Lol

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dark souls makes you lose your fingerprints if you play it for too long?

tried growing pine apples once...

>americans peel their oranges with a knife

who the fuck has to peel an orange with a knife

Loling out loud

Why do you need a knife, just use your teeth my man

>Needing a knife to peel an orange
Americans cant do anything right.

>Pineapple
Wew, you guys are fucking faggots.

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lol

the artist is Brazilian

im going to assume you've never handled an ORANGE in your life

I like melons

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Punch your thumb through the top or bottom of the peel and use your fat fucking fingers. You'll get the added benefit of smelling nice for a few seconds before the funk sets back in.

This is porn %100.

i better be. i want a source

10/10

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>Pineapple

Artificial difficulty the fruit, just put enough brute force to peel it and the rest doesn't matter.

Pic related is the thinking man's fruit. It doesn't need to be stupidly hard to pose a challenge, it just requires finesse and understanding of its mechanics to be properly opened, and a mistake is punished with a mess of juice.

bannana is my go to fruit. I have 1-2 almost every day.

What video game blog do you write for?

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>too lazy to reverse image search

Slice in half and eat with a spoon, the speedrun method

>Pineapple is hard to peel
>throw it hard against floor until flesh is exposed, suddenly peeling is trivial

>Dark souls is hard to play
>Abuse rolling iframes until you are invincible, suddenly playing is trivial

Checks out.

eat my ass user it didnt bring up anything

>posting gore

>orange
>need a knife to peel it

Ex-fucking-cuse me?

is this loss? it nearly fits

What the fuck am I reading? Is that satire?

Missed those years desu

stamina cap makes "abusing i frames" impossible

It will be, but drake is too fucking slow to get anywhere in his comics.

>looks like a heart
Now I'M fucking triggered. How can anyone be this stupid?

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Pic related is the Dark Souls of fruit

OBSESSED

what game would that be?

How many times are you fags going to make this thread?

Nah senpai

Sorry for being a newfag, but I don't get this

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this...is..is it good?

wrong

Anyone who can eat one of pic related without bursting in tears is okay in my book.

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The texture of this seems like it would be the worst part.

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it has a great starchy texture.

was gonna post this as the Dante must die mode

>pay2drink
hearty kek

They are quite creamy, which isn't exactly what I want as a sole topping on a pizza. To me it sounds like putting banana on a pizza.

this was around the time tumblr had the otherkin fad before moving over to their lexicon of genders

Noice

if you have something crunchy like bean sprouts post-oven I don't see a problem with a creamy texture

uma

It just tumblrites being snowflakes and get triggered by everything.

Uh, no. We don't. Also the OBSESSED poster is 100% right. How fucking obsessed do you have to be to see food analogy and think nationalities?

This is the true Dark Souls of fruit. It's fun

I think it's time you leave, Kha

thanks senpais

fuck you nothing happened.

It's like eating BBs

duge thank god you posted this thread again

>orange
>peel
>knife

wtf america, you are so obese you are even forgetting how to peel fruits.

>peeling pineapple is hard

youtube.com/watch?v=aKAfRXSgsI4

fucking america...

ARE YOU ASSUMING MY GENDER ?

>Post tunas
>Already peeled

Close, but not quite the Dark Souls of fruit

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god fucking damnit

>dumb faggot tries to post lol thread
>turns into discussion of fruits

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I wanna fuck that sphinx

>replenishes all your hearts and give you 5 soul hearts

Durian is the best fruit in botw

That's nothing

>go to Sup Forums to fap
>see a ylyl thread
>click it out of sheer curiosity
>thread was derailed with arguments of electrical wiring and coding shit