ONII CHAN! BUY ME BIDEO GEIMU!

ONII CHAN! BUY ME BIDEO GEIMU!

[SPOILER]NO TURN BASED GEIMU!

dumb hamsterposter

Umaru was the worst meme. Chaika was better.

post more hamsters

someone post the san andreas webm

dumb weebshit poster

>I post Umaru

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>Umaru was the worst meme
>was
Oh you poor fool. You're in for a hard time.

Best girl

When does the new season start?

Correct

Indeed. TSF!

hahahahah cuuuuuute xDD
worst bitch

Dumb ratposter.

Tomorrow

Umaru is the best anime of the past 10 years

Umaru has some vidya tips for you

never ever ever ever.

Can't wait for the shit posting. Dumb wojacks are getting stale, but Umaru still makes people mad years later.

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Why does Le Hamster Girl radiate so much "Reddit" compared to other anime characters? Is it her fault, or the fault of her cancerous fans?

ironic redditor weebs hate umaru though

>I hate Umaru

why would you want a hamster when you can have this NEET Christmas cake instead?

>I don't

A hamster girl falls in love with her oniichan.

Unable to confess, Umaru Doma is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's other phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls Taihei Doma, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to her oniichan, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression on his bespectacled face. After some investigation, she finds out that the big bro she called is not the same big bro she fell in love with. In fact, this Taihei doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with his sister as well, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CORA and JUMPU.

>I like Umaru

FINDS

Umaru is cute and has a lot of love in her even if she is demanding at times. You are just meanies.

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please stop posting, you're genuinely starting to piss me off

This one?

Because Ebina already wins.

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you

Why is this anime's score on MyAnimeList so low?

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>heartburn
>from a cake

They're also eating fried chicken.

>GEIMU
geemu*

because edgy teens only like sexualized garbage

looks like there's chicken too

Let's play with Umaru

Games Umaru approve:
Dark Rose Valkyrie
Ys
Call of Duty
Freedom Wars
Dragon Quest X
Tearaway
Gravity Rush

>BLEEEZE STORP PORINTOIST

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Totally fuck up my spoiledred shitpost, still collect (you)'s and the thread doesn't get deleted

t.OP

Because it's basically just an anime version of Big Bang Theory.

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My dreams for the next 10 years
Umaru Musou
4 more Umaru seasons
Coca-Cola Umaru Vanilla edition

Same problem Watamote has. The main character is kind of unlikeable unless you can enjoy her being shitty.

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>you isn't plural

Umaru abuse thread?

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tfw too intelligent for retard wojak

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Umaru game here the objective is to decrease social link ranks, with Onii Chan's link being the main quest.

makes so much more sense now
shes literally sheldon and only people who like her are fucking retarded and most likely think rick and morty S3 wasnt trash

whats are some games with nice hamsters

im too intelligent to fall for your ruse

>Hey user! Buy my game! again!

here's hoping I get the one with a penis

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Likes video games
likes junk food
spoiled but with a good heart
Feels good about spending 12h a day on the internet

Is umaru /our girl/ ?

>Likes video games
>Good heart

Two things Sup Forums can never have.

>good heart

lmao

ruin my laifu