fuck.

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knock down the bookcase

Eat your ass.

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The demon statue is too obvious, try examining the bookcase for anything important

or knock it down I guess, fuck it

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rember happy day

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wear the ring

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put the 19 cents int he electric socket

Dude that shit could summon the Fell Riders for all we know
Pocket the penny(s) for later use and apologise to the house for being an asshole

Stick penis in electric socket.

become the direct opposite of a brainlet

reroll

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Challenge the demon statue to a duel

put ring in electric socket

throw ring out the broken window

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It's that time, isn't? Fuck the demon

put the demon int he electrical socket

for 2-3 hours this was a good thread

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use the gum to stick the ring to the outside of the house

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Try fucking the demon again

Put the ring on the demons penis

use the gum to merge the demon and ring into one

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offer the demon 19 cents to become your servant

Try to talk out of it

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perform first aid

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Try to sell the house

Burn the house

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Stare at it ghosts can only move if your facing away from them

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