Sup Forums in a nutshell

>Sup Forums in a nutshell

Sure. Your faggot dad left these over my house btw

Is it the /virgincore/ sneakers or how fat he obviously is?

>He wears sneakers at all
Hello manchild!

most of my fat is in my stomach. so it's baggy shirts and other outerwear even in the heat.

slick af

i hope Sup Forums doesn't wear autism shoes

Why are New Balance sneakers worn exclusively by autists and virgins, bros?

because thats the kind of shoes their parents bought them when they were young

because they're the most 'neutral' shoes brand out there. perfect for someone who doesn't want to draw attention to themselves, someone who wants to look average.

>those bootcuts
Fuck sake man

Wrong shoe

Like I leave my house long enough to need shoes

On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being '80s thrash metal and 10 being nu-metal wigger, how tight do you wear your jeans, Sup Forums?

I prefer wearing boots like these.

0 because I don't wear jeans

Those are dad shoes

congrats, you win the "biggest faggot in this thread" award

It's in the starter kit, like Sonic

Jeans are kikewear. I don’t.

>It's a highschool /fa/ggot thread

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I haven't worn jeans for years.
>he doesn't have a job that requires him to wear a suit
lol

>he owns Shorts
Embarrassing

>dad shoes
?

so what shoes are you supposed to wear then, vans or hiking boots or boots? i go into the shoe stores for men and its all just althletic shit or old man shoes (or sandals or flip flops or vans)

>4B25718A-03E8-4963-B98B-5(...).jpg
Why do all the shitposts have filenames like these lately?

oh wow, I won something finally

I wear slim cuts. Tried on skinnies and they were fucked. My major issue is I'm a 28" waist and the smallest sizes I can ever find in cheap jeans is a 30". I only buy expensive chinos or slacks and they tend to have a bigger variety in sizing to allow a more trim fit.

Those are some quality chad pants right there.

Those are numale cunt shoes.

> not working in based IT
> no dress code at all
Bet the jews make you shave, too.

Underage Op took a picture with his phone and uploaded it to Sup Forums.

shillbots literally taking posts from other boards and spamming us with it

>not having shorts


Do you just not go outside or something?

Running shoes are fine for everyday shit. Maybe dress shoes if you work in an office.

Gucci
Or are you a poorfag?

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Uniqlo jeans are pretty stretchy and comfy despite having a tight fit.

who /crocs/ here

i hope no one in this thread wears the autism shorts

So what’s wrong with New Balance anyway? The fact that they’re the whitest running shoe brand?

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I like how it makes my dick stuck to my thigh after a long and sweaty day and me peeling it off after i get home

go buy yourself some chukkas

Skinny or slim. Anything else i look like i wear a parachute.

>I'm a 28" waist

Fuck me I didn't realise Auschwitz was still open. Eat more and start lifting you little runt.

>bought new shoes recently
>size 12E4, put all pressure on the outside of foot
>mfw only Asics fit now, not even New Balance anymore, everything else look like shit with it bulging past the soles/hurt to wear

Its a curse, at least autism shoes are comfy.

R8.

I actually threw out my NB shoes because of this website, as well as my cargo shorts and all of my 5 plain white t-shirts. Probably for the best anyway

Back to /fit/ gayboy.

*bullies you*

Why yes, it is filled with persistent shitposters, reposting the same off-topic threads 24/7.
How astute of you.

I'm a 5'7 megamanlet who just dropped from a 42" waist while lifting, getting there cunt.

>he doesn't have a great rapport with a sales associate who knows deals and your taste
What are you expecting if you don't plan on spending at least $250 per shoe.

Cargo shorts have nothing to do with autism. It just means you need to carry shit in your pockets.

>tfw join the army to fix autism
>they issue me these shoes straightaway
hmm

The virgin slant

Vs

The Chad lean

Personally I think it's the big boring "N" on the side of the shoe. Like, imagine taking off that N and it'll be an acceptable design of a shoe.

I'm not from /fit/. Are you 5'6 or something?

And for me, it's a timeless pair of boots.

>joining the worst branch

Sup Forums does

1-3.

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Vans if you want to be as inoffensively normal as possible.

>rolled up jeans
gross

What an idiotic opinion

>not wearing pic related

it's like you don't even want to look cool

What does the N stand for?

Hi MFA

Nigger

I have to wear these in the military and goddamn I despise them.

He's got
petite feet, feminine step
Sounds like a lady
when he's walkin' in the room

>t. Fagforce

I feel like he meant the cargos with that belt, but he probably didn't.

tfw Sup Forums will never be /fa/shionable

You would have to kill me to get me in shorts. I've been to the desert, the rain forest, East coast, West coast.

Short pants are literally for babies

I hate jeans but I have like 3 pairs of pants and one of them happens to be jeans.

>not wearing suits everyday

Are you implying that nazi uniforms are not cool?

I heard americans don't wear slippers indoors
is this true?

but they're so comfortable

nah i was saying you're not cool for not wearing them

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Mine are pretty tight but no so tight i look like a twink faggot trying out for peter pan.

What’s your reasoning

Army is 2nd best for bennies. Air force is #1 for bennies/being lazy and Navy is in its own category for paying you to go port to port high on mushrooms. Army is max comfy once you finish basic

Getting there.

The school shooter force 1's

Those are sandals?

This tight. I don't want to commit to skinny jeans. But I don't want them to be baggy either.

I wear these. Comfy af.

Skinny stretch feels so good. They also accentuate my big-ass fucking calves

>british schoolchild in the 60s chic

I was in the Marines. Whenever we dealt with the Army they had the best gear, best food, etc. but they were the faggiest and had the most women.

how do i achieve bush aesthetic, /fa/v/?

Youll either look like a stupid cunt or a good looking cunt dressing like that. I knew someone who would wear a button up shirt and chinos with dress shoes every day, the problem was he looked like he had one of those faces that has no chin and a receding hairline, no amount of /fa/ can fix a shitty face.

If you wear these kys

>redbrown clownshoes with dark pants, a black backpack and black watch band

this is what happens when people are reading about a certain look without understanding it

Do you think everyone is looking at you when you wear shorts, too? I hate that! I'll never wear those retarded half pants, they're for idiots and show offs!

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