How the fuck do I beat this boss

how the fuck do I beat this boss.
using the tracking shot and invisible dash like my friend said but it's pattern is completely random.

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Shoot it until it dies.

bumping only to see you get laughed at

>needing help at the first boss
Just git gud, Christ.

You can duck under his attacks.

Quit falseflagging. He has one attack and one pattern per phase and you can duck under the attacks of phase 1 and 2.

Have you tried moving yourself to places where he isn't and then shooting bullets towards him?

If you're having trouble to this wait until you get to the carrot.

i know how you feel

I suck at this game and even I managed to pass this boss without much trouble.

Git gud

I think he's been chasing the carrot around his whole life.

Hang in there OP. The game is challenging to people who don’t really have much experience with similar games. Once you learn to handle yourself, focus on learning patterns.

For this boss, I stayed as close as possible. Dashing under it when it jumps, and ducking whenever it winds up to stretch/punch you. These attacks are easy to dodge when you’re in close, and while you’re ducking you should have time to get plenty of damage in. In the last form, make sure you keep moving and when you’re shooting the tombstone, be sure to aim diagonally up so you’re hitting the top of the stone.

Keep your eye on the slime, watch for the subtle differences in his animation. Change up your tactics just a little bit with every death. Remember to enjoy yourself, there is a satisfaction that comes from dying over and over but getting further into the fight each time.

Just remember that this boss is quite an easy one, so future ones will be harder. Keep at it and you’ll get better and better.

Or the sunflower

these threads are trolls right

nobody can be so bad to get stuck on the very first boss right

right

>one of the 5 easy bosses of the game
just quit at this point

You guys have trouble with those bosses? Are you fucking serious? They telegraph their attacks for a whole year before they come out.
I bet you casual faggots bought the health upgrades too.

I couldn't make it past the pillar boss.

Got an A+ and it only took 10 minutes thanks, I didn't know you could duck under the punch attack.
I beat the farmer boys in one try and run and gun and only have 15 minutes playtime going for no hit.

Yeah I mean holy fucking shit. Literally tutorial bosses.

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hey you're pretty fucking gay dude lol

kek. this deserves at least one reply

So does this play like megaman?

if you get the charge weapon, yes

Frogger guys now, died twice so far but got to the final stage for the last time, how do I beat it?

Battletoads is not difficult
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Honestly the health upgrade doesn't even make the game easier because you do like no damage.

If anything the smoke bomb powerup is casual because it's so insanely good and can be used to bypass otherwise mandatory parries

bugs...

>5% less damage
>no damage

Okay mate. I'll just be enjoying my 33% increase suitability.

>tfw you learn Cagney's dance animation is based from Swing You Sinners and it's from a caricature of a jew

bullshit its 5%

you don't need the extra health you just need to not get hit early and stupidly, as in, make use of the restart option if you take a stupid early blow.

you keep your damage output and you start to get really good at the early segments by forcing yourself.

How much less damage if I buy the two hearts ?

10% less.

if you want to get a good grade you'll need to forgo the health and just master smoke bombs, but if you're not going to commit to that then may as well equip the seeker and just play the long game.

>people have trouble with Slime and Vegetables
I'm actually astounded. How?

they're in game's journalism

Everyone seems to praise the smoke bomb but I finished the game without it because not seeing the character made it too hard for me.

>completely random

smoke bombs are optional but i found them essential for the roulette wheel since the other method of going over her was just getting me killed. I was a coffee fanatic for a while until that choke point.

Shoot
Shoot
Shoot
Duck
Shoot
Duck
Shoot
Duck
Jump parry parry parry
Dodge
Duck
Shoot

atleast with coffee you can start each round with full special

it bounces left and then it bounces to the right after it reaches a wall, the only randomness is when he does a punch.

DUCK YOU IDIOT

best pick for the plane segments, smokebomb doesn't do jack. at least p. sugar can extend your parry animation in plane stages.