How does one acquire a healslut gf (male)?

How does one acquire a healslut gf (male)?

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ITS LITERALLY THE EASIEST THING EVER

I found mine on Sup Forums.
S(he) had a crush on me so I let it happen. Now S(he) healsluts me in every game.
Feels good.

>tfw can't do it

So lemme get this straight.
You faggots find other guys online who pretend to be girls so that you can role-play in vidyas?
I want in.

>pretend to be girls
who would want this

>tfw you're actually right

I found one by accident thinking he was a competent and normal human. How are you betas so bad at this?

>role playing as a girl

Literally the worst thing ever.

Boys that want attention

i can't treat people like shit

Can't help you, my healslut gf doesn't have a dick.

That's a problem. Healsluts love to be lead along and not in control.

I think the idea is actually to obviously be boys who just look like girls.

Why not? It's easy and if you do it well enough you get free games, clothes, amazon gift cards, etc

>tfw want to play an MMO so I can healslut and get a cute bf
Are there really cute guys out there who would let me be their healslut?

I'm into cute submissive boys who love to heal their tanks.

This, I play FFXIV and WoW, and I'll play any race in both of them.

how do i find a friend?

Are you cute? You have to bring something to the table, I'm not interested in fat fucks or ugly guys.

I am.

Alright. I require an application fee of one Steam or PSN game of my choice. Applications take about 2 weeks to process.

any healslut wanna be my lewd kik friend? must be a girl. no benis

>must be a girl. no benis

gay

I wouldn't send selfies or nudes to anyone unless I actually liked them enough that I wanted them to be my bf. Otherwise, I'll just healslut until I find a cute enough guy that I like.

Step 1, stop being autistic.
Step 2, stop acting like a clingy girlfriend
Step 3, if you like cringelord shit like MLP, simply don't tell a single soul about it, since that opens the door for you to be laughed at and mocked forever (kinda like how you're a stupid fucking frogposter when you had the option to just not use any image at all)

LOL I LOVE BOIPUSSI AND TRAPS I'M SO GAY BUT NOT REALLY LOL I'M DEFINITELY NOT A REDDIT MIGRANT. DID YOU KNOW TRAPS AREN'T GAY, IT'S IRONIC AND HILARIOUS BECAUSE THEY'RE BOYS THAT LOOK LIKE GIRLS SO BY DEFINITION THAT MEANS ITS GAY LOLLOLO. PRAISE KEK XD

Unironically if that's your goal, you have to leave Sup Forums and interact with people either in meatspace or even online, just anywhere but here. Stop relying on memes for everything, delete your pepes, delete your reaction images. Stop being a hipster and acquire a taste for normie shit.

Leave this dump behind before you're in too deep and you can't get out.

Are you a beta or a Chad?

No way fag