Game is ALMOST perfect

>game is ALMOST perfect
>but it has one fatal flaw the ruins it
what's her name Sup Forums?

>Simon's Quest
>Text Boxes

Dark Souls rushed second half

>Oblivion
>leveling/scaling

Tekken 7
Those fucking super moves.

>Forza 7
>Loot boxes

For me it's Dark Souls and the fact that enemies can attack you perfectly fine through objects but if you are anywhere near a wall you cannot swing without hitting it. I can't handle games that give the AI an unfair advantage like that.

>implying pineapple on pizza is a flaw
Admit it, OP, that's what you really wanted to talk about.

Witcher 3
combat mechanics

>cuphead
>it's too difficult

>Infinite Warfare
>Supply Drops

>Metro series
>super bad mouse movement with X sensitivity being 2 times the sensitivity of Y

the haters

Hitman: Blood Money
More replayability?

>Life
>Me

How could a game be almost perfect if it had a fatal flaw ?

Underrail
No speed/movement speed options
Luckily there's CheatEngine which fixes this issue

Difficulty isn't a flaw, youre just casual shit. You are the flaw.

X3 (modded)
The UI (unmoddable)

will also take various RTSes and 4Xes
The AI is retarded/no fun
Particularly games where you like to play with a friend but don't have enough to fill a game with only players.

>Binding of Isaac Wrath of the Lamb
>made in Flash
I really want to kill myself. There's no way to play this fucker at full speed

>play like a retard when there's a clear workaround
>this game sucks

tekken 7 is a fucking shit game with a massive amount of flaws, including having THE MOST input lag out of any fighting game ever made.

Shit man you made me check because I didn't remember this shit, apparently it's only something that happened with Redux.

MechWarrior 4
Most weapons doing fuck all damage

?? you aren't being intelligent by pointing out I could just relocate. I've clearly stated what my issue is.

The pineapple cuts the fattiness of the meat and cheese. Literally NOTHING wrong.

but you can swing through walls if you know what you're doing.

>Cuphead
>difficult
jesus fucking christ

The fatal flaw is too much cheddar right? Also looks like that shit was broiled and not in a proper pizza oven. Gross.

stop replying to me, retards...

Just finished reading metro 2035. The books put the games to shame.

What

You mean ruins as in makes the game awful or still a great game but ruins it from being perfect?

Non issue

>1968+49
>still being autistic about pineapple on pizza

what the fuck is in a racing game loot box?
cars?

>being a purist about where the pizza is cooked
>but not what is on it

Into the trash.

That's because the games are shit.

>caring about how doughy and undercooked the crust is
>and not that some autists can't mix savory and sweet without having a massive fucking meltdown and sharing their thoughts about it online

*breathes deep*
Booooooiiiiiiii

And pillars aswell? Even so I don't want to swing through walls, I actually like that you can't just swing your sword in a narrow part or hit someone through a pillar. Collision is good. I just want the AI to not have the ability to hit me through pillars/walls. If they designed it one way for the player, they are capable of doing the same for the AI.

Decals, paint, wheels, hoods, spoilers, other miscellaneous body parts.

Engines, breaks, suspension and all that other crap if they go full jew.

Styx was a fantastic game, but the last level is just shit and the finale is just combat in a small room and the combat is shit.

sounds great! i'll try putting candy corn in my spaghetti next time

>circle pad for movement in a 2D platformer
I don't know why developers do that shit. It's just flat out inferior to D-pads.

>weapon and armor balancing complete shit


Basically no reason to use literally anything but heavy armor and the MP5SSD with an ACOG for the entire game.

Putting pineapple on pizza automatically makes it a low tier pizza deserving of a trash crust anyway tbqh

>too much cheddar
unless you say this cheddar should be replaced with mozzarella, you should consider killing yourself

gtfo noob its easy as fuck

>can't use the d-pad in menus

jesus, that stuff used to be part of the progression of racing games
>win race
>get money
>upgrade car to win next race

Cuphead leaving you with only 3 hp

Should be 4 or 5 by default

Mozzarella and cheddar mix is the kino blend but you need more mozzarella than cheddar by a good stretch.
>pUtt1ng Pin3aPPle oN pIzZ4 is baD
t. brainlet

Cortex Command

No content

>t. brainlet
try putting grapes in your lasagna

FF8 junction magic draw system

>spike strips pop your tires
>cant take advantage of this by getting the police to drive into them because if they go through them they are unaffected for 0 zero reason

>including having THE MOST input lag out of any fighting game ever made.
you didn't believe those pasta's did you?

or are you one of the pasta posters yourself?

>he puts pineapple on his pizza
>but doesn't put chocolate sauce on his spaghetti

really makes you think.

Pineapple is patricians' choice

>PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS BAD
>why?
>BECAUSE IT JUST IS
anti-pineapplets... everyone....

>i was merely pretending

>>and not that some autists can't mix savory and sweet without having a massive fucking meltdown
putting pineapple on a pizza is fucking niche at best, but definitely degenerate. you're like a furfag wondering on a kantonese koi breeding forum why people don't have an erection while looking at their dogs

Except its not "pasta" its extremely well documented

>He's never used a grape reduction as the sweetener for his bolognese
Jesus Christ do you EVEN cook you fucking simpleton?
You do know chocolate sauces are used in savory dishes right? Go have chicken and mole right now you unwashed heathen.

>It runs like shit on anything that isn't XP

>>BECAUSE IT JUST IS
no it's because it tastes like shit. It is not our fault that your taste buds are numbed by years of junk food and your taste has become that of an ape rather than a human

>post on 4chins
>be unaware that the anime and furfags own the place
hownu.ru?

>Mozzarella and cheddar mix is the kino blend but you need more mozzarella than cheddar by a good stretch
ok, you're alright. that's true. unless you like pineapple on your pizza, then you're an outcast

Fortunately it didn't require precise platforming except for the robot escape sequence, the circle pad definitely fucked me up half a dozen times on that one.

Baked pineapple tastes like ass compared to raw or grilled, and it doesn't go well with cheese or tomatoes at all