Buy shadow of mordor

buy shadow of mordor

aight stephen hawking

something looks off with that face and i don't know why

yeah, everything

man i dont even care about about politics that much . but this last election ruined everything, everyone is just whiny bitches about politics before what their actual job is now.

I will. Sucks that WB shit on the game but its still a fun game

God, it would've been so cool if R.L. Stein turned out to be Stephen King

does it have a scene with a kid gangbang?

Because he looks like he's wearing a human-face mask

they both write shit tier pop horror

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Edgy

I know, but they could be the same dude because of that.

Why would the actor who was hired to pretend to be stephen king so a publisher could push out random novels under the guise of a celebrity author creating a phone aura of hype and loyalty akin to franchises like star wars want me to buy shadow of war?

what's that supposed to mean

FUCK TRUMP, HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO SEE MY FANTASTIC CLOWN MOVIE!!!!!!!!!

what

Looks like someone used a fucking Yugiho fusion card on Steven Hawking, Steven King, and a fucking hipster.

Is that JMac?

>human-face mask
o shit it's fane

when you realize you've never seen bill gates and rl stein in the same place simultaneously

turns out it was just easier to hire a new actor than to make the goose wear a mask

Stephen HawKING.

His books are shit, user. The only decent things to come out of him are a few movies that took major liberties.

>actor

I agree, hit him with another van

He's pretty old. It's probably a result of plastic surgery.

Fuck off, cunt.

YOU FRAUD

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTING

AT ALL


ABOUT LIFE

>dudes just grunt and say "OHHH YEAH" and really ham it up in real life
c'mon son if that's not acting I don't know what is

he did get hit by a truck several years ago

But i already have bought and finished Shadow of Mordor, Mr. Looking foward to playing Shadow of War, i am sure it will be in the same level of greatness as was the first.

I wonder why he often writes about bullies

He's the KoRn of horror novels

Apologize for Doctor Sleep first.

what in the fuck is this

Fetal alcohol syndrome

but t-that's the wrong tolkien a-user

The Dark Tower series made into The Witcher esque videogames when?