Thoughts?
Samus
Nice bulge.
When will people finally realize that [Colorized] has never looked good?
wtf. metroid is a girl?
yes she is
I want to fuck floofy hair
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floof is for headpats
I'd rather remodel her dickhole
That's dangerous
Why? Because she might enjoy it?
>she will never have green hair and a leotard ever again
Eternally sad about that.
Wow this is such bigotry right here
We all know Samus is a 600 pound black transsexual. Stop polluting this great franchise with your racist, sexist and transphobic head canon
is that an official statuette or a homemade sculpting?
samus the best
Fuck if I know it's probably just a custom of an existing statue.
Good news
Glad to see that, but what about the super Metroid bikini?
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>Samus will never carry you in her arms
>recolouring of the Zero Suit
It's nice to see a nod to it but it's just not the same. Like seeing Claire in her RE2 outfit but the shorts are blue.
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off-topic and gay
>Samus
>Puffy Areola
But I JUST finished fapping
fit girls are cute
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cute puffy muscles
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can you stop with the zss shit?
REMODEL
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remodel her what into what?
nope
>Topic is about Samus
>Gets mad someone posts Samus
???
Is she only allowed to wear her suit or gym wear?
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it's about Samus, not about ZSS
Isn't it plainly obvious?
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No that wasn't said in the OP
same thing
never stop friend it keeps me going
salut
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stop forever, it's really annoying
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Haha guys I'm just pretending to hate ZSS
you are welcome to use the hide feature or visit another thread
keep going for a lil while, it's really appreciated
How is SR?
You are welcome to get out of my thread and never enter another thread that's dedicated to Samus as opposed to ZSS
unrightfully so
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Think its comfy in the suit?
should have made an OP that was different then
I sure hope so, especially when it's all curled up
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besides, ZSS /is/ samus, its what she is now
I'm not responsible for your lack of common sense.
Do you go around spamming Tifa in Bloodborne threads?
she is a sexy girl who loves being looked at
>black is white
>left is right
>up is down
>freedom is slavery
>ZSS is Samus
>equating tifa in bloodborne to samus in metroid
yes, my man, you heard him right. Zero Suit Samus IS Samus, atleast 1/3 of it is, maybe more.
poor sexy samus it must get lonely in space
No, I'm equating Tifa in Bloodborne to ZSS is Super Metroid.
Is spouting fallacies another hobby of yours?
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but this topic isn't about super metroid specifically
OP image is just samus and one word
here she is in smash looking like a playboy bunny
>Zero Suit Samus IS Samus
That's ZSS, not samus.
The topic features a picture of Samus, the protagonist of Super Metroid.
You've got your shit all confused.
i bet she secretly wants to be a huge tart
same person
but this look is better
here, i've drawn a diagram for you.
totally samus
>ZSS is still samus in that image cause its inside of it
:^)
stupid sexy samus reporting in
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>you will never be Samus
get to posting then!
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im actually low on images and kinda sleepy so i'll finish with my fav clean image of all time
>the redditor gets hard
I like Samus.
Could I have the sauce?
she has feather pubes
It looks like she got slapped on the right butt cheek. I LOVE IT
When the line between autism and shitposting blurs
Zero Suit Samus is the only Samus we need and or want.
That Samus is literal perfection, a type of woman that ZSSfags cannot understand.
>ATTENTION!!! Don't give heel too much height!
Oh, if only that poor artist knew...
Post fat Samuses
NORM!!!
What does mommy samus' armpits taste like?
Where's the diaper?
This isn't /trash/.
>all threads about samus devolve into softcore porn posts
This is why space pirates are better. The hunter is a whooooore!
Anyone have the feeding tube one?
I do!
That isn't Samus. The manga Samus is a damaged /r9k/ space bird girl who could assassinate a country's president ruthlessly and take out armed special service agents effortlessly.