Going to my first smash tournament today, any tips Sup Forums?

Going to my first smash tournament today, any tips Sup Forums?

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wear deodorant

Don't go

Don't get hit

lose weight

use items

>Big House
Dearborn has an excellent choice in Middle Eastern food

Shower

Shower before you go, for a change.

Shower.

i see that posted all the time whats the source

Wear a gasmask

Getting your boipucci smashed?

Don't.

Take a fucking shower.

Don't be mad or upset when you go 0-2

Make sure your skirt goes below the knee or your a fucking whore and people will slut shame you

Use compressive panties so your bulge isn't as visible also

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I really do hope that you main Bayo or Cloud, or if melee, fox
Don't be one of those one main faggots

Post discord fucking sissy

This

take a fucking shower

please shower

get ready for smelly day

Don't go

Bring an arosol deodorant spray can and spray any stinky hambeasts you come across for the good of everyone else.

Don't go and play a good game

This. Please. Others ignoring this advice is the second reason why I've never gone before after failing to short hop despite wavedashing and shield dropping perfectly find

>ebin smelly day meme

You know that's a problem at any massive gathering, right? All it takes is one or two guys out of a thousand and the whole place smells like shit. Especially in places with bad air flow and no AC.

The only difference is in other places you'd get called out for it, while no one wants to do that in person at smash venues, only on fucking Twitter.

Will I ever get source of this one, I guess OP's good too.

Would anyone recommend going to a tournament alone if I'm a girl?
I genuinely have a fear of being intimidated by the people there

I wish i had sauce for you user Id wanted too

You should be more worried about being a tranny first.

>girl

Fuck off, distracting the opponent with your filth is a legitimate strategy.

Well, it is exatly what you would expect from a bunch of autistic neckbeards. Jest play better than them and and tell creeps to go fuck themselves.

Sauce:
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I wouldn't go without a friend.

>intimidated by spergs
also wearing a skirt and knee socks doesn't make you a girl user

as a girl? you'll get dry raped hard in all holes by a group of uncaring, overweight nerds looking to impregnate your womb and leave you on the floor when you're done.

so yeah, go for it. unless you don't have a penis, then fuck off.

furry conventions legit smell better than smash tournaments

t. was dragged to both

Check your surroundings and never relax around niggers or else you'll get your shit stolen.

sauce

Don't play Jigglypuff, you're not Hungrybox and you never will be

Spotted the virgins.

>le non-retort faec

This.

No, because you will most likely get raped by niggers.

>Going to my first smash tournament
You mean to tell me they throw tournaments for party games?

(akihazama)] BONUS GAME (euphoria)

unfortunately you cant take Sup Forums as serious advice.
just go and find out for yourself

Use the grab combo

>guys im a girl
instant replies every time. seriously though at least 60% of the dudes there are going to be desperate for any kind of human affection so get/invent a bf before going to not get mobbed by beta orbiters

call him Tyrone for bonus rump razzling

dont jump a lot

Be clean, presentable and have good sportsmanship. It's okay to be sad if you lose but don't act like a faggot, shake the dudes hand and say gg. Make sure you take a shower before you go and wear deodorant.

Just don't act obnoxious. There might be some creepers but they're all spineless losers who won't do shit other than spill their spaghetti. Keep your head in the game.

You user are based,
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Cons have more space. In S tier smash tournaments people are packed in elbow to elbow like sardines.

Also, likely story about getting "dragged" to a furry con you faggot. You could have said no and/or not make furry friends.

In how many hours does Melee Big House start?

Too obvious, use Darius.

Last tournament I went to was many months ago after being gassed out. Please apply deodorant.

You're going to fail miserably. We all do at our first tournaments. But don't let it discourage you, use it as a learning experience. Watch your matches back and see what you did wrong and what you could have done better. Don't set your eyes on winning, because it won't happen. Focus on getting your fundamentals down and learning how other people play. If you continue to go to more tournaments after this one, then you can focus on climbing up the ladder, but for today, just feel yourself out and see what happens.

>Also, seriously, please take a shower and apply deodorant. Not even a meme, this is just the proper thing to do, for the sake of everyone else at the venue.
Good luck, and happy Smashing

>no one said TITS OR GTFO

Sup Forums is truly dead

TITS OR GTFO

It's a tranny, no one wants to see that shit.

Does it ever work? Or do they just leave most of the time?

You'd think TITS OR TITS would be more appropriate

In my experience, you don't have to be afraid of 99% of the people there, except for that one weirdly fit body-builder looking guy who mains Peach or ICs (every region has one)
That being said though, I highly recommend having a friend tag along, just in case.

Friends do favors for friends, nigger, I know you don't have any. My friend needed a handler to help him navigate while he was in costume and that's not the furthest we've helped one another.

I'm real sorry you never bothered keeping in touch with anyone from your childhood

How can a girl end up browsing this place.

/cgl/ is their containment board

when she asks Sup Forums how to fix a problem with Kingsway and they tell her to Sup Forums because people there know more about campyoutors

Because they're a tranny. Every time.

not obvious enough. how about Chad or Devon

Fat girls might as well be men

>it's a obvious Sup Forumsirgin makes a thread asking about how to make a costume from the fotm video game and doesn't read the board sticky episode

It wouldn't happen to be The Big House, would it? That should not be your first tourney. Regardless, if it's your first, you need to remember that your mindset should be
>I'm not here to win. I'm here to improve.
You're likely going to lose early on. Then you should spend the rest of your day playing friendlies with people and getting better. Just have fun, exchange some friend codes and get to improving your game.

be as stinky as possible to assure your dominance

t. Wrinkly tampon

Play a better game

>no yaoi tag
I'm fucking surprised
Picked the fuck up

I recommend going to a tournament ran by Alex Strife first. He has a ton of respect for transgender individuals.

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did that turtle died?

yeah they cooked it. they feed it peppers for flavor.

I actually converted a couple of girls to Sup Forums. I told them about Sup Forums and /lit/ (weird combo, i know). They told me something like, in Sup Forums now one knows you are a girl until you shit post that you are.

>smash players are stinky according to something i read online!
fuck off with that shitty meme, gamers in general are stinky and not exclusive to smash players

Dunno how familiar are with fighting games scenes, but SSB crews are notoriously trashy and rude. Steel your ego.

fpbp

t.smash player

>/lit/
>a board with posts a year old

I'm going to one too, sucks that Samsora is gonna take the whole thing but oh well. And yes, take a shower.

>playing Smash 4 "competitively."

What a faggot, lol. Rethink your priorities in life, loser.

Take a bath, you filthy smash player

sauce

Is it this tournament you are going to?

go with one or more friends

Anal is overrated

Spotted reddit

this
>play Melee

found the wario main