Why won't they bring back Lanky? Do they not realize how much we adore him?

Why won't they bring back Lanky? Do they not realize how much we adore him?

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He only became a meme as a way to cope with the shitposting GG brought.

Memes aside, everyone loves him still.

DONGZ

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HE predates GG

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BANANAZ

rareware owns lanky, and they are not involved with DK anymore

niggaz be like da earf is flat da earf is round
I be like na nigga da earf is lanky

But Lanky was in Smash 4 as a trophy and in Barrel Blast. They even rereleased DK64 on Wii U virtual console.
It's just that Dixie is as far as they're going to plunge into the extended kong family.

Rare doesn't own Lanky. He was playable in DK Barrel Blast for the Wii, Tiny was too.

They should at least bring back my boy

*blocks your path*

[HE]

is this a new meme?

FUCKS YOUR MOM
HE FUCKS YOUR DAD
THIS KONG IS A CHAD

Because he's unique, and Nintendo hates that

They rather the lazy cheap way AKA Pink Gold Peach

Pink gold peach amiibo when?!