What're your thoughts on the new Ultra Beast Assembly Sup Forums?

What're your thoughts on the new Ultra Beast Assembly Sup Forums?

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DEFENSIVE

ROCK TYPE

I like the design, but the typing is shit. Seems like it should have been a rock/ghost type.

It's Ultra neato

Looks blocky.

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PU trash

>Rock
>steel
INTO THE TRASH YOU GOOOOOO

You wouldn't fuck a Pokemon, right?

The typing is trash. No one will use this.

I guess now we know why they didn't put a national dex in S/M, they were planning to add more things.
>Sun and Moon were literally an incomplete pre-release build

>Not Rock/Ghost or Steel/Ghost.

Will probably be good next to tapu bulu

>Yfw it's a fast special attacker

Just use Trick-or-Treat to make it Rock/Steel/Ghost

Reminds me of that one organism from All Tomorrows

Is this your first pokemon game?

youtube.com/watch?v=WnSt2xztmSw

You mean the naughty humans who got genetically engineered into living bricks by the ayy lmaos?

Human on Pokemon is the purest love

I'll name it
Blockhead

>Rock/Steel

if you climb the four legs a star appears at the center?

Those the ones, yup

>crawling up her dress

one of the few UBs I don't wish never existed.

>Pokemon has quite literally become the South Park meme

Holy shit how the mighty has fallen so low.

cant wait to onehit this shit with focus blast

immediately outclassed

>Rock/Steel
doomed from the start.

MY STAND'S POWER ! !

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I do not know pokemans, why is rock/steel considered shit tier by everyone in this thread?

4x weak to Fighting and Ground
these are bad weaknesses to have.

There are a few of them already.

has a bajillion weaknesses and never the stats to back it up

horrible defensive typing
2x weak to fighting and ground, two of the most common attacking types

its from another dimension ya dingus

4x weak to two of the most common attacking types in the game in competitive (Fighting and Ground) and 2x weak to Water, which is like the fourth most common attacking type

in-game it's actually pretty good but this Pokemon is probably found in the post game

What the fuck are you talking about?

I want to impregnate her

>her

i hope its shiny form turns the bricks brown

So they could fix the typing by specific pokemon a passive ability that removed weakness(or makes immune) to ground and fighting?

Potentially, but it's an Ultra Beast, which means it has Beast Boost.

That'd make it ridiculously broken, considering that'd leave it with only one weakness.
And UB's only have beast boost as an ability

Your best bet would be levitate, which gets rid of the ground weakness, but does jack shit about the fighting one. It has beast boost anyways, so it doesnt really matter.

Swolesquito is the best beast.

Looks cool, but the typing is complete ass.

what is beast boost?

EARTHQUAKED.COM

>kill pokemon
>highest stat gets a 1.5x boost, stacks with itself

Oh Look. Finally a Pokémon off of Jenga.

When you kill something you get a 1.5x boost to your best stat.
Awesome for attacking pokemon that can rack up kills, awful for defensive pokemon that aren't killing shit

>stall

Some assembly is required

What a fucking joke

cute design
oh cool maybe they won't fuck up another defensive Ultra Bea-...
>Rock/Steel
no.

Clown is the best one of them. This thing has a pretty good chance of being OP too with that move

You are joke

pokemon website says that it steals vitality from their prey, so we can most definitely expect life-steal attacks for it too

I mean, at least it isn't Ice/Steel, so it's something?

Where's the UB Burst porn?

Why did Pokemon switch from looking like animals to looking like random inanimate objects?

Still vulnerable to fire

Maybe if I'm lucky it will be a new ghost type one. I know quite a few spooks who would greatly appreciate that

Stop

Super fucking bummed it isn't Rock/Ghost. As a big Aggron fan, Rock/Steel is both boring and utterly shit. The fact that on top of getting a terrible type it got cucked out of a signature move and instead uses fucking IRON DEFENSE is just icing on the cake.

USUM actually look pretty good but all my hype for Assembly is gone.

But I'm not moving

Yeah, fuck these newfangled Pokemon.

Unless this thing has fucking outrageous defenses with solid HP and movepool it's going in the bin

*mach punches u*

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Looks like a Sheikah Guardian

That was pretty much the only one for the first couple of generations. Even Porygon at least looked like a polygonal duck or something.

The Magnemite line is a crab exposed to electromagnetism.

Pokemon Ultra Loli or Pokemon Ultra Milf?

I have not played pokemon in ages, have they added dual type moves yet?

Like a move that is 20 base power, but is like, both fighting and earth, so that if an opposing pokemon is 4x weak to both it does 160 power.

Shit, I forgot about Electrode and Voltorb.

Did they ever explain why they look like Pokéballs, anyway? Like, did they always look like that and when Pokéballs we're invented they were intentionally designed to look like Volt/Elec?

It was minimal. Later gens really clinged onto it hard.
>a fucking keychain

Objectmons are so ugly

Hawlucha has one thats flying/fighting.

No and I hope they never do. That would add a whole new level of autism to the meta that is not needed

nigga shut your mouth

LMAO

Sorta, but not how you're thinking exactly
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Flying_Press_(move)

Magneton is great you fucking pleb.

Ultra Beasts have very weird designs and a very silly-sounding battle theme
I like them

Klefki is based on a yokai that steals keys

Exeggcute are not eggs

Those are seeds
SEEDS
S E E D S

They're plant seeds that resemble eggs, you dumb motherfucker.

Only genwun is allowed to do that

>Awesome alien design
>Rock/Steel
>Will likely be a mixed wall with shit health
>Will likely have no recovery
WHY GAMEFREAK?

>not a fairy type
wasted opportunity there GF

You know that animals hatch out of eggs, right? At least eggs are organic things, I'd take a whole gen of egg Pokemon over another fucking keychain or sword.

It's called ExEGGcute not ExSEEDcute

Gonna need an image of this yokai.

Epik

Someone post the pasta about how klefki is the perfectly designed pokemon.