Which one?

Which one?

None because I play actual video games.

Nice to know now choose.

No. The only winning move is not to play.

Easiest choice I've made all day long.

Can I get Murakumo without the mask?

Gipsy bat

Nobody's making you play the damn game, now choose your waifu. It's not that difficult of a concept to grasp.

NO!

worst team

>there are people who don't pick Minori
>there are people who don't realize she's top tier in terms of gameplay

She can absolutely wreck ANYONE in multiplayer in SV/EV, along with deal more damage than any other character.

>load the bucket up ASAP
>flail it around on mooks, do not unload it
>bucket will now hit with the same force as a charge attack from Katsuragi or Yozakura, but without the slow charging time AND can be spammed
>unloading the bucket can instantly kill a boss if you hit them square in the face

What amazes me is that no one ever seems to even try to use the game's mechanics and instead resort to spamming.

This one.

Good choice user

She is the best Gessen in terms of gameplay but she's the worst in terms of characterization.

Fine, be waifuless.

"I was only pretending to be retarded" is arguably better than Yumi and Yozakura. At least Minori has a background and a reason to act the way she is. If EV's story is to be believed, Minori is also fairly intelligent, yet keeps up the act as to not shock her team.

Murakumo without the mask is a best

also I just finished SV, is EV worth it on Steam? Does the gameplay change at all?

I don't know who it is but I want this one

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The one with the ugliest face

EV is basically SV 1.5. Graphics are nicer and it has more characters, but the gameplay is basically identical.

Minori the pancake raping midget.

>4'10"
>still has massive knockers
>beats people to death with a bucket, a frying pan, and pancakes

Where's the homo hobo?

Yumi can go and burn in hell

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Yumi and Yozakura aren't actively aggravating, just inoffensive. That said, I'd say Yozakura has a backbone when she needs to unless it's dealing with Yumi, then she's a full on doormat. But I digress, Minori actively gets on my nerves with her "15 year old acting like a 4 year old" schtick. I guess if you're into ageplay or shit then fine but she's the one I'd hate to be trapped in a room with personally.

I want her to take care of me and jack me off to sleep at night while i suck gently on her huge milky nipples

Happy Birthday Murakumo

user, she's 16. Shiki is 15.

Minori, Hibari, and Mirai are all older than Shiki.

from you pic, Yoza is the obvious choice

Coconut

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>15, 16
>tits like that

what do they put in the titty ninja academy's water

This team looks more retarded than the other two combined

Right, I got my ages mixed up there. Point still stands, though. Hell, that makes it marginally worse.

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>short hair
looks like a boy

Homura is best girl. Praise her

Ninja magic, obviously.

At least Minori doesn't dress up like a baby like Yumi does.

Chemicals that makes the senrans gay.

>looks like a boy

Not with cleavage like that, she doesn't. Also the flower in her hair. Yozakura is very much a cute girl. Homu is fine too. More masculine in personality than Big Yo but still cute.

Big Yo, since snek is not an option

Babu was a mistake. We thought it could only get better with the death of lawfag Yumi. We were sorely mistaken.

Post homura

>NW cards have great outfits and good variety
>games have jack shit for outfits, with 90% of them just being a bikini top and a miniskirt

>NW cards and official art give the cast fat asses
>games have pancakes for asses

What the fuck happened?

>At least Minori doesn't dress up like a baby like Yumi does.
Not content with stealing Yo's status as the yamato of the group, now Yumi wants to upstage Minori. How shameful.

I praised her so hard once I recreated a fanart in minecraft, too bad I dont have the image in this pc

she's so beautiful

Art costs less than rendering new models, apparently.

They want to make money off costume and character DLCs probably

>Shiki is 15

I still can't get over this, not that it matters to me anyway.

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She is not "masculine;" Homura just would only submit to the right man

Asuka isn't a man tho

>15
>years
>old

thats just a girl crush

Flat ryoubi, best ryoubi, i wanna take care of her, but i also want to fuck her stupid dog

She wants to be Asuka's husband.

>absolutely no hentai of Minori
its not fair bros
i dont even like loli but goddamn she gets my dick hard

>TFW no Amazonian GF to snu-snu with

This guys knows.

I almost thought to say "be nice to wan wan" but then I thought about it for a second.

WTF kind of retarded pew-pew is that.

sounds like my kind of girl.

She also acts like she's 7 years old

>huge tits
>loli

So when the fuck are we getting Marie Rose, Honoka, Super Sonico, Ranka and Rinka?

No, she just has never met a guy before. For some reason, the schools are girl only

7 is giving her too much credit, I'd say. Maybe 5.

She's going to need at least 20 mask to hide herself on her birthday.

Even better

I want to punish that stupîd dog with my dick, fucking cum dumpster

>you will never show Homura what a penis is
>you will never see the gears turning in her head and the look on her face as everything clicks into place as to what it's used for

>she just has never met a guy before

user...

I dont even mind her big or small version, she has the best butt hands down!

Didn't she almost get killed by a dude in her backstory? Or was that another titty ninja?

Funny thing I wrote 5 first, she has to much of a vocabulary to be just 5

>she just has never met a guy before
someone didnt play senran burst, and I feel bad for you

Ikaruga is still the best over.
>Max sniper is a two shot versus jus tabout everything
>one shot if using a 3* or higher Ryobi card
There is no reason to use any other weapon, give the A.I the assault rifle and you can beat anything

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But there's tons

Her face when

where? i've never been able to find any

try sad panda or gelbooru

Well, yeah. Minori actually isn't stupid, she just holds Kurokage's words a little too closely to heart.

美野里 r-18 on Pixiv.
You DO have an account, don't you?

>You DO have an account, don't you?
im about to, i guess

On the one hand, Murakumo is that nice mix of cute and sexy, and wolves are awesome.

On the other hand, Shiki.

This is tough.

Guys please don't look at Senran porn

It's Murakumo's birthday tomorrow so be nice to her.

I'll be sure to hide her mask then read all her manga out loud.

I know that feel.

I think that qualifies as mind break torture.

I call it: "Fun times"

Minori is like a more retarded Hibari, and I can't be doing that. I guess Shiki then cause she'd hold me to a higher standard which would motivate me to stop being a skleleton and do something with my life, lest I lose her interest.

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I meant a guy she would actually be interested in. Killing henchmen doesnt count, nor does Dogen

and tell me sex with crimson Homura would not be hotter than anything any other senran could come close too

I beg to differ

Dude, play Burst. She had a crush on a guy who tried to kill her.

Me too

user, just admit you're into men

But I'm not interested in penises.