LOL

LOL

is durian the roguelike of fruit?

>grapes
>not most ezmode

Don't even have to peel.

>citrus
>needing a knife
????

I barry chuckled

>Needing a knife to eat an orange

Oh c'mon. That's actually funny

LOL!

That's the joke, you dingdongs. Just like that guy having issues getting through the tutorial of cuphead.

Outta way casuals, real hardcore fruit coming through

>Tough exterior
>Requires a simple to learn but difficult to master peeling technique
>Applying too much force stains clothes/hands
>Best tasting and most value per fruit

>orange
>need for a knife

lolwut

I just rip it open with my bear hands and eat it.

>bear hands

It can’t be comfortable for her to stand on her heels all the time.

Dude, what the fuck! Spoiler that shit, man.

>Fruit casuals

LOL

food anal

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kek

>the need for a knife
Fucking millennials, I swear to god.

nice

Fag.

>pineapple in shit tier
fucking dropped

Well played.

True patrician fruit coming right in

LOL

Even if you say it's fruit idm it looks like gore. Better safe than sorry please tag it...

>lemons and apples in shit tier

You literally have to go through an autistic ritual just to properly eat a Pomegranate.

don't you mean peartrician?

laughing out loud here folks

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Not trying to fuck with a fruit that's got ovaries

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>Watermelon in anything other than shit-tier
nigger detected

smart move user

>Pineapple
> Not the coconut

One job

>Dark Souls of fruit
>not a coconut

Way too much effort to properly extract a Pomegranate of its meat. At that point I might as well eat a crab or lobster.

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Dark Souls was a mistake.

HEH

fuck not this meme again

Loss of Love?

Fruits are plant ovaries.

>granny smith's shit tier

neck yourself

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god bless videogame humor

> Furfags who depict Fox as a sissy faggot

Hate those imbeciles

magic

I'm white as snow and I love watermelon, there is nothing better on a hot summer day.
You can also blend the insides of a small one and drink that motherfucker.

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Strawberries are the mobileshit of fruit. Expensive meme fruit where half the ones in the carton aren't even ripe and taste sour.

Someone post the webm

why is everybody on this board a contrarian

what are you doing out of you containment board?

Like clockwork

Stupid homophobe, it's gay humor

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I'm gay and even I think it's overdone and revolting.

Granny Smiths are disgusting but real apples like Cortlands need to be higher up.

dont you fucking dare

>Yellow Apples and Blueberries not Shit Tier
>Oranges not God Tier
>Completely ignoring the existence of Blackberries
Your list is objectively bad

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its the kind of people that actualy eats the core of a pineaple

*unblocks your path*

Clearly you are a self-hating homosexual if you don't fine comics such as this aren't the pinnacle of humor

What is it with fags and Star Fox?

To sweet for my taste but fresh pineapple makes my mouth itch.

Just mush around the insides then pierce it with your teeth and suck out the juices

You're right, Fox wearing frilly pink boxer shorts and longing for dick is funny!

Haha! How silly of me!

And yet he's constantly complaining about how he can't play games well because he has a fucking mac.
What a nimrod, and not in the "superior hunter" sense.

what wacky hijinks will these characters get up to next?

>pineapple

I hope this is only rating fruits in terms of eating them raw, because while lemons are shit-tier for that, they're amazing in so many other situations

this comic is such a mess of presentation. why are they speaking their thoughts?

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>lemons anywhere but god tier
>no elder god tier exclusively for passion fruit

Is this loss?

>queen of fruits
>annoying sticky sap when you open it
>the nice big pieces in the image are actually just a bit of meat on the seed
>those smaller pieces are the only parts which are fully edible
Not worth it desu

*blocks your path*

apex heh

>all those shit country that call this fruit anal

>Argie
Mi Negro

>The third world
>Most of the world
I can agree with that statement.

pretty spot on

But what is "banana" in all those other languages?

It does look like a pine though...

I agree that high bush blueberries are shit, but low bush ones are at least high

there's some enzyme in pineapple that starts digesting your mucosa when you eat it. pineapple fights back.

That looks too delicious, it must be poisonous.

LOLOLOLOLOL

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I apreciate your reference.

Those people are the fucking worst. Every goddamn person I've spoken to that doesn't like pineapples bitches about the goddamn core. Jesus, nigga, cut that shit out.

grapes, berries and the like are VNs and mobile games

It's called "piña" in Spanish. Cause it kinda looks like a pine cone. So more or less the same reason I guess.

>slow ass grindfest you need to clock thousands of hours into