What would you do if you had his powers?

What would you do if you had his powers?

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I'd throw that shit on a cute bitch and touch myself.
You know there will be more saying the same thing

I would JUMP UP IN THE SKY

I'd throw the hat on a ballistic weapon and begin to fire upon the Sunshinefags without mercy.

There is literally NOTHING on this board I hate more than Sunshinefags. I can smell them from behind my monitor, they stink of pretentiousness, of faggotry. You just know that they think they're doing their due diligence as epic Sup Forumscore "Gaymurs" by picking the obscure Mario title on their least popular system to boost their fragile Nintendobabby egos.

>64? Too ubiquitous!
>Galaxy 1 and 2? It's on the Wii, it's casual!
It's embarrassing the mental gymnastics that these retards go through to justify their edgy opinions, Sunshine is simply the worst 3D Mario.

>B-b-b-ut muh aesthetic, muh comfy!
"No". It looks like a music video directed by McG, the saturation is ugly, the camera is wonky and unresponsive. The level design? Simply abhorrent, repetitive and creatively bankrupt. The blue coins are a tedious fetch quest that have little bearing on the levels. The levels themselves, either too big or too vertical.

>B-b-b-ut muh music
Acapella is for fedora wearing retards and the tropical shit is trite. Galaxy and 3D World are far better in regards to music and if you suggest otherwise, you are being willfully ignorant or are completely aesthetically challenged.

>Whatever man, just like lay off and let me have my opinion

You FUCKING FAGGOTS have gone on too long without being challenged on your like for this piece of shit game. You revel in this title's mediocrity like a badge of honour.

This post really stretched my legs.

Throw it onto a sperm and start my life over

t. Rowling

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FUCK YOU I LIKE THE TROPIC THEME

Why does Mario have an Italian accent when he's not from Italy, but from the Mushroom Kingdom? And if he actually is from Italy, how the fuck did he get into the Mushroom Kingdom?

he's from the real new york but was magically transported to the world of the mushroom kingdom, due to the fact that that happened many ages ago and the people of the kingdom magically age slowly, mario has since forgotten about that

Mario is in you.

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Too much meming and too little substance in the post. Blue coins are akin to the comets in the galaxy games. They exist to push completionists aren't necessary to beat the game

The truest answer

>Possess Drumpf
>Commit suicide
There, I just saved the world.

get money, fuck bitches

Take over my sister's body and become a BLACKED pornstar, send all the scenes to my old bodies email address. Go back and fap until raw

Rape.

This

this is a nice pasta

Mama mia, that's-a spicy meatball

But he wears a headpiece, dumbshit.

No homo but i would assume command over a qt and become the town bicycle