Nintendo World Champsion 2017

Get the fuck in here

JOHN

LETS GOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

yfw bayley

JOHN

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

FUCKING

FUCKING

FUCKING

i legit want to fug audrey so hard it hurts

>BAILEY

>DAN

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FUCKING

That Dan S save at the end.

butterfield is most famous person there and is impressing desu

OUR BOY JOHN PULLED THROUGH THE FIRST ROUND

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J O H N
O
H
N

/numberbois/

FUCKING

Why aren't the kids competing under their nicknames?
It's fucking confusing

Super FX is going to take this, Numbers should just go home

NUMBERS

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>yfw GRAND FINAL is
one contestant to the left and one to the right of audrey and whoever squeezes more milk out of her giant mazoombas in 120 seconds using their mouth only (then spitting it into a measuring jug) wins

Of course John Numbers will win through superior technique

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NEVER DOUBTED

HE'S GOING TO FORCE LITERALLY EVERYONE THERE TO TRANSITION

based John

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NUMBERS

how play video game

>baley somehow fucking tenth

I thought she didnt even get any points what the fuck

We dont get to see John's run?

>finale is seeing how long you can last while audrey sucks your cock

That stage was brutal. All those senseless deaths.

>mfw Bailey has 0 (ZERO) points

D I G G E R N A U T

Remember when Nintendo was the family friendly company

I want to sniff her butt

why are there so many people named Kyle in America

OUR NUMALE

>spitting it out
>not drinking it until the first one pukes it back up
Lame.

>kyle died already

RUN FROM THE NIGGERNAUT DON'T LET HIM COMMIT A HOMICIDE DON'T BE ANOTHER STATISTIC

>not being suspect of bayley as soon as her profile came out

who is she? she's pretty thicc

No, Cosmo in chat

Post
>yfw Smash is the last game

These are not very family-friendly photos. How is she still hired by Nintendo?

Why does Audrey have a huge grin every time she looks at the black chad, but has a neutral expression when she looks at the white guy?

>those workout vids on her instagram

she's such a shameless slut. its hot as fuck.

JOHN

>Post YFW You're not bailey

It's the American version of Mohammed in Islam.

>someone actually using the grapple beam

me
i like dk64

ASA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can't have everyone becoming a woman.

>black dude saying D I G G E R over and over

is she old enough to have played DK on an Atari?

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why do you ask questions you already know the answer to

>home run contest was Wii U version
nope

>top moment is in a wwf game

my sides

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

desu if you've never played samus returns this section is gonna blow you the fuck out

I just realized this entire event is just disguised advertising. They take the most heated part of any game you can buy on the switch now, make an event of it and that gets you to want to buy it because it misrepresents the entire game.

Who the fuck is Bayley and how is he not gone forever

No mercy was legit

Should we thank Nintendo for the Championships 2017?

JOHN MOTHERFUCKING NUMBERS

>ykb is actually not that bad at vidya

i'm legitimately surprised. i guess she's more than just a cute speed mommy

im glad shes out

BUTTERFIELD PROFESSIONAL ACTOR AND BETTER GAMER THAN ALMOST EVERYONE THERE LOL

>someone finally using the spider ball

BASED ASA
BASED ASA
BASED ASA
BASED ASA

SANTIAGO

BUTTERSSS

>whysosara

KID OCELOT DIED

yes and?

ASAAAAAAAAAAAA

THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP

Butterfield is surprisingly alright at games it seems.

WHO CARES NIGGA THIS IS INTENSE

No shit.

Is Asa /ourguy/?

How long until they ban "Comso" in chat?

>he

>this entire event is just disguised advertising

no shit

>whysosara stuck

wow that was clutch

STEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>any game you can buy on the switch now
Like Smash on the wii u, and metroid on the 3ds?

What events did I miss?

This is obvious, but it's still fun to watch

Plus Audrey does say this is a non standard segment

Do you get to blow this niggernaut up at the end?

is Kyle S the worst Kyle?

That was close damn