Mario Galaxy is as old as Mario 64 was when it came out

>Mario Galaxy is as old as Mario 64 was when it came out.

Didn't someone on Sup Forums make the exact same comic but with Sunshine?

>Littleral Reddit meme
Just go back.

>It's a been a decade since we've had a proper 3d Mario

Odyssey come and save me from this hell

>so old he goes from black to white

First Asscreed is 10 years old
Ragnarok is 15 years
Haruhi is over 10 years old
911 is over 15 years ago
Even fucking PS4 is 5 years old

>PS4 is 5 years old
I'm gonna be 40 before I know it at this rate.

Deus Ex is only a year older than Halo CE. Considering how people call it retro in modern day, Halo isn't much less retro than that game. It's 16 years old
16 years before Halo the NES was released.

>PS4 is five years old

w-what?

>tfw have just over a year left before I achieve wizardhood

Kingdom Hearts came out over 15 years ago.

>PS4 is 5 years old

>Haruhi is over 10 years old
>Endless Fucking Eight is E I G H T years old
What the fuck is going on? I could've sworn that was only like three years ago. How the fucking hell. It felt like I was saying "Haruhi S2 when?! Haruhi S2 when?!" For a fucking decade and now someone's telling me it was only three years?

>ps4 is 5 years old.

N-NANI??????????

2013 was 4 years ago...

no it's 10. mario 64 was 11.

dont forget galaxy 2 anyway

ps4 is almost 4 years old

>we're closer to 2020 than we are to 1990

Is this why cartoons don't have lighting of any kind anymore

PS4 is only 4 this year, actually.

The Wii U came out 5 years ago this November, however.
Halo 3 turned 10 a few weeks ago.
BioShock is 10.
Mass Effect 1 is 10.
The Dark Knight will be 10 next year.
Evangelion is 22 as of a few days ago.

Welcome to ageing, kids. Spoilers: your perception of time's passage accelerates as you get older. Look forwards to turning your back for a second and suddenly realizing the PS4 was 15 years ago.

t. genuine old man watching himself grow older before his own eyes

More like closer to 2030

I forget, is it 30 or 40 for wizardhood?

>we're closer to 2030 than we are to 2000

30.
the only magical power awaiting you is the power of realizing you actually CAN be more miserable than you are right now

>the dark knight will be 10
w-what?
wait a second, blue rescue team came out 12 years ago?
what the fuck
I don’t even play it anymore, but how the fuck is league of legends 8 years old?

>he didn't get his magical powers
I bet you touched a girl, faggot.

>how the fuck is league of legends 8 years old?
It just is, man. Time's arrow marches ever onward.

h-haha yeah that's probably it
I fucking wish

>when Mario 64 came out it was 0 years old
>Mario Galaxy is 21 years old
>0 = 21

Yep, this math checks out

>Total Annihilation came out 20 years ago
fucking hell man

Brah, you got it homie, if my ugly ass can find some booty on Tinder, you can to

I don't know, man. I'm already pretty miserable and maybe suffering is part of what enables one to perform magic. Jesus, Buddha, Joseph Smith; all these saviory, prophety, holy men types gave up the best things in life.
Gone through 26 years, haven't lain with a woman yet.

"The period of cannibalism is therefore by no means over and done with; on the contrary, the motives which are con- tinually weakening the thin partition between discrimination and cannibalism are on the increase, and so the development of a new cannibalism is becoming inevitable. The reasons behind it are certainly different from the previous ones, but nonetheless in the last analysis they have to be evaluated as a con- sequence of original cannibalism. Overpopulation and world hunger will play an important role in this. But before these times come mankind will live through alarming and inex- plicable happenings. So-called civilized, well-brought-up people will eat their own fellow men, often their own friends, without being able to say why. Their subconscious will cause them to do so, and humanity can be certain that this will be the precur- sor of a new period of cannibalism which will recur for various reasons and to achieve various purposes.

>the first Guitar Hero came out 12 years ago

>Christ's cruxification happened 2017 years ago

Are you fucking dumb?
I bet you saw a blue and black dress instead of a white and gold one, too.

>reddit meme
How do you know? It sounds like you're from there as well.

NO!

>we are the amount of time from 2042 as we are from 1992

>t.redditor

It doesn't work that way retard.

>he didn't use his powers to become the little magical girl

That's when he was born, moron.

No, Christ's crucifixion was around 36 years after that. You're probably in the camp that thinks A.D. stands for "After Death" or something.
It stands for "Anno Domini", which is Roman for "In the year of our Lord"

actually it was 1984 years ago

God's blood, you two are so dumb. Jesus Christ did not become THE Lord when he was birthed. Just like Neo in the Matrix, he only became The One in his second life. Following his crucifixion and his resurrection, the Lord Jesus Christ was born.

that explains everything

2010 was seven years ago
it seems obvious but what the fuck

>Ragnarok is 15 years

Nani?!

Not him, but... eh, what's the point, then?

MUH BOOGIE MAN

Having sex I guess

What the fuck do you think super mario 3d world was?

>The Dark Knight will be 10 next year.
Wait what?

Remember 2012 when the world was going to end!

Isn't that the birth of America?

>Skyrim came out 8 years ago

The Dark Knight came out in July of 2008. It'll be 10 next year.
I still remember when my Dad got opening day tickets.

In some ways I really believe it was the end and we're just slowly spiraling into hell

>1990 was 37 years ago

Ah no, don't worry we have a new end of the world date now, this one is sure to be right, September 23rd 2017...... oh wait.

THE NEXT ONE FOR SURE GUYS

Doom was released 8 years before Halo CE. HL2 was released 3 years after CE. That was 13 years ago.

I wish those fuckers would stop lying to me, I've been waiting for years.

user, I think you might be having a stroke.

So why do the other 3d mario games not count exactly?

>Vice City came out 15 years ago.

But if beware the batman had its guns removed because of the dark knight shooting that would imply that beware the batman is almost 9 years old at least.

>You moved to the east coast 5 years ago, but it's time to go home

>dark knight shooting
That was Rises, which came out in 2012.

Oh right. I always get those movies confused.

Smash Melee is older now than Ice Climbers was when Melee came out.

Good thing to. If rises was 10 years old baneposting would be as well
>baneposting is 5 years old

>October 8th
wasnt it just march couple weeks ago?

Baneposting is old enough to be in kindergarten.

>baneposting is 5 years old
>Sup Forums is such a creatively bankrupt trash board that they still haven't moved on

>loss is 10 years old

There are Neopets that are now old enough to legally post on Sup Forums

In a four years, Sup Forums will be old enough to post on Sup Forums

They moved on to sneed posting.

>i was born 12 years ago
what is this?

Why the hell did that become a meme anyway

>Halo 3 turned 10 a few weeks ago

Fuck dude. I still remember the crazy hype around that game. Even the director of the school band would tease me about Halo because he knew I was into games.

Little did he know I played along with him but only cared about Smash Brothers Brawl releasing that December.

>Deus Ex is only a year older than Halo CE
Christ, Deus Ex aged like milk

Sneed. Seed and Feed. Chuck. Suck... and FUCK!

is this really an effect of age? or could it be a side effect of the routine of wage labor?

October 10th, 2007

It's just aging in general. That's why when you were a child a fifteen minute timeout felt like hours but now fifteen minutes fly by before you even notice you've been taking a shit for that long.

Post em if ya got em lads.

Year 2k was more hype.

You and me both, kid. Who wants to actually interact with a stranger to the point you want to fuck them? Eh.

You mean you become a born again Christian?

>or could it be a side effect of the routine of wage labor?
Lad, the neet life won't save you from getting old.

If anything, both ways will make time pass just as fast.

All of those games are shit

I dunno man, the gameplay in 9/11 was something to never forget.

Noice.
I would've had Primeval Warrior but I saw TF2 on the boxart and thought "that looks dumb and like The Incredibles" even though I love the incredibles
I was not a bright child

PS4 only feels new because everyone's still waiting for it to get good exclusives

Thats how I feel for the entire generation.

Yeah but PS4 was the one that was mentioned, but nothing has any good exclusives these days. Just a generation earlier there were fucking tons of exclusives, and reasons to argue, like PS3 having free online. Now the biggest argument for exclusives is BloodBourne or Cup Head

I beat portal 1 with a ball mouse