What the fuck were they thinking?

What the fuck were they thinking?
All the matches so far have been frontfags vs frontfags, because no one in their right mind would ever pick back. Is this the most one-sided Splatfest yet?
I think I'm just gonna play Salmon run instead.

>because no one in their right mind would ever pick back.
Spoken like someone who has never played a fucking splatfest before.

The underdog team always has more fun since they only play the enemy team, and they always end up winning because the stupid system is rigged. Only a fucking idiot would pick front at this point.

Lucky you.
I can't even play.
Only played 6 splatfest matches.
The other hour I tried to get into a game and got
"some error bla bla 2618 0201"

i don't even use the toilet paper holder because i have a cat. i'm sure europe is having a laugh, those douches.

>having a preference for the way the toilet paper faces
What kind of advanced autism is this?

Back is more aesthetic

back is unironically better, if someone tries to roll it it'll just flip over itself without making a giant mess

>actually wiping your ass
You could be using that paper to write on or some shit, why waste it on your shit?

you want to roll the toilet paper and not force it from under where germs grow.

>using writing paper in the phone era

lel

EU splatfests have and always will be garbage. JP and NA are the only ones that matter.

>not wiping your ass with a phone

T. Contrarians

What does that even mean? If germs are an issue you should clean your bathroom.

how about closing your damn toilet door so your cat can't get there
or training your cat properly (yes it can be done)

iPhones aren't good for anything else.

>not wiping your ass with your hand

>TFW people still don't know how to use the 3 sea shells

How do Europeans even know what Toilet paper is, I thought they all gave themselves enemas and stored it in barrels under their Villas

Back is better because it doesn't make the paper tear too early by accident. I hate that shit.

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Back roll is better because that way it doesn't touch your leg.

Beat me to that

Back roll is better because it is less likely to touch your food.

It's a functional thing. It's easier to unroll if it faces the front and it's more intuitive.

Back is better though in my position. In my bathroom, the toilet roll is above the toilet and I have to reach directly behind me. If the roll is underneath, the tension of it pulling against itself will be enough to tear. If its over the top I would have to grab it with both of my hands to hold it, or sit upside down on the toilet.

Check your connection dude. If you're getting constant disconnects then it's your fault.

much easier to use one hand to pull the paper off on a front-facing end

>above the toilet

>not repositioning your unenlightened friends and families toilet roll to the proper front orientation at every opportunity

Do you want everything handed to you? I bet you enjoy QTE.

Can't wait for Pearl to dom Marina yet again.

What kind of subhuman contractor built your house?

>Press X to wipe ass

>press square
>shit on your dick

>"some error bla bla 2618 0201"

I know Splatoon is a kid's game, but you gotta be 18 or more to post on Sup Forums

Back is better because that way I can tear it with only one hand

come on people, if you can buy a ps4, you can afford to clean your ass correctly.

What is that, a gay toilet seat?

Its a phone charger. You plug your phone into the thing sticking out so you dont lose it when you go and have more battery..

>using your phone in the toilet
What the fuck kind of subhuman does that?
>getting shit all over your hundred+ dollar phone

better than losing it to the flush moron

Feel a little bad for you euros, you don't even get a halfway decent splatfest. No fucking idea why they gave vamps vs werewolves to America only, its perfect for October in general.

Why are you taking your phone into the toilet in the first place?

To post on Sup Forums

Explains all the shitposting on Sup Forums

Samefag (?)

Right reveals how much toilet paper you have left which is from a gameplay standpoint more important than fiewing fance pictures imprinted on it. Left is fashion right is min/max

i dumped this one girl i'm dating when i saw her using a back roll. fucking uncivilized cunt

correct, all me

i don't have this, but i bought one of those expensive japanese bidet things for my toilet. some say i'm crazy for spending so much on my toilet but most of my profound thinking and ideas came while i was shitting and i like being comfortable at my throne

On my path to Queen I had 4 matches against Backfags. I won 3.

No they weren't you liar, two of those were me.

stop embarrassing yourselves

Nice shop.

Wait is there a Splatfest right now for Americans? I just hopped on and they announced a Splatfest of Vampires vs Werewolves for next week. I'm pretty sure I've been doing American Splatfests up til now as well.

Racism agains Indians.

>horizontal toilet paper roll holders
Shiggy. If the roll isn't vertical I don't even wipe.

I thought this game was available in India? They're not going to relate.

>I want my shits to be challenging

elaborate.