ITT: things in games that get you rock hard

ITT: things in games that get you rock hard

>the main menu melody is reused in multiple parts of the game

>the gameplay is fun

>Enemy that you think is the BBEG turns out to just be a lieutenant or some lower rank
>Falls out with the actual BBEG
>Joins the party, is a total bro

Bonus:

Sacrifices their own life to save the protag, gives some special power to them to defeat the BBEG

>teammates compliment you when you perform something perfectly
>enemies make fun of you for fucking up

>game throws you right into the action
>exposition comes later

>discovering hidden area on nth gameplay

>game reactively has events in the game acknowledging when you try to do something oblong or fuck with the game in some way

Anything that caters to my sexuality.

>Running around feels more like going fast on a motorbike
>No reloading
>Enemies has a lot of momentum
>Fun and hard platforming

>game has pump-action shotgun
>LMB fires
>RMB cycles pump
>can cycle pump without firing
>holding LMB and clicking RMB slam fires it

Stream where

>main theme gets a rockin triumphant remix for the final boss theme

>the soundtrack makes sense and supports the theme
>knows when to be strategically quiet

>retard AI ally walks in front of you
>instead of them telling you to watch your aim, your character tells them to get out of the way

>Each level theme is a remix of the same melody

>Character some crazy ass fight moves in a cutscene
>You can do it in game if you git gud

THIS

>character has special powers in the story
>they can activate during battle
Thanks Xenoblade

>you can kick enemies
>ultraviolence

>That one level where the games gives you infinite energy bar

>game let's you do cool gun and reload tricks

Game lets you reset the universe to 0

>Protagonist gets a cool new ability for the final phase of the final boss

no joke

What game is this?
I want to be like man in picture.

>credits that are fun to watch instead of a boring scrolling list

>MC has a cool transformation
>Villain has one too

>lyrics in the boss music kick in at the best moments
WASH AWAY THE ANGER