THIS WAS ALL PART OF JOHN'S PLAN! HE RESPECTS THOMAS'S STRUGGLE SO ALLOWED HIM TO KEEP HIS MANHOOD! JOHN SACRIFICED HIMSELF LIKE JESUS! DON'T PITY A MAN WHEN HE HAS RESOLVED HIMSELF TO HIS DECISION! HE HAS DONE THIS FOR ALL OF US! RESPECT JOHN NUMBERS. HE'LL COME BACK NEXT TIME AND DESTROY ALL THE HERETICS, WHO ABANDONED HIM.
>JOHN
>FUCKING
>NUMBERS
THIS WAS ALL PART OF JOHN'S PLAN! HE RESPECTS THOMAS'S STRUGGLE SO ALLOWED HIM TO KEEP HIS MANHOOD! JOHN SACRIFICED...
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Bruh, it's a video game competition
He lost, get over it
JANE LETTERS
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JANE BOYPUSSY LETTERS
They both already look like trannies desu
>John got to meet Miyamoto and get a signed 3DS at E3
>Thomas gets a trophy from some random suit who rattles off some boring speech
...you mean JANE LETTERS?
literally who?
stand by for twitch meltdowns and tranny makeouts
>Buttmad Jane Letters fanboi
What have we become
Who really won that day?
He also decided to lift the curse and Cosmo can be boy again!
I dont want john to be a tranny, this is fucking bullshit
I hope John makes it back for the next NWC, all of the stuff he did was fucking hype.
>Cosmo fucked so hard he became an insane she-monster
>Numbers and Thomas bro up and become cute traps together
Literally no one.
Even reggie didn't bother to show up. He already knew what the result was going to be.
"AYYY lmao"
Why did John go with this? You can see the embarassment immediately afterward.
Only Numbers has the power to tranny someone
Shame he couldn't work his magic this year
John wanted to lift Cosmo's curse, now he can go back to being a man.
A good waste of a saturday.
TOO BAD NOTHING GOOD WAS ANNOUNCED
LOOKOUT TORJE
>THOMAS FUCKING GG
timeline is back to normal. are we finally gonna get good games
>missed it all
End it
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heres your reveal trailer sweetie
The best smasher won at least.
>winner got literally nothing
LMAO
John will win next time
I'm glad for Thomas though
>I'm happy, I always end up as the runner up or don't even make it
>Today I did
What a truly honorable man
He didn't choke as bad as Cosmo in the 2015 NWC, so he'll be fine. He almost had it, Cosmo just completely fucked up.
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John did a stupid, cocky thing in the Bullet Bill obstacle course then spilled his spaghetti so hard he tripped on every pixel if the runway to the boss and fell in the pit.
Sorry bro, but John legit fucked up hard. Congrats to Thomas G for doing challenge 1 really well and keeping a level head. It's a shame the finale wasn't closer and more intense though.
JANE
That was the most beta thing to say
Why do Nintendo girls get me so rock hard? Audrey's chest and Andrea's delicious hips and thighs. It's like Nintendo carefully chose them.
he actually won to keep his manhood, not the curse will bounce back at numbers
it's so pointless that I don't think it even counts as that
He got internet fame
He could start a patreon tomorrow and make thousands streaming nintendo games
We need some Jane Letters art ASAP
Numbers looked terrible in the first Odyssey challenge.
>get the VS Mario mode in SMB Deluxe right the first time
>remove it and never put it in any other mario game ever again
On the plus side, Odyssey looks fucking amazing
>V BTFO
>V TRYING TO KEEP THEIR MEME ALIVE
its pathetic really. just face it. john lost.
2015 was a charity event.
get over it
literally just the rock monster from the pyramid in sm64 but reskinned for ice
come on now of all the things to get excited for that should not be one of them.
>It's a shame the finale wasn't closer
It was close enough. They both won a round so no headstart and Thomas almost died at the boss.
ha
no
you could argue that for other games but not the fucking nintendo world champ
god I can't even finish the sentence it's so retarded
Part of their plan to keep the creeps like us watching and playing
this
Yes he did. He even reset a puzzle he had already solved near the end of it.
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WTF is >V
>V
this that looked..... amazing
hope they make it a mode in Maker Maker Switch
>V
JOANNA NUMBERS INCOMING
>didn't get to meet Miyamoto
>didn't get a signed DS
I don't think John will be too broken up about it
even after this many playthroughs, theres still stuff in rance that i didnt find
Terrible taste
i'm excited about the game in general, negative nancy. was nice seeing it in action
Is he bad at puzzles or something? I remember one of the Sup Forums SMM speed runners was a fucking ace at puzzles.
it really doesn't. i could have sworn this boss was in mario galaxy if I didn't know better. completely forgettable
keep clutching your ass john suckers.
You have to go back
Thomas couldn't even carry the fucking trophy, John removed a chunk of his manliness like the sore loser he is.
Will John get the runback next time he meets Thomas/Ito in tourney?
if he fixed his teeth he might be fuckable
>implying you could ever emasculate JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
>AYY LMAO
as soon as he lost he was contracted crippling transexual autism
almost looks human here
>level headed.
>shame it wasn't closer.
Thomas almost fucking died at the very end.
It's the best game over too.
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Will John and Cosmo hook up and become translovers?
That boss was underwhelming, although the other parts look good.
So how long until the transformation begins?
is that what losers bracket means?
Not really no
So does anybody know what the big reveal was that Reggie was teasing?
PUNISHED JOHN
BURNING WITH REVENGE
A MAN DENIED HIS CHAMPIONSHIP
probably make out on stream too.
and these Sup Forums john suckers will be supporting.
>"Ayyy" – Numbers, 2017
>man
holy SHIT
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Shit taste
John nearly died too though. He quickly dropped to 1 HP.
>Goku fucking jobbed in his limit break form
>John Numbers just got cucked by Thomas FUCKING G
what a Saturday
This. John's still /ourguy/ and shouldn't be compared to Cosmo who couldn't even wall jump.
>it's real
What the fuck
inb4 both cosmo and john compete next time and NWC 2015 happens again
I just don't know how to cope with this Sup Forums.....all he had to do was not fuck up that bullet bill section
>becomes man again
>starts breaking records
>numbers spirals out of control
>Sup Forums still btfo
thank you based, Thomas Fucking GG
>can control its hands
>underwhelming
that legit caught me off guard
HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL
STANDING
ON THE EDGE
OF THE PLATFORM
LIKE THE DEVS ONCE SAID
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY, COSMO.
Nintendo has had a plethora of hand bosses over the years
Guess John couldn't handle the G spot
It was all predetermined.
>Get the defending champion to the finals (even though his qualifying time was worse than everyone elses)
>Lose to a new kid to build up a redemption story next time
Made me kek and check