Nintendo World Championship 2017

Bird and Memes edition

>tfw no one can finish

>EMIL P
>/MLP/
POST YFW

>everyone ties for last

is Donkey Kong the Dark Souls of Nintendo?

THEY ARE ALL
SO BAD

EMBARRASSING

>Sup Forums pretending DKCR is easy

>Chris M

This does not expand dong

Imagine being this bad at video games

What's wrong with them?
I could do this with eyes half open

GET DONGED

KILLLEEERRRRRBEEEEEEEEEEEE

THIS IS JUST EMBARASSIN

BAITED

D A R K S O U L S

CHOKE
CHOKE
CHOKE
CHOKE
SO MUCH FUCKING CHOKING

Is DKCR the Cuphead of the Dark Souls of Wii games?

DKCR is not an easy game

The true casual filter.

Fucking hell it isn't easy and I died heaps but these are supposed to be professionals, aren't they?

So who's gonna become the tranny?

DKC is by far their hardest platformer

BAITED

dkcr is actually kinda hard

BURNING DK

>certified loser

Imagine if they played any level of DKCTF, a game that's actually hard.

Is this dare say it, the DARK SOULS of 2d platformers?

Donkey Kong Country Massacre

>the reveal at the end is a new rebooted THE WIZARD movie made by harvey weinstein.

SOMEBODY GET AN AMBULANCE THEY'RE CHOKING TO DEATH

This is what happens when streaming becomes the dominant gaming media

CMON EMIL

They should've put the final stage Tbqh

>6man elimination
rip

jesus they're bad

JESUS CHRIST DON'T JUMP THAT EARLY

How can they be this bad?

That fucking troll icicle, saw that coming a mile away

The Great Ape War

DONG SOULS
O
N
G
S
O
U
L

>but these are supposed to be professionals
No. What the fuck gave you that idea? They're literally just a bunch of people who happen to play video games.

That duck that just happened was some Dark Souls hitbox shit.

C H O K E

Why should I buy Cuphead when Donkey Kong Country Returns already give me salty tears?

Nintendo World Chokingship

they're not professionals you ding dong

Donkey Kong Country REKTURNS

How can one person(s) be so bad?

DKC2 is my favorite game of all time. I have no face while watching this

WHERE'S JOHN

>THE SPINNING WHEEL SURPRISE
THIS IS SADISM

WHAT'S THIS
A SPINNING CRESCENT
oh my god the way he said it I'm fucking dead

Come on I wasn't this fucking bad.

Oh my god, I had forgotten how sadistic this level was.

S L A U G H T E R C A R T

this is an underground stage

Alison is a witch
A WITCH

oh god this is so painful to watch

>Dan enters the loop
>Sees hole
>"nah, I won't jump"
>dies

THE HOLE WAS FUCKING THERE ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND HOLY SHIT

360 CHRISMIS!!!

>cheering this hard over someone finishing a basic dkcr minecart level

is this an alternate reality

This is the underground. John is still in the main competition.

I love the DK games

360 DEGREES

Have any of these people played this before?

damn might play this game, the dark souls of donkey kong games holy shit

I hope we get DKC minecart levels every Championship, this shit is great.

This is a pretty sadistic fucking level

these guys are fucking trash. Am I missing something?

don´t be faggots , this level was actually fucking hard

EMIL PLS

XBOX WON

this is just embarrassing

>360 VICTORY HOPS

Literally the dark soul of mine carting games

>fetishizing skills
disgusting

holy shit that girl de-aged like 20 years

Jesus Christ nintentoddlers are so casuals

>Am I missing something?
No.

What the fuck is hard about it?
Are you baiting?

SD DK

Imagine if they picked a rocket barrel with the bat

THE CUPHEAD OF DARK SOULS OF DONKEY KONG

RAISED STAKES 1 LIFE RUN

That was just embarassing

>underground
>DKCR
thats just cruel

Mass dong choking right here

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK KILLERBEE DON'T FUCKING CHOKE YOUR GOD DAMN CUNT

>literally only one of them made it
Damn son

>SUDDEN DEATH

Imagine if they put them on the rocket barrel level with the bat

i want to _____ YKB

Returns is fucking Bullshit.

People say Cuphead and Crash is hard but DKC Reutns is some madman levels of fuckery

SUDDEN DEATH

Why aren'y you competing Sup Forums?

>the level was so hard, they are doing another sudden death round to give people another chance

NO FUCK THAT THEY SHOULD ALL BE DEAD THIS SHITS FUCKING PATHETIC

WHERE IS THE THIS LEVEL IN THE GAME? I'M GONNA GO DO IT ONE TRY

ONLY 10 SECONDS TO GO! WILL THEY MAKE IT?
STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT
What the fuck