Long time Nintendo fan here. First console was the Nintendo 64, gifted to me at the age of 4. Fell in love with Mario...

Long time Nintendo fan here. First console was the Nintendo 64, gifted to me at the age of 4. Fell in love with Mario, Luigi, Samus, and Metroid. My Grandparents, admiring my passion and love for gaming, bought me a Super Nintendo I could further invest time in. When the Gamecube came out, my Grandparents took me to Wal-Mart and bought me the system with Super Mario Sunshine. Every weekend I would go to their house for sleepovers and every weekend they would take me to Wal-Mart, Best Buy, or Gamestop and they would buy me one game. They spoiled me rotten. In grade 7 I camped outside Best Buy for the launch of the Wii. In 2012 I traveled 120 minutes from my town so I could purchase a deluxe Wii-U.

I am now 24 years old. And with ripe age and life experience, I can fully and confidently say that I sincerely hope Nintendo crashes and burns because they are an irrelevant company that aims their products at a dying childish demographic (lets face it, kids today just want to be on their phones, youtube, and have sex). I will never buy a Switch, and Mario Odyssey is a Amiibo/DLC horse shit game that looks like it belongs in the year 2006.

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Great thread

Okay, buddy

Really makes me think

Nintendo is for babies. If you want to get into gaming play non cringe games like pc and PS4. Even Xbox is better.

I honestly feel embarrassed playing those child games. When your balls finally drop you'll find out what video games are actually good.

>Mario Odyssey is a Amiibo/DLC

Out of all the games to choose yuo choose Mario Odyssey, a game that has no dlc and where the amiibo usage is completely inconsequential?

alright

>Sunshine
There is literally NOTHING on this board I hate more than Sunshinefags. I can smell them from behind my monitor, they stink of pretentiousness, of faggotry. You just know that they think they're doing their due diligence as epic Sup Forumscore "Gaymurs" by picking the obscure Mario title on their least popular system to boost their fragile Nintendobabby egos.

>64? Too ubiquitous!
>Galaxy 1 and 2? It's on the Wii, it's casual!
It's embarrassing the mental gymnastics that these retards go through to justify their edgy opinions, Sunshine is simply the worst 3D Mario.

>B-b-b-ut muh aesthetic, muh comfy!
"No". It looks like a music video directed by McG, the saturation is ugly, the camera is wonky and unresponsive. The level design? Simply abhorrent, repetitive and creatively bankrupt. The blue coins are a tedious fetch quest that have little bearing on the levels. The levels themselves, either too big or too vertical.

>B-b-b-ut muh music
Acapella is for fedora wearing retards and the tropical shit is trite. Galaxy and 3D World are far better in regards to music and if you suggest otherwise, you are being willfully ignorant or are completely aesthetically challenged.

>Whatever man, just like lay off and let me have my opinion

You FUCKING FAGGOTS have gone on too long without being challenged on your like for this piece of shit game. You revel in this title's mediocrity like a badge of honour.

How did you fall in love with Metroid on Nintendo 64? Smash doesn't count since everyone likes Captain Falcon and nobody played F-Zero.

>Fell in love with Metroid on the N64
Sure you did, pal.

alright

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>by picking the obscure Mario title on their least popular system to boost their fragile Nintendobabby egos.

isn't this just the same as being a windwaker babbie or a Tellusfag?

>Long time Nintendo fan here.
>First console was the Nintendo 64

Fucking Christ I'm old, my first Nintendo was a Game & Watch.

Take your meds gramps.

We should stick to mature games for mature players, like Temple Run

>they are an irrelevant company
They couldn't be MORE relevant you dunce. Maturity is supposed to come with age. What's your excuse?

>nobody played F-Zero

and thanks a fucking for that N64drones. the SNES did well but NOOOOOOOOOO X came out too late (and with removed features since the DD shit was killed) and everyone cried about GX being too hard despite it objectively being the best in the franchise. Thanks a fucking lot droneies for having pleb tastes. Don't even get me started on you fucking ignoring FE unless it easy as balls and included dating sim mechanics.

why does this sound so much like a copypasta?

Just stay the fuck off my lawn you young whippersnapper.

Alright

come back later grandpa.
First console was a wii.
I'm better than you.

>Nintendo is for babies.
Ironically enough, it's usually immature teens who spout nonsense like this. I bet you think violence/swearing/nudity = mature content.

>Nintendo fans this mad

>Fell in love with Mario, Luigi
You're fucking gay, dude

I sat here and read your post because I thought it might be interesting and meaningful because it was long as hell, only for you to shit out such a mundane opinion as LOL FUCK NINTENDO in a holier-than-thou manner while desperately trying to credit yourself as a long-time Nintendo fan.

I grew up with Nintendo as well, but my first console was Sega Genesis. Went back and played NES and Intellivision, and we all played as a family. I don't own a current-gen console because I'm poor as fuck, and I don't own a Switch. Maybe I shouldn't weigh in at all.

Simply put, practices such as DLC and microtransactions in general and paid online are shit, and seeing Nintendo adopt them is sad for two reasons:. because they were the last ones to stand directly against them, and because THEY WORK which means they will dictate the future of the industry as a whole.

In any case, all of this is purely optional, which means they would be OK if the raw product was good. Amiibos would be OK if they were decent figures in their own right. DLC would be OK if the game was good without them. Kiddieshit game would be OK if they were actually good. 'Artgames' would be OK if they handled well. And so on and so forth. None of this is exclusive to Nintendo, though.

TL;DR fuck your pretentious shit, and fuck video games

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>Long time Nintendo fan here. First console was the Nintendo 64

Stopped reading there. I don't listen to liars. You aren't a long time Nintendo fan if their THIRD console was your first one.

First six syllables
Second six syllables too
What a failed haiku

Hmm, where have I heard this argument before? It seems awfully familiar.
Oh yeah, that's right, I heard it from another kid in the fifth grade. Only difference is back then it was the PS2 and the original Xbox.
Maybe when your balls finally drop you'll develop better argumentation skills than an edgy 10 year old.

>ripe age
>24

This is why newfags should lurk more before posting