So I was dead all the time?

So I was dead all the time?

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Are gamers the Dark Souls of audiences?

its 2017 bigot
accept gay marriage, find a black wife and take welfare checks

... that honestly explains a lot

that's some sixth sense shit yo

>Sup Forums was hell all along

>instigating GG2
the nerve

I'll start taking the welfare checks now and get to the other two later.

Does that mean I'm not gonna get out of here?

y'all?

gamergate 2: the gamest

Yeah "gamers" don't have to be your audience but if you want to make games it helps to have an audience, go to a publisher and tell them you are making your game for non-gamers and see if you get funded.

don't tell me you thought "you're here forever" was a joke

What makes you think a liberal wrote that article?

I love a good conspiracy

>Gamergate
>Salt Lake City Daycare
>Pizzagate

Literally the best feel. Uncovering those loose ends. Linking the dots. Dat cyber-sleuthing. Super comfy.

omae wa mou shindeiru

Alright, fine.

Man that piece was perfect clickbait, even quoting leigh alexander.

>Y'all

>be 2017
>trying to stir up a 2 year old controversy
I thought liberals didn't want Trump to get re-elected.

>You don't have to market exclusively to gamers devs! Casuals and people who don't play games can be your market!
>Shadow of War requires you to pay for loot boxes to beat the game. The devs went too far!

Really gets the ol thinker a thinkin.

>y'all

you ain't southern, that's our word you got no right using it.

>mfw it's real

>escapist

you guys do realize that that was the outlet which more or less sided with gamergate back when it was the most relevant(some of you might remember HOW FREE mods services were back then too), therefore I think that article is probably ironic

but you know, being ironic about SJWs is always a subject to Poe's Law so I'm not sure

with this kind of attitude you're not

>kun
you ain't Japanese, that's our word you got no right using it.

no amount of counter movement to that can make someone in prison electable.

You're right.
This is not fine.

You should probably read the article. It's is there for public consumption.

I agree

I thought yahtzee was based wtf

>welfare check

YOU MEAN UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME Heeheehee. Don't worry, your government issues self driving car will take you to mcdonalds to get your tendies so you dont even need to worry about moving out from momma's

>calling yourself a gamer
cringe

language really does not work that way.

I'll stuff you into my book sack compadre

>typing in english
You mother fucker

>Leigh Alexander can't even get a job in gaming journalism anymore
>Many other sites who joined the "gamers are dead" non-sense are now defunct
>"gamers" are now bigger than ever

Karma's a bitch.

>Y'all

i can't tell if you're being ironic or not

oh fuck

>liberals still believe you can not only impeach, but imprison someone because they don't like them

>Y'all

lmfao what would he be jailed for, you fucking trog.

If you paid a bit of attention to the last few years, you'd know.

>type it in japanese

"Lol he probably said a meme"

The best part are the comments where he goes 'Every opinion is worth exploring. Well, except those criticizing me, those are wrong'

I'd like to keep playing vidya instead user, right now I'm only posting here because I'm taking a massive dump

t. shittingblogs

These articles are kind of right though.
Liberalism and SJW's aside, nobody likes gamers. Video games are at the very bottom of the social totem pole. Gamers literally are dead.

I still can't believe that people use the Escapist for anything other than Yahtzee's videos

escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/video-games/columns/garwulfs-corner/17903-Garwulf-Dear-Internet?utm_source=latest&utm_medium=index_carousel&utm_campaign=all

see what they're bitching about today

Stop falseflagging, us southerners love it when people use "y'all." We like to infect northerners and other foreigners with it.

Video games are literally mainstream now, It's been 5 years since I finished high school and even then every guy there played video games(even the jocks liked FIFA and such). Guaranteed that it's an even bigger industry now.

>largest industry
>dead

We were dead all along.

>Y'all

The author rarely posts on Escapist. Is he a guest "columnist"?

I can't believe people even bother with Yahtzee. He's always been an unfunny, egotistical prick

>tfw no southern gf

>Granny clothes.
>Granny tits.

The Escapist has been dying the past few year or so.

They're just desperate for attention, so, they're making some of their more prolific posters into "Columnists". These people usually being deranged SJW-types.

In this case it's some random guy called NewClassic who has like 3000 posts, almost entirely about some cuck shit.

>As genuinely great as games like Bayonetta and Lollypop Chainsaw are, we also need to accept that the criticism about the sexuality built into them is valid. No one is saying these games are inherently bad, or there should be no games styled and developed in this way, but that we genuinely need to recognize that skimpy nuns, bikini-clad martial artists, exposed-breast ninjas, and The Witcher sex scenes create an image that the games community doesn't resist.

SEE I'M NOT SAYING THEY'RE BAD GAME, BUT THEY'RE BAD GAME

Y'all

何!!!???

thanks user

How would you solve the problem of unnecessary work and technology making a majority of the population useless?

Not anymore they aren't.
Most people our age have kind of moved away from games. Nobody I know plays video games anymore really. They all have wives and kids.

It doesn't matter how large the industry is, most people fucking hate gamers. They hate seeing little manlet nerds wearing super mario brothers shirts.

I hope one day a scandal happens near a gate so we can have a gategate

Kill them

This is the first generation of adults that actually plays video games, you're kinda wrong.

>o southern gf
is that a jojo reference?

You sound really boring - why are you here instead of being lonely?

ひでぶ!!!!!!!!!!

Where is her left nipple?

what is this aboot?

Some people are still crying about gamergate, no, really.

Contraceptives included with UBI, to reduce the surplus population.

but why?

They still aren't relevant.

I've never heard "Y'all" from someone who wasn't a condescending cunt.

Never

hahaha...uhhh..not really?
Yeah sure, there are some manbabies that play games in their 40's. But generally people look down on gamers.
Not people who play games casually, I mean fucking gamers. The pimple faced, hyperbolic, bitter, and pathetic consumer that continuously gets fucked by large corporations.

I thought the majority of Sup Forums agrees that video games are shit?

Did anybody else think the thumbnail was a woman bent over with pink sex toys aound her? With the black knob being a dildo or something? Just me?

Was she hot?

Is it just me or am I seeing people use the word y'all way more often now

>included with UBI
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME BUY KANGZ SOULS

He's definitely perpetrated a lot of a-salt

Well, he's right. If we weren't dead inside we wouldn't be playing video games.

>I thought liberals didn't want Trump to get re-elected.
Hollywood being smug cunts helped get George W bush re-elected with the popular vote. Not even Obama won the popular vote. Which is funny because the democrats loved the electoral college than

They're almost always gender studies dykes or something similar

don't worry
you won't be breeding anyways

That's still UBI though
The overpopulation of the poor is because they don't have enough money to do anything but have sex. UBI would lower population growth immediately. Access to contraceptives would help. Another big problem is the fact that all the "useful people" are too busy to have lots of children. Unless you made it so women are somehow encouraged to not work and have children instead, despite being smart and hard-working.

This is the morality of the right. I wish you people would be more honest about it. But I guess that would ruin your chances of political success.

I don't know, honestly. It's kinda pathetic to not have moved on at this point.

You can't really blame them, can you?

>Make a few articles criticizing gamers and their childish ways
>Gamers, being the gargantuan manbabies that they are, proceeded to scream like banshees and demand that these journalists pay for even DARING to question us gamers!

I agree that game journalists should be objective but come on.