A Hat in Time

Why is it so fun? Even the world is charming.

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get lost devs

NUDE MOD WHEN

When you kill yourself pedo scum

>shilling your shit game this hard
lol

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I FUCKING LOVE SNATCHER

yes

epic, simply epic

Literally a fucking game for 12 year olds.

anyone know if its possible to run in 21:9?

How do I melt the ice to get the paintings in the third world? Do I need a hat or something?

from reading most threads, no it's not

pick up a cherry from the ground, walk close to one of those ghost-worms. They will possess the cherry and make it explode

Anyone here knows if it's possible to move the text inside of the textboxes up or down?
I'm using ultrawide and after changing the resolution to match mine in the config files the position of those texts is outside of the textboxes.
it's hard to read.

I just want to see this pic on every Hat in Time thread.

Now that the dust has settled we can all agree that the game is incomplete as fuck, extremely short, glitchy and unpolished, and not worth the money. It's only worth playing if you pirate it (drive.google.com/file/d/0B87x9ZC6fz3_ZVU5YUhfcngzS0U/view) considering it's over in like 5 hours, 8 hours if you go for the 100%.

And it's not even that charming, for the most part it's just weird as fuck, it tries to be Psychonauts but fails on every level.

Devs I know you're here, the 2 star and the 3 star dweller's masks are switched. When equiping one, you equip the other. This goes for both of them.

Has anybody found a hat for the time stopping hat? I've finished the game and got almost all tokens (with the exception of those who fell into oblivion never to be seen again (ty devs good job) but still haven't got a hat for it

ahegao porn when

Not a dev, but I finished the game 100% and I did find the game a bit rough around the edges in some parts, but not to this extenct. What excatly was so poor to you?

>Devs I know you're here

Devs, if you actually are here, can you please explain to me why am I supposed to pay TWENTY EIGHT FUCKING EUROS for a blatantly incomplete, unpolished, short, and amateurish attempt such as this one? Also you promised 5 huge worlds, and that's a lie because the 5th world is not huge, in fact it can't even be classified as a world.

This is barely worth wasting the time if you pirate it. Should have costed 5€ at most. And don't give me shit about
>hurr """"""""""free""""""""" DLC
because if you make this shit cost about as much as a retail PS4 game then you're obviously making me pay for all the upcoming DLC (more like shit we couldn't put in the game because we're a bunch of faggots).

>cut 3rd Manor floor
>can't ride on fireworks
>can't swim underwater anymore
>not enough coins in a game about collecting stuff
Devs, pls fix.

>why am I supposed to pay
You are not obliged to do that, you know. Nobody cares about you.

honestly, I prefer indie shills over pubgay shills anyday

As a huge fan of this game, Jonas Kaerlev should put this post in a frame in his room and stare at it for 30 minutes before going to sleep every night for the next one year.

Leave it to Shadman.

I am so fucking mad at overhyped kikestarter trash games such as these. All of them are completely overhyped shit that if it came out on the PS2 wouldn't get above 6/10 and most people would shit on them. All of these games are full of cut content, unfulfilled promises, incomplete, poorly developed, unpolished and derivative turdlets that NEVER EVER deliver on what they promised.

Take this latest flavor of the week memegame, this one promised 5 huge worlds but delivered 4 medium sized worlds and a boss level, and on top of that is glitchy and unpolished as fuck, and it's so derivative, it rips off Sunshine and Psychonauts shamelessly. I'm not sure about you but this kind of shit only reminds me of far better games and makes me question why I'm degrading my brain into playing this derivative trash.

didn't this come out for ps4? shit ain't available here in germany

You'd have to be full retard to not pirate it. A link has been posted above for the crackless gog version. This game easily runs on integrated graphics.

they just said Q4

I'm considering playing this game because of this pic alone.

tl;dr

Literally takes me an hour at work to pay for this game that entertains me for multiple hours. Maybe that's not the same for you. What do you spend your money on that makes it so you can't afford negligible vidya prices?

>full of cut content, unfulfilled promises, incomplete, poorly developed, unpolished and derivative turdlets that NEVER EVER deliver on what they promised.
first time playing a game?

Besides I don't think it could be possible to disable the obnoxious depth of field on the PS4 version, on PC you can by editing the configuration ini file.

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RAVIOLI RAVIOLI

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>still no GOG

DONT FUCK THE HAT LOLI

>even the world is charming
Is that supposed to be an honest compliment? That's kind of the expectation with this genre. Where's the magnet link at?

op is a faggot that hates videogames he never played in his entire life, so basically the average Sup Forums user.

PIRATEFAG LINK HERE
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The artistry that goes into those ears is sublime

So, where the fuck are the developer commentary, co op mode (how the fuck would this even work), 6th and 7th chapters, new game + and all the additional tunes?

Why do people keep falling for the kike starter meme?

>one shitty Grant Memehope melody costs 15000

Stop posting the one with Shad cancer.

Get a job, faggot. By which I obviously mean, stop being underage and get a job, faggot.

>tfw my favorit game is a kickstarter game
>tfw its never been posted on Sup Forums
>tfw the devs are not faggots

Feels good actually backing something that turned out good and not something like A Hat in Time and Meme-Leyley

Thanks I love dolphin porn

>tfw can't draw

I would love to draw countless pictures of hat kid being fucked and degraded in the most painful and demeaning ways possible, and I would draw her enjoying the fuck out of it too.

The only way I can justify buying this shit is by autismbux, I would never spend my hard earned money on this shit.

>I have no money.
>Because I'm underage.
Fixed.

I think they simply ran out of ideas for stretch goals

Post the original then

where the hell did this game come from

How could they not think of actually investing some of the money on polishing the damn game, or just get the fucking game out with all the promised content for a fair price.

Tunes are unlockables for rift coins
2 Chapters coming out as free DLCs
Co-op mode is split screen (lan/internet is implied but unconfirmed), partner plays as a new kid, comes out with DLCs.

Kikestarter obviously.

because money

whats this game all about and why are people talking about it? thanks in advance foryour help

Latest flavor of the week kickstarted memegame that rips off Mario 64 and Psychonauts, starring a lewd little girl.

I do not understand the hype with Grant and his music. David Wise was the real talent at Rare and has proven himself to still make great stuff to this day. Grant just sounds so homogeneous.

>muh mature games for mature gamers
Get lost.

>rips off Mario 64

Not gonna lie, Mario 64 is the worst collectathon in my opinion

why is she so [spoiler/]____Cute___[/spoiler]

why to fuck it up...

Not him, but that was clearly intended to meme retards like you

>hat in time
>her hat cant even tell the time

>I was only pretending
ok

I honestly think it was just his time on Game Grumps that put him on the map again in recent years. Never heard anyone talk about him before that.

>How could they not think of actually investing some of the money on polishing the damn game
This might blow your fucking mind, but what if that's exactly what they did with the clear, huge gap between the cost of the song and $15,000

Dumb cunt

>Here's a half-finished game with a level editor so you can do our jobs for us.
>Give us money.

deal with it

If you give a timepiece to moustache girl at the end are you locked out of 100% for good? redid the last mission to see if it was that but its still at 39. Every level is cleared too.

Plump little pussy

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So what the fuck do I do now?
I unlocked the finale but I've only beaten second chapter and I'm locked out for Mafia Town race.
Also 3rd chapter beaten everything but missing some level and can't unlock the final chapter for it.

Name it, shill.

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Wander around chapter 3 and look for dark tendrils in the ground forming a circle. Stand in the center and greet snatcher chan

>A SHAD IN TIME

Its a digital card/board game, with yaks

Im not gonna directly shill it, thats fucking gay

more like a shit in time

>Be Reddit
>Take credit for someone else's work

EVERY TIME

>Sup Forums content yet again ends up on reddit

ALERT THE PRESSES

Queen Vanessa was a dumb bitch

That's not a first person shooter

What a weird tangent to go off on.

>relic finder shows one in the cave in mafia beach
>cant see any entrance apart from the cannons that you cant stop with

I don't understand.

looks like a $10 game not a $30 game

enjoy your failed sales numbers, game

>out on PS4 October 5
Where?
Looking everywhere on the store, can't find it.

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Should I be playing this with a controller or will my mouse and keyboard work fine?

I just 100%d the game with mouse and keyboard, no issues there.

>playing a platformer with a mouse and keyboard
Kill yourself

There's a crate down from there, with a graffity outline and arrows around it. Break it with brewing hat, crawl into a tunnel.