Why is Nintendo so bad at making models?

Why is Nintendo so bad at making models?
Link’s waist is so curvy

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that's the best part

Damn no homo but link is a cute.

gay link thread #28321

>tfw no bf

I want to massage his 0-pack

Because he has to appear a certain way in order for him to functionally appear androgynous enough to pass as female due to the gerudo vai set and the sheik mask with stealth top/pants.

If he doesn't, then the player won't think the illusions are plausible.

I think it's just an art style

Just like borderlands games
They have different art style

What I'd do to him isn't gay. Not for me anyway.

because it's hot

I wNt to suck his cute penis dry

Is it time?

They should just make him a girl already.
Or add in a gender-select for the next game.

They probably make Link androdynous enough that he can be an appealing self-insert to either gender.

never understood the fascination with this when gerudo (male) outfit is so much better
especially when you dye it blue hnnnggg

Stop it. Link is perfect in his current androgynous form. He doesn't need to be feminized or masculinized.

I wanna fuck link in the butt

>ywn tickle link

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Anyone else remember The Legend of Neil bit about how the monsters fetishize cute elven boys like him?

Because BotW Link is clearly pandering to women, and I want to be pandered to as well.

I don't want actual fanservice either, just a cute femLink.

>BotW Link is clearly pandering to women
Is that true?
When feminists complain that women are too sexualized in games and that male characters being big burly dudes isn't the same thing, are they up to something? Do women prefer cute boys like Link and 9S?

Why is the manliest Link looking like a fuccgrill?

>Do women prefer cute boys like Link and 9S?
If so that's something that we have in common.

>Do women prefer cute boys like Link and 9S?
Japanese women and fujoshis most certainly does

Yes.
Women (Japanese ones at least) associate heavy musculature with homosexuality. They like men tall but lithe, ottermode basically; 9S leans more into shota territory, but there are plenty of female shotacons over there as well.

It's true at least in part. In my experience, either slim more effeminate guys or older, experienced men are more often attractive to women that muscle monsters. Big McBuffdude is what men want to be more often than what women want them to be like.

So jap men have shit taste, but jap women have good taste?

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every fucking zelda thread

Link has a 6 pack actually but they're nearly impossible to see in the normal artstyle

MY EYES

ARE FILLED WITH CURISOTIY

>Big McBuffdude is what men want to be more often than what women want them to be like.
Why? What's wrong with women?
If I had to fuck a guy I'd prefer him to be a cute boy but if I had to be fucked by a guy I'd want him to be yuge and to take me down before.

The realistic glitch is fun to mes with

Those are some child bearin' hips, huh?

>massive dick and balls arent showing through his shorts like shrink wrapped produce
get with the fuckin times nintendo

>high heels
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i love the pictures where he gives a blowjob with the mask still on so the dick and his mouth are hidden
hot as shit i tell you

>bad at making models
>posts botw link
yeah, sure

pervert

Enough, we've banished your kind to the far corners of the earth long ago.

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holyshit

What the fuck, how do you do that?

weak as fuck m8 looks like i have to learn how to draw just so i can draw link how he was meant to look like

>that right one

day one TAKE MY MONEY ALREADY DAMIT

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So I guess I'm starting a Link folder.

they knew it would turn him into a meme

yeah that is one of my favs
id post some but i dont want to take another 3 day vacation

I'm fapping, fuck it

oh this is a nice one thanks user
going right into the collection

pussy

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>twink link is actually masculine twink
Dont know what to think about it,

me on the left

See that cracked part of bridge of hylia link is point at? Climbing inside it turns off the cel shading for some reason. There's a second spot at th other end too.

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That Zelda is a dude

YOU THINK

THAT YOU HAVE POWER OVER ME

Now i want a game with male link and zelda

IN THIS LIFE

THERE'S NO ROOM FOR YOU AND ME

Link looks like a girl.

Is Nintendo SJW/genderfluid?

me on the right

It's better this way user

how?

Metroid Prime 4 needs to purify these homos with some actual pussy

But metroid has everything degenerate other than homosexual