Female character starts with +1 inventory slot

>female character starts with +1 inventory slot

Well, is YOUR dick hole. if enough to carry an extra sandwich?

>Well, is YOUR dick hole. if enough to carry an extra sandwich?

>female character
>penalty on intelligence, strength
>bonus on charisma, agility

>penalty on intelligence
>when everything men do is try to impress women

nigga wat

W-what did he mean by this?

>Female character.
>Can avoid confrontations that the male player character would be forced to fight, or progress quests along faster, simplying by selecting the "Spread legs/drop to knees after the screen fades to black" dialogue option.

Women aren't actually more agile then men in any way, though. I don't get this meme

Really if you wanted to be honest, women would be lower in every attribute

Someone call a doctor I think this man is having a stroke.

>charisma
nobody would follow a woman
>agility
strength=speed

fuck off nu-male.
women are simply inferior in everything.
nature isnt a D&D system. balance isnt a thing

user? Did you have a stroke?

what the fuck

Depends.
I think some people confuse agility with flexibility, which is the one thing most women tend to beat us on naturally.

A man can become more flexible than a woman with training, but women get a natural boost to it because babies.

>penalty on intelligence
But that's wrong.
If anything, men should have that.

>male character starts with +10 beard stat
>along with Stench trait

I agree?

>creating female character
>optional attribute : thiccness

put me in the screencap

HAHAHA TOASTIE ROASTIE XD U MAD BUT IM A GIRL MY VAGINA MY VAGINA FUG MEN ROFLMAO PISSBABY SHITLORD

>charisma caps at 4 if male is at or below average height

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when will they learn

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cap me in the putscreen

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>women are simply inferior in everything.
why don't you tell that to your mother user?

>I hate women because I don't have a girlfriend

I use a username on an anonymous imageboard

>I hate women because they don't have sex with me

>female character starts with +1 inventory slot

Name 1 (one) game that does it

Your mom.

>Well, is YOUR dick hole. if enough to carry an extra sandwich?

>mfw trying to understand
I can't please.

Sup r/Sup Forums

huh?

It begins

Using anonymous when everyone have the same nick, how retarded.

Jill in RE

Resident Evil

You start off with two extra inventory slots. Start to actually play games or stop being pedantic, depending on what you wanted to achieve with that epic post

You okay, user?

Why the fuck are people getting surprised? He's saying female characters stuff their stuffs in the cunny

>Well, is YOUR dick hole big enough to carry an extra sandwich?

>everyone clearly understands what he's trying to say
>duuuuuuuuuuuuh what is this crazy guy doing wow he's so wacky xDD

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>Play as female character
>You get items by having sex with characters

>female character
>penalty on intelligence, strength
>bonus on charisma, agility
>male character
>penalty on intelligence, agility
>bonus on constitution, strength
Now both genders can be happy

Shut the fuck up, Bugs Rabbit. Don't think you can make a comeback because coaster Head's bringing back ancient cartoons.

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just imagined this

>female character starts +1INT more than male character

"YOU PROBABLY HAVENT HEARD OF IT, BUT GAME X TAKES A STRIKE ON MISOGYNY AND MALE PRIVILEGE IN A SUBTLE AND SMART WAY"
"GAME X'S WOMEN ARE SMARTER THAN MEN, AND ITS BEAUTIFUL"

>female character starts with -1 INT than male character

"GAME X IS EVERYTHING THATS WRONG WITH GAMING COMMUNITY"
"HERES WHY VIDEOGAMES WILL NEVER BE CONSIDERED A SERIOUS ART MEDIUM"

Explain what was said.

>nobody would follow a woman
Virgin

What did you say to me?

Kek

Shouldn't women have more constitution than men? They do typically live longer and have stronger immune systems

>women start with 1+ inventory space because they can put stuff in their bust
>dudes should start with 1+ inventory space too because they can put stuff in their dickhole
>seinfeldtheme.mp3

>males start with -1 int

>black character
>+5 STR
>+6 CHRM
>Bonus abilty: Dancing, Sports, Fashion, Sciences

Nice bait

>/pol character
>starts with incufable agoraphobia leading to a skewed view of what real people are like

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that describes /r9k/

excuse the grammar i'm high af right now

quoi?

holy shit, are you retarded?

>Sciences

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

You don't get it man, it's for the epic reddit screenshots.

Cant lvl int

Bugs...

Confirmation that Sup Forums is filled with third worlder nignogs

>first post
>it's incomprehensible shit

? ? ?

Take your (You) and pay your hospital fee with it.

Dats dessssspicable