You're in the VR club and this girl slaps your girlfriend's ass

>You're in the VR club and this girl slaps your girlfriend's ass
What do you do?

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question whatever life choices led me to a VR club.

>You're in the VR club and this girl(male) slaps your girlfriend's(male) ass
ftfy

futa =/= male

>The real little girl is a cockblock

Fuck off

VR grab her VR hair and start VR forcing her to VR deepthroat my VR cock while my VR girlfriend virtually teases my VR nipples.

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>find Iris_ai
>apply hug
>laugh at stupid bitch not realizing i was merel pretneindg
>take Iris_ai home
>let the headpatting commence

I need this in my life

>Implying I have a girlfried

Nigga if we're in VR, I am the girl, so she's slapping ME on the ass

Banish her to the Lego World

/toy/ please go

load my avatar with 80 dynamic bones

sonic go find a house to stay in already

Start head patting her

This shit is funny every single time.

So this is Second Life but anime?

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not exactly, but MDD models are very popular

I only do it if it's a boy on boy

fuck real life girls

tell her Unreal is the better engine

Obligatory

stop posting my waifu

convey my feelings through music
youtube.com/watch?v=R2-GuDJFCxk

Going to drop the autism VR webms

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>What do you do?
Nothing, nobody will know since there's no sense of touch

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last one I got

Over the line

/r/ing the cuck VR ones

I want to be the first person to die from malnutrition from headpatting in VR 50 hours straight.

You're(futa) in the VR club and this girl(futa) slaps your girlfriend's(futa) ass
ftfy

>not being the girl(female) in the middle of a futa on female sandwich
ishiggydiggy

One of the few cases when it's better without sounds

>not being the futa in the middle of a futa on futa sandwich
ishiggydiggy

Are people fucking each other in this yet?

>futa on female sandwich
Glorious.
>mfw I still fap to that madoka doujin where gets sandwich'd

>person with a dick fucking another person with a dick
nigga thats gay as AIDS

>implying
Futa on futa is objectively the straightest form of pornography viewable.

>2 dicks
Wrong, futa on female is the straightest since there is only 1 dick involved

Wrong, futa on futa is mathematically the straightest form of porn viewable by definition.

Nigga you like dicks, you're mathematically the gayest thing in existance.

Wrong again. Futa on futa has more dick than normal male on female porn and thus is gayer whereas futa on female futa on female has two female bodies and only one dick.

>projection
>lack of arguments
What an odd way to concede and come out the closet, faggot.

I don't know, slap their ass too?

Wrong again.
Let's use a scale to determine how homosexual or not homosexual types of pornography would make a person be if they were to be sexually attracted to.
0 would be standard heterosexual porn.
1 would be homosexual porn of the same sex as the viewer.
-1 would be homosexual porn of the opposite sex as the viewer, as it is essentially is absolute sexual attraction to a sex that is not the same.
Hermaphrodites make up 1.7% of the world population, and for the sake of convenience, let's have the remaining 98.3% be evenly split between males and females, which would be 49.15%.
Finding the average would be adding -1 multiplied by the percentage converted to a standard decimal it would be absolutely not gay to, 0 multipled by the percentage it would be straight to (which means we can ignore this equation as 0 x anything = 0) and 1 multiplied by the percentage of the population it would be homosexual to then divided by 100 to find where it lands on the scale.
Yuri and Gay porn would be gay to females or males respectively, and not gay to hermaphrodites and the opposite sex.
-49.15 + -1.7 + 49.15 = -1.7
-1.7 / 100 = -0.017
Futa on male and Futa on female would be straight to the sexes involved and absolutely not gay to the sex not involved.
-49.15 + 0 + 0
= -49.15 / 100
= -0.4915
Heterosexual porn would be -0.017
Futa on futa is absolute not gay to female and males, and gay to hermaphrodites
=-49.15 + -49.15 + 1.7
= 96.6 / 100
= -0.966
Ergo futa on futa is the straightest porn on average.

Your math falls apart because futa is a sex and two people from the same sex fucking is the definition of gay.

Except it doesn't, because we're talking about pornography and by that logic a man is a homosexual if he masturbates to yuri.

You can't just establish that a futa counts as male to femalse and female to males.
If it has a female body but male reproductive organs it's not 100% the opposite gender thus it would Male or Female on futa would only be 75% straight because you have 2 parties: 1 being 100% one gender, the other only being 50% of one gender thus futa on male or female is definitly gayer than just straight male on female.

Well it's a good thing I established futas as hermaphrodites, which aren't male or female then, and homosexuality by same sex attraction. :^)

instantly fall in love

nigga the viewer's orientation was never part of the argument, yuri is homosexual but a guy watching it isn't, just like futa on futa is homosexual but the viewer isn't (unless they're a futa too)

I claimed that futa on futa is the most heterosexual form of pornography viewable.

I watched this 5 times and still not understand what that pickle looking thing is

and your claim is wrong

go play a racing game and pretend i'm a famous and respected racing driver

Except I literally just mathematically proved it was correct.

It clearly is a snake

I'd dance in her club.

your math is wrong though because you're arguing from the point of a viewer which is subjective, its like saying "male on male porn isn't gay (for female)"

Except it calculates from the point of an average viewer mate.

that's still subjective lad

It's pretty fucking objective considering it uses the literal definition of things.

Its not because it literally varies from person to person, the porn itself is gay but whether the viewer is gay or not for watching depends on that person champ.

Hey that's my wife you're talking about.

And it takes that account by calculating using the entire population and averaging it.
Not sure how this is so hard for you to understand.

So you're saying if all but 2 men died out and everyone else left on earth was a woman, if those 2 guys fucked it wouldn't be gay because they're are more people on earth that wouldn't be gay for watching than there are that would?
That's a fucking stupid argument m8.

>so you're saying some retarded analogy
Should've just gone for a food analogy bud, that was pretty fucking terrible.

And it wouldn't be gay for the majority of the population to view because the majority of the population would be females viewing the opposite sex having sex.
I'm not sure why you find this so hard to comprehend mate.

MY waifu faggot, get your dirty virtual hands off

Two people for the same sex having sex is gay no matter how many of them are in the universe, you should look in a dictionary some time.

You should learn reading comprehension some time.
>A man viewing lesbian sex is not homosexual
>BUT LESBIAN SEX IS HOMOSEXUAL

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it's like you're a broken record
>but yuri is gay
>yes but i'm saying that a man viewing yuri isn't gay by definition
>but its gay

thank you xer

>stated posts ago that isn't about whether that viewer is gay or not but the porn itself
>BUT ITS NOT GAY BECAUSE I'M NOT THE SAME SEX AS THE PEOPLE IN THE PORN
Maye you should take your own advice.

>There's actually someone autistic enough in this thread right now, thats trying to argue whats gay and what isn't
>There's someone autistic enough to reply to him every time
Got to love these kinds of threads and how they totally are VIDEO GAMES.

>stated posts ago i've been talking about viewing porn
>continues to argue and make retarded analogies about something completely different
sasuga retard

wew lad

>greeeeeeeeeeeeeen
>greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
whiiiiiiiiiiiiiite

wait so is it an IA or a real player? the headpatted girl

does it matter?

What an odd way to concede :^)

PICKLE RICK

As far as I know it's just a chatroom with VR avatars so I assume it's also a player. Almost makes me want to buy a set. Almost.

Not really, the way you gave up was textbook.

I'm just curious on the tech side, it looks pretty advanced to be AI

you don't need a vr headset for vrchat

although it does make it better

How do you change facial expression in these VR Chat Rooms? I was thinking it'd be something similar to that facerig software where a webcam recognizes your expression but that wouldn't work if you're standing in the middle of a room with phat VR goggles on your face.

You two, shut up and make up.

>N-no you gave up not me
Whatever makes you feel better

rant to her about how disgusting lesbians are

also dump your gf because boys are better

i see, looks fun

>stuttering
>i win because i said so
Do you need a hug?

>n-no you lost n-not me because i said you gave up
:^)

>n-n-n-no y-y-y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-lost n-n-n-n-n-not m-m-m-m-m-m-me
(^:

>n-n-no u
:^)

You won