Simple Samass thread

Let's settle this now. Did she have a fat ass in Zero Mission? Are you in the yes or no camp? Which camp is biggest on Sup Forums?

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It's fat and also noticably flabby.

Holy shit she's literally perfect in the middle. With a nice color contrast.

What's the difference?

I agree, the middle one could be one of the best 2D artworks in vidya history

Difference is that it looks fat because it's huge and all soft looking, it looks a bit flabby because it sags.

It's sort of amazing how there are people so autistic you can immediately discern them, while anonymous, on fucking Sup Forums.

I agree with your first point, but how does it sag?

Do Chozos like big butts?

It's obvious on right pic. Look at her left ass cheek on middle pic

Is this the Sybb thread?

Why would they? They were fucking bird people.

I guess you're referring to the creasing lines where her butt cheeks meet her thighs?

>They were fucking bird people.
Doesn't mean they would necessarily have shit taste. Don't be so racist user.

Yes. The more protounding those lines are, the more the ass hangs

This one and this one too:

I still don't understand what Samus's big butt has to do with the Chozo?

OK, you do have a point. Her ass is just too big, hahaha

Right on time Sybb, you keep a pretty tight schedule. Report and hide.

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when will he fucking die?

>people actually legit post in a thread made by a man so outrageously autistic even gamefaqs has a dedicated wiki page to shitting on him

Then again he has so many proxies these could literally all be samefag posts.

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Yes, she had a fat ass in ZM and we've been over this countless times already. Stop it FFS

>tfw he's been doing this for literally years, almost every day
>you can identify his posts immediately

Any post that contains the word "flabby" or "sag" is Sybb. Lord I have been here too long.

He also has an autistic friend who is obsessed over Princess Peach's ass.

People rarely talk about why it looks fat, though.

>friend

That's him too. He spergs about that shit on his gamefaqs profile. Someone like Sybb very obviously has no friends, and probably never has.

THEN WHO ARE THEY user?

Another factor is horizontal curving. If it's perfectly round side to center it's probably pretty fat. It it's concave instead it's very muscular and quite lean.

Himself. I really, honestly don't think you quite understand the caliber of autism we're dealing with here.

I don't know who's more sad, the ass autist who has been doing this for years or the dox autist who spends every minute of his time looking for stuff Sybb does.

And yes, you're just one person since there were 7 IDs at your first post. And with your latest post, it's still just 7 IDs. You sad subhuman piece of trash.

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Fuck off back to gamefaqs Sybb.

I will now provide evidence to the court to PROVE beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Miss Aran does indeed have 'junk in the trunk' Behold! Exhibit A! As you can see, Miss Aran is already stretching her suit with a slightly poochy tummy, and with a wide hip circumference her ass would likely be of size to match.

Does she have a fat ass?
No.
Does this mean her ass is instantly terrible?
No.
She's got an ass, but not a fat ass.
I'd still let her sit on my face.

Is this the same guy that was the Other M poster?

It's just too big to not be fat IMO

>dox
It's all publicly available information he himself has posted.

Which one?

No matter what the conversation was about in a metroid thread he would come in with some "Well the thing about Other M is blah blah" and then just keeps making post complaining about a game no one was talking about until everyone leaves the thread.

Moving on, Exhibit B showcases a direct close view of Miss Aran's ass. Note the curvature of the cheeks, pressed into her slutty, form fitting latex-fet-ahem- Combat Zero suit. Were the Zero suit not there to hold up her cheeks, this would easily pass for booty territory.

Nah that's ACfag, different beast.

>fanart

My definition of a "fat ass" is one with some cellulite. The kinda ass you can get lost in.
Maybe I just like my girls a little bigger, but I don't think Samus has a "fat ass", at least, not by my definition

>using anime fan art to make a point
Never fail me, Sup Forums

I miss when ACfag actually posted AC pics

You'll have your time in court, Defense, I still have the Stand. Lastly for the Jury's consideration, I present a 3D modled recreation of Miss Aran, taken both from existing archive footage, and eyewitness accounts to create a true to life 1:1 recreation of Miss Aran and her prodigious posterior.

Ah OK. We just have different definitions, then. Maybe you would use the word plump to describe Samus's ZM ass? Or do you think it looks firm?

Isn't spam against the rules?

I mean it's the same shit every day, the same OP images, the same strawpoll, the same posts, pretty much always at the same time.

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>the fact that votes are pretty much 50/50 at all

Tasteless.

>tfw an ass this perfect could not exist in the real world without being fake

Tasteless?

It's clearly fat

poll doesn't agree

Why would anyone ever think any of this is good for discussion of the series?

Sybb has ass autism and has been obsessing over them for over 15 years.

>anyone

It's literally just 1 person.

What makes it so they want to destroy the reputation of a series? It's a fetish and they have no self control or self awareness?

I've seen plenty of other series get dumped on by several different people on Sup Forums.